with its fleas biting and

sucking on your blood its

a rite of passage for

idiots who ride bare back

ignoring there is a better.......

idea - go to the pub!

and ride Pete's bar gal

that's not very nice thinking

but she came onto me

for a sandwich, with pickled

eggs and banana skins attached

which sounded apetizing for the

time Pete chucking at Gamps

until Spock came along and

on the other nand maybe

(nand.... or hand)

Scottie, beamed them down to ............

Planet Zog for alternative footwear

shoes come in threes not

pairs,with matching patterned gloves

with twelve finger without thumbs

handy for the keyboard and

piano not so for knitting

or when having multiple partners

causes the risk of aides

aids yeah, dunno about aides.

aides, fun...aids, not fun

unless needed in a hurry

they took the fire escape

to avoid the oncoming crowd

of red indians looking to