the wurst was the worst......

one she had ever seen

the bratwurst or the other

funny tasting stuff from germany

but they've the best beer

so they think. England's better

than nothing. A letter arrived

from Robert Mugabe

but contained only three words

Send more money signed Robert

always works for thai girls

with sick buffalo and papa

on the local whiskey again

sold in used condoms from...........

what the Mugabe letters? asked

Ebagum ! Said the backwards Yorkshireman

they had a football team

that played like the girls'

and liked to wear ribbons

around their purile penile danglers

until they got caught in

atomatic tampon removal female toilet

mistakenly installed in men's rooms

where many castrated farangs were..........

hanging out in the hope

of a life as katoey

or reversal of machines function

start looking for a bar

of soap to wash away

the dirt of bangkok city