Suegha is about the only gentleman on thaivisa.

You're simply too kind jimjim and it's simply not true. kayo is a gentleman too!

Suegha is about the only gentleman on thaivisa.

You're simply too kind jimjim and it's simply not true. kayo is a gentleman too!

Yep, he takes his own weight on his elbows

It's a front...............My bet's on him doing a number on Jimjim

Yes, Kayo is a gentleman because he can take criticism.

Stick around the mad house Jim. You will find bags of criticism and hardly any flaming. Those that flame lashed by the brethren with the sarcasm whip until they calm down.............All rather civilized under the the loose cover of lunacy

So it's a sarcasm whip now, not a sarcasm paddle, I see. So a change of tack from suiging there...

There you go with those paddles again! It's all rather Freudian...

Let's see if we can introduce spank paddles into every thread in Bedders!

^ 555 good point... Yes, it's shaping up that way.

He has a handle. The other end is paddle shaped.

There you go - suiging, the expert in spank paddles!

Just following your instructions el-paddlemiester

Well done kayo!

He can't spell..............

Suiging has a brand spanking new business card - looks oddly similar to the one Brit Maverick had of Limpy's work card from Jenny's Star bar in Pattaya

CB

Yes, it does look as if I'm going to have to take up the burdon of being the Spank Paddle Protection Leagues public spokespanker. A certain well known user is crying foul and even bringing in circus acts for his leaky and quite frankly poor defence.

Spank and be proud !! Never take no for an answer, you know they want it, so give it to them. ( specially in Liverpool ).

As Bryan Ferry once sang " Spank away the heartache, spank away the fears......."

Back on topic, I wonder how many times the Klown will admit to giving a bit of French correction during extensive homework sessions ehhh ?

Where's Sibeymai? Isn't it the monkey that's supposed to be spanked?

Sorry kayo, your thread has become a spank-athon! I never intended it thus...

ohh you little fibber

Where's Sibeymai? Isn't it the monkey that's supposed to be spanked?

The monkey's been very naughty, has been duly spanked and sent to his cage without a banana.

But then there's ethics as well... The daughter/wife/mother/girlfriend of a friend of mine, is not fair game.

I am with you on the mother part...

Yes. I guess it's coming up to seven months or so. Of which the past three I've been monog-... whateevr that word is.

monotony

Actually, in a way, I've been my d1ck loyal for four months, cos the last girl partook with both of us together. Did I forget to mention that?

Anyway, if anybody remembers the early years of Cheers, this french gal is becoming a bit like the Diane to my Sam.

In the first part of this post I was a tad disappointed by good old Kayo....bu now you've got my full respect back!

I really duno how men cope with all the blood rushes from one head to the other.

Makes our noses bleed

Sends me deaf.

Pardon?

Pardon?

Ohhhh you didn't ?

Hope you owned up to it and didn't try to blame the dog !!!

bugger. wake up and remember the night before.

freshman's night, freshgirls all night...

*clears throat*

ermm.... it wasnt my fault.....

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One day it will fall off...............

bugger. wake up and remember the night before.

freshman's night, freshgirls all night...

*clears throat*

ermm.... it wasnt my fault.....

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We've got you back to normal, I take it?