Please keep it within forum rules, I don't want another thread deleted

And yes Kayo, that means YOU

Why Humans have Sex

Moss

This advert goes hand in hand with the topic, some how I wish I hadn't said that

Will you let me get away with this?

Moss

Both links are the same mate.

The second link I get no connection to...

the first link I read through in detail.

Well.. Okay, I haven't yet...Just checked the top ten reasons... But I will read it through in the morning.

And hey!!!! What's all this "Yes Kayo that means YOU" business.....

I'm not a beast...........

Well, okay, I might be, but I'm not an animal...

...Okay, maybe I am... But I AM trying to change my ways...

Wow, 31 pages of mind-numbing academia !

With a quick glance through the questions and responses in all those tables what immediately came to mind is that I'll bet most of the respondents lied when answering those questions.

For example, one table had the question (or response) "Because he had a lot of money". Supposedly NONE of the respondents selected that response.

And the response "Because I was horny" only came in 4th on the guys side of the chart ? Methinks a whole lot of people were not entirely honest on the survey.

Methinks a whole lot of people were not entirely honest on the survey.

When it comes to the subject of sex, either in a stable relationship or not, honest answers to supercilious questions will be few in number.

I'll tell you why I have sex ....... I like it, I really like it, it makes my day, it's enjoyable when done well, and still pretty good when it isn't.

I like strawberries and cream for much the same reason.

Both links are the same mate.

Whoops sorry about that, can't remember what the alternative link was now, but I think it was a little risqué

And hey!!!! What's all this "Yes Kayo that means YOU" business.....

Just blackguarding my friend

Wow, 31 pages of mind-numbing academia !

31 pages, crikey, I didn't read them

Moss

Kerry's right. Academic <deleted>! Twas fun to have a 'cursory' read of though!!!

Co-workers charged for sexual acts on board flight

Monday, January 14, 2008

According to the online Sun, two Russian co-workers pleaded guilty in a West London court and were fined $979 each last Friday after being arrested at Heathrow Airport for being caught performing lewd sexual acts during their British Airways flight from Brazil to London.

Stewards were alerted by passengers when Olga Bezmelnitsyna, was seen with her head in Sergei Gorlov’s lap four hours into their 12 hour flight. Both passengers had been drinking.

Married father-of-two Gorlov, 41, and Bezmelnitsyna, 59, had met on a company trip to Brazil where they were sampling coffee beans for a tea and coffee company based in St. Petersburg.

"The flight was full with 350 passengers, including children, and the defendants sitting in the rear of the aircraft,” said the Prosecutor Syreta Maharaj.

"Crew members were approached by passengers complaining the defendants were acting in an indecent manner.

"[A stewardess] asked them to stop but shortly afterwards there were further reports from passengers saying they were engaged in an indecent act again. A crew member noticed the male defendant had his trousers unzipped and she had her hand in his groin area."

Both were reported to have been very remorseful. Bezmelnitsyna also claimed that she did not normally drink and did not know that it would have affected her more so during a flight, adding that it would never have happened had she not been drinking.

"They had met for the first time during the trip to Brazil. On the flight both had been drinking — and from a kiss and a cuddle one thing led to another,” added Gorlov’s lawyer Mandy Hargun.

That's more like it!!!

If people don't want sex, what else do they want?

Didn't D/L the article. Not sufficiently interested to read 30 pages of academic drivel study (or whatever it is). I think it's reasonable to say that most of us have a similar reason for wanting sex - see post #6.

Typo

I didn't really expect anybody to read this Horse Hockey from Academia, just the reasons and I guess what shines through more than anything, it is true what Disraeli ( attr, before I get my ears chewed again ) said there are only Lies, Damned lies and then Statistics.

Moss

^Correct. The statisticians propagate the statistics, the economists interpret them and the lawyers interpret the interpretation.

Sex is like your salary:

You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others are getting more than you

Sex is like math:

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs...............multiply

I don't know why i like sex. I'm so bad at it, i once gave a woman an anti-climax

The oldies are the goldies eh

Co-workers charged for sexual acts on board flight

Monday, January 14, 2008

Stewards were alerted by passengers when Olga Bezmelnitsyna, was seen with her head in Sergei Gorlov’s lap four hours into their 12 hour flight. Both passengers had been drinking.

I've done that a couple times. (I mean sex(ual) acts - drinking, I usually do anyway.)

Trains, planes, busses...

Well,

I am getting on in my years and when i want *that word" i shall get it whenever and whereever i want to and enjoy to the fullest.. except if the other party is rather weak in the word ish way.

Well i understood what i was saying.............

Well,

I am getting on in my years and when i want *that word" i shall get it whenever and whereever i want to and enjoy to the fullest.. except if the other party is rather weak in the word ish way.

Well i understood what i was saying.............

Obscure, but I think we all know what you're on about!!!

This is the reason I always have sex:

31. I was tired of being a virgin.

And of course this one:

107. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person

Moss I know you've just had a baby and all that... but COME ON... what are you up to here mate

i only want sex when the woman begs.....

i only want sex when the woman begs.....

I used to be the same but after 2 years of waiting, i turned the tables and now i beg. I seem to get sex alot more nowadays