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oceanographer.......................Someone who ographers an ocean

stenographer..........................Someone who ographers a passing Swedish tourist

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The Dutch dyke was standing on the dyke

............ (lesbian).......................... (dam)

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The Dutch dyke was standing on the dyke

............ (lesbian).......................... (dam)

Which created quite a condundrum for the little Dutch boy who didn't know which crack to plug.

The Dutch dyke was standing on the dyke

............ (lesbian).......................... (dam)

Which created quite a condundrum for the little Dutch boy who didn't know which crack to plug.

Touché, Prince..... hahahaha

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Hosanna (Noun) Cry of praise. (Webster's)

Hosanna (Noun) A cry of praise for "ho's" named Anna. (Farang Prince)

Hosanna (Noun) Cry of praise. (Webster's)

Hosanna (Noun) A cry of praise for "ho's" named Anna. (Farang Prince)

Hose Anna (down) after she's been playing in the garden

Hosa Na - how Thais address a certain fireman.

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Hosa Na - how Thais address a certain fireman.

Sounds like a fireman whose hose is not working.

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Detonate (Verb) Explode with a loud report. (Webster's)

Debtonate (Verb) What the U.S. Government is going to do with $700 billion worth of bad loans. (Farang Prince)

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Detonate (Verb) Explode with a loud report. (Webster's)

Debtonate (Verb) What the U.S. Government is going to do with $700 billion worth of bad loans. (Farang Prince)

Wow, based on the most recent news from the U.S. about this bailout, I better add one more definition:

Debtoolate (Verb) What will happen by the time Congress carves out some type of agreement to prop up the USA's ailing financial institutions. (Farang Prince)

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Zebu (Noun) A domestic animal of Asia and Eastern Africa resembling an ox, but with a large hump. (Webster's)

Ze-bu (Verb) What a French ghost says. (Farang Prince)

Spanker: A usually gaff-headed sail set from the aftermost lower mast of a sailing ship (American Heritage Dictionary)

Spanker: post-23920-1222684514.jpg (Thai Visa)

:o

Spanker: A usually gaff-headed sail set from the aftermost lower mast of a sailing ship (American Heritage Dictionary)

Spanker: post-23920-1222684514.jpg (Thai Visa)

:D

How very dare you! I think I'll report this as being offensive! :D:o

Spanker: A usually gaff-headed sail set from the aftermost lower mast of a sailing ship (American Heritage Dictionary)

Spanker: post-23920-1222684514.jpg (Thai Visa)

:D

How very dare you! I think I'll report this as being offensive! :D:o

Ok, sorry about the "gaff-headed" bit.

:D

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Confirm (Verb) Make strong, make valid, ratify, verify. (Webster's)

Con firm (Noun) Anything that had Thaksin's name on it. (Farang Prince)

Manchester

Man Chest Hair

Have i got the grasp of this thread, or is that not what you mean? :o

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Manchester

Man Chest Hair

Have i got the grasp of this thread, or is that not what you mean? :o

Hehehe. I'm not sure I have a grasp of it yet either, Mr. Bojangles. But your contribution is welcomed. Ordinarily, what we are looking for is a defined word and then a word play off that defined word...such as the first entry dealing with the word "amiss". Glad to have you participating.

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Damnation (Noun) Condemnation to eternal punishment. (Webster's)

Damnation (Verb) What the world's financial markets are saying about the United States right now. (Farang Prince)

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Pacifist (noun) One who opposes war or any military preparedness and proposes all disputes be settled by arbitration (Webster's)

Pacifist (verb) What you sometimes get if you piss off a pacifist. (Farang Prince)

Bedlam

hospital, Beckenham, England, United Kingdom

byname of Bethlem Royal Hospital

Main

the first asylum for the mentally ill in England. It is currently located in Beckenham, Kent. The word bedlam came to be used generically for all psychiatric hospitals and sometimes is used colloquially for an uproar.

Bedlam - now an asylum for addicted posters currently located in cyberspace.

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Bedlam (noun) An incoherent uproar. (Webster's)

Bedlam (noun) The current state of the world's stock markets. (Farang Prince)

Incontinence - Inability to control excretions.

Incontinents - where most people live. (may still suffer from the above)

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Incontinence - Inability to control excretions.

Incontinents - where most people live. (may still suffer from the above)

Very good Thad. :o

Infanta (noun) The daughter of a Spanish or Portugese king. (Webster's)

Infanta (noun) A Spanish lady of easy virtue that I was once "in". (Farang Prince)

Infanta - going for a dip in some sugary but colourful liquid.

Infanta..................A nice stewerd welcoming a supporter into the ground

Infanta-side: When you child is naughty, putting them beside you rather than killing them! :o

ps don't post this in 'raising your kids'!

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