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Would katoeys qualify as ALTERboys?

:o Good one Phil.

I would have loved katoeys as alter boys - now that would have made me go to mass! :D

Actually Suegha, if they had katoeys as alterboys, I would be in the confessional all the time.

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Would katoeys qualify as ALTERboys?

:o Good one Phil.

I would have loved katoeys as alter boys - now that would have made me go to mass! :D

Was that an abbreviation?

Can I post the double meaning that got me told off by the BBC? ........ it is in incredibly bad taste and involves the tsunami.

Would katoeys qualify as ALTERboys?

:o Good one Phil.

I would have loved katoeys as alter boys - now that would have made me go to mass! :D

Was that an abbreviation?

Can I post the double meaning that got me told off by the BBC? ........ it is in incredibly bad taste and involves the tsunami.

Yer, why not?

Bedlam is just that, NON PC, almost anything goes.

Then, wait, whilst we await the displeasure of the mods...... and rockers.....LOL

Ok, you asked for it.

It was mentioned that Newcastle United were going to play some friendly games of football out here, for those that don't know, the fans of this club are called the Toon Army...... I sent a little missive to a certain Mr Wogan suggesting that this may not be a good idea, the premise being that the last time we had a visit from a Toon Army, we just got a beach full of the wrong sort of crushed asians. (crustaceans)

I apologise unreservedly

(Terry thought it was funny, but for very understandable reasons, thought that it wasn't a good idea to read it out)

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Ok, you asked for it.

It was mentioned that Newcastle United were going to play some friendly games of football out here, for those that don't know, the fans of this club are called the Toon Army...... I sent a little missive to a certain Mr Wogan suggesting that this may not be a good idea, the premise being that the last time we had a visit from a Toon Army, we just got a beach full of the wrong sort of crushed asians. (crustaceans)

I apologise unreservedly

(Terry thought it was funny, but for very understandable reasons, thought that it wasn't a good idea to read it out)

:o I have a particular fondness for crushed Asians...er, I mean crustaceans. Wickedly funny Thaddeus.

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Cop (Noun/Slang/Abbreviation) 1) A conical mass of thread. 2) To get hold of. 3) To catch or capture. 4) Steal or swipe. 5) Policeman. (Webster's)

Cop (Sentence) A cop I know copped a bar girl in Pattaya and copped a quick feel before she used her the thread in her cop to tie his hands together. (Farang Prince)

A classic from Taddy. A question though, how did you know Terry liked it? Insider info perhaps?

A question though, how did you know Terry liked it? Insider info perhaps?

He emailed me, I had made several contributions to his breakfast show under the pseudonym of Colin Allcars.

SUE had an isSUE with her boss, so asked her legal eagle to SUE him.

A question though, how did you know Terry liked it? Insider info perhaps?

He emailed me, I had made several contributions to his breakfast show under the pseudonym of Colin Allcars.

Taddy, you're Colin Allcars! That's fantastic! :o

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Copulate (Verb) To engage in sexual intercourse. (Webster's)

Copulate (Adjective) Cops are never around when you need them. (Farang Prince)

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Coterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of persons with a unifying common interest or purpose. (Webster's)

Cooterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of old coots who hang out in Bedlam. (Farang Prince)

Coterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of persons with a unifying common interest or purpose. (Webster's)

Cooterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of old coots who hang out in Bedlam. (Farang Prince)

Nice one, apart from the old coots reference! :o

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Coterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of persons with a unifying common interest or purpose. (Webster's)

Cooterie (Noun) An intimate and often exclusive group of old coots who hang out in Bedlam. (Farang Prince)

Nice one, apart from the old coots reference! :D

Sorry, I was including myself in that reference. :o

Inconceivable - not capable of being imagined or grasped mentally; unbelievable.

Inconceivable - good name for a brand of condom.

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Inconceivable - not capable of being imagined or grasped mentally; unbelievable.

Inconceivable - good name for a brand of condom.

Excellent Thad. We should market that immediately...it might even work in Thailand, although for accuracy sake we might have to call it "Undependable".

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Conundrum (Noun) 1) A riddle whose answer is or involves a pun. 2) A question or problem having only a confectural answer. 3) An intricate and difficult problem. (Webster's)

Conundrum (Noun) Drummers in a nun's marching band. (Farang Prince)

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Counterintelligence (Noun) Organized activity of an intelligence service designed to block or deceive an enemy's sources of information. (Webster's)

Counterintelligence (Noun) George W. Bush (Farang Prince)

horticulture

• noun - the art or practice of garden cultivation and management.

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horticulture - make up your own punchline! :o

Horticulture...........Prostitutes eating metalic yoghurt

Nam Tok (Thai) - waterfall

Nom Tok (Thai) - used to describe the breasts of aged women

Nam Tok (Thai) - waterfall

Nom Tok (Thai) - used to describe the breasts of aged women

Thai wimmin with breasts?

Katoeys more like it.

Now, back on topic....

THINGY (thing-ee) n

Female... Any part under a car's hood.

Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

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Nam Tok (Thai) - waterfall

Nom Tok (Thai) - used to describe the breasts of aged women

That's a great one Sibey...it gives wonderful visualization because a waterfall goes downhill and so do the sagging breasts of aged women (except in Los Angeles where the breasts of most women, regardless of age, will always point straight out thanks to modern plastic surgery).

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horticulture

• noun - the art or practice of garden cultivation and management.

askoxford.com

horticulture - make up your own punchline! :o

Whores' night out at the opera.

Thanks for creating the opening Suegha.

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Nam Tok (Thai) - waterfall

Nom Tok (Thai) - used to describe the breasts of aged women

Thai wimmin with breasts?

Katoeys more like it.

Now, back on topic....

THINGY (thing-ee) n

Female... Any part under a car's hood.

Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

:o Females will also refer to that thingy hanging between your legs Pete.

I can't remember who it was that said it but it goes...

You can take a horticulture but you can't make her think! :o

horticulture

• noun - the art or practice of garden cultivation and management.

askoxford.com

horticulture - make up your own punchline! :o

Whores' night out at the opera.

Thanks for creating the opening Suegha.

Indeed, the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? ........ you can't hear a vitamin.

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horticulture

• noun - the art or practice of garden cultivation and management.

askoxford.com

horticulture - make up your own punchline! :o

Whores' night out at the opera.

Thanks for creating the opening Suegha.

Indeed, the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? ........ you can't hear a vitamin.

How do you make a hormone? Tell it you're out of money.

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