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I believe there is a Hoar Frost. Not sure about the first bit, but we who are married certainly understand the sentiment.

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I believe there is a Hoar Frost. Not sure about the first bit, but we who are married certainly understand the sentiment.

:o About once a month Suiging?

Does a waft of pheromone make a hormone?

Now this is very clever Phil! :o

Anticlimax - a disappointing end to an exciting or impressive series of events

Anticlimax - the unfortunate failure, during operation, of a device that has been electronically tested.

(you may need to be a certain age and nationality to get that one)

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.""

ewwwwwwwwwwwww...........

Anticlimax - a disappointing end to an exciting or impressive series of events

Anticlimax - the unfortunate failure, during operation, of a device that has been electronically tested.

(you may need to be a certain age and nationality to get that one)

I get it! :o

I broke a "G" string whilst playing my guitar.

I broke a strap on my "G" string whilst dressing.

Anticlimax - a disappointing end to an exciting or impressive series of events

Anticlimax - the unfortunate failure, during operation, of a device that has been electronically tested.

(you may need to be a certain age and nationality to get that one)

I get it! :o

Somehow, I knew you would.

Masticate - munch, champ, chomp, crunch, eat; formal manducate.

Masticate - A window licker that has managed to progress to the edges.

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Cranky (Adjective) Crotchety; Unpredictable. (Webster's)

Cranky (Adjective) The Farang Princess. (Farang Prince)

Cobblers : A group of shoe repairers.

Cobblers : The discussion matter of a group of drunks.

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Cobblers : A group of shoe repairers.

Cobblers : The discussion matter of a group of drunks.

:o I resemble that Phil. Hehehehe.

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Crotchety (Adjective) Given to whims, crankiness or ill temper. (Webster's)

Crotchety (Verb) The first place the Farang Princess grabs when using her version of the lie detector test to determine where I have been all night. (Farang Prince)

FIX

adj...... in trouble

verb.... mend something.

noun.... a drug

triple meaning.......LOL

Pell-mell _ in a confused, rushed, or disorderly manner.

Pell-Mell - Where really posh people buy apartments.

Pell-mell _ in a confused, rushed, or disorderly manner.

Pell-Mell - Where really posh people buy apartments.

:o You've got a gift with words Taddy!

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Cosmos (Noun) An orderly harmonious systematic universe. (Webster's)

Cosmos (Noun) An orderly harmonious systematic universe that doesn't exist in Thailand. (Farang Prince)

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Cornification (Noun) Conversion into a horny substance. (Webster's)

Cornification (Noun) What happens to most Farangs when they step off the plane for the first time in Thailand.

(Farang Prince)

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Courtesan (Noun) A prostitute with a courtly, wealthy or upper-class clientele. (Webster's)

Courtesan (Noun) A drunken Farang's view of any streetwalker still available after 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday night in Bangkok. (Farang Prince)

An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?

Female customer: Yes please.

Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?

Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?

Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?

Female customer: Yes please.

Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?

Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?

Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

It's the 'real' ones that are often the best. My wife tells the story of how once in a lift with a friend she was discussing a wild life programme from the night before. The lift opened and a member of the senior exec got in just as my wife said: "...it was great, it was a living orgasm!" She of course meant organism! The senior exec just cocked his head and smiled. :o

There was another time we were watching a programme with some friends about how some soldiers were have their sperm frozen so that in the event of their death their wifes could get pregnant after their death. The programme was very sombre and serious when my wife said: "Frozen semen, I find that hard to swallow!" We all cracked up laughing... :D

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An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?

Female customer: Yes please.

Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?

Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?

Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

It's the 'real' ones that are often the best. My wife tells the story of how once in a lift with a friend she was discussing a wild life programme from the night before. The lift opened and a member of the senior exec got in just as my wife said: "...it was great, it was a living orgasm!" She of course meant organism! The senior exec just cocked his head and smiled. :o

There was another time we were watching a programme with some friends about how some soldiers were have their sperm frozen so that in the event of their death their wifes could get pregnant after their death. The programme was very sombre and serious when my wife said: "Frozen semen, I find that hard to swallow!" We all cracked up laughing... :D

That is hilarious Suegha. Your wife sounds delightful.

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An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?

Female customer: Yes please.

Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?

Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?

Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

Hehehehe. Bet it went right over her head. Good one Pete.

An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?

Female customer: Yes please.

Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?

Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?

Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

It's the 'real' ones that are often the best. My wife tells the story of how once in a lift with a friend she was discussing a wild life programme from the night before. The lift opened and a member of the senior exec got in just as my wife said: "...it was great, it was a living orgasm!" She of course meant organism! The senior exec just cocked his head and smiled. :o

There was another time we were watching a programme with some friends about how some soldiers were have their sperm frozen so that in the event of their death their wifes could get pregnant after their death. The programme was very sombre and serious when my wife said: "Frozen semen, I find that hard to swallow!" We all cracked up laughing... :D

That is hilarious Suegha. Your wife sounds delightful.

She is, she puts her foot in it all the time! I'll post more as they come to me...

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Cowpoke (Noun) A cowboy (Webster's)

Cowpoke (Noun) A cowboy who got too friendly with his horse. (Farang Prince)

Catastrophe - an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering; a disaster.

Catastrophe - Feline punctuation mark.

Catatonic - informal of or in an immobile or unresponsive stupor.

Catatonic - Feline pick-me-up.

Cowpoke (Noun) A cowboy (Webster's)

Cowpoke (Noun) A cowboy who got too friendly with his horse. (Farang Prince)

I thought "cowpoke" was the underlying theme of the movie "Brokeback Mountain", or was that "cowboypoke" ? :o

Catatonic - Feline pick-me-up.

Or to be more specific, the act of stuffing the cat in the blender the morning after a big night out.

(apologies to patsycat)

Or to be more specific, the act of stuffing the cat in the blender the morning after a big night out.

(apologies to patsycat)

....and finishing it in the microwave oven

It will be cooked in more ways than one.........LOL

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