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It's unfair to keep hooking Harky and then throwing him back for another go................Either let him off for good or saute with some nice spring vegetables........

:lol::cheesy:

poor little guy, i havent been to fair on him, have eye?

i shall report to church and repent (again) <deleted> :sorry:

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^No old mate, i knew you were joking, but i just wanted to remind you of ur ailing condition :lol:

u know me, never let a chance go by......but never too serious all the same ;)

Did Zpete tell you I have false teeth??

B'stard...I'll get him.

No no, ur old memory is going, remember, I was the reason the teeth went in the first place :lol: Hint: Punch, punch ;)

There you go again, goading our resident mamal ( yes I thought they were mammals as well, but he should know eh )

No sweat....I'll bide my time.

:ph34r:

u have no choice :lol:

TALK about phuck up a thread you blokes, this is about THAI VISA QUOTE's OF THE DAY.....<deleted> :annoyed:

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Hi, we are a smart german couple, W34/168/62 bi sexy , dev, blonde, M36/190/90, brown, dom. We will be in Bangkok (28 june to 2 july 2011) and on Koh Samui since 2 July 2011 to 18 July 2011. We like a lot: BDSM, Bars, sports, intelligence, culture, xxx :-) We are looking for real fun... :-)

In the ladies forum. :o

Mrs Naam's going to be real pissed that he posted that.......................

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Hi, we are a smart german couple, W34/168/62 bi sexy , dev, blonde, M36/190/90, brown, dom. We will be in Bangkok (28 june to 2 july 2011) and on Koh Samui since 2 July 2011 to 18 July 2011. We like a lot: BDSM, Bars, sports, intelligence, culture, xxx :-) We are looking for real fun... :-)

In the ladies forum. :o

When i first read it i thought they were 62 and 90 years old....

Oh well, odder things happen.

In the topic Dumbest things you've ever done in Pattaya (2008)

"At a Go Go Soi 1 Pattaya with 3 mates. We all were going to a party at a bar Soi 9 Jomtien.

Got 4 motor scooter guys (don't know why, a baht bus hire would have been cheaper). All aboard I yelled out "1,000 baht bonus to the first one there".

We all arrived in one peice but it took me several rounds to be forgiven."

More than 2 years later I still laugh when I think about it - thanks Tarquin.:lol:

In the topic Dumbest things you've ever done in Pattaya (2008)

"At a Go Go Soi 1 Pattaya with 3 mates. We all were going to a party at a bar Soi 9 Jomtien.

Got 4 motor scooter guys (don't know why, a baht bus hire would have been cheaper). All aboard I yelled out "1,000 baht bonus to the first one there".

We all arrived in one peice but it took me several rounds to be forgiven."

More than 2 years later I still laugh when I think about it - thanks Tarquin.:lol:

How daft. They would have gone just as fast for a two hundred buck bonus.....Some people eh ..........

However, I am interested in knowing, when I do marry an Asian lady, how they mature

are u buying a dog or a donkey? how do they mature? well, some large breeds of dog get chronic illness and die at an earlier age. donkeys age really well, but become slightly bed temepered when they hit really old age, and there usefullness decreases also.

a mature tree bears more fruit, if u water and fertilize properly. men, in general, become uglier, their tempers get shorter and nastier. they have increased problems with their libido and prostate. in general, young boys are boring, mature men are ok, and old men, except for my hsuband, well, whatever was wrong with them in their youth, just gets worse as they get older. i think women get mellower.

are u buying a plant or marrying a woman u love? what kind of question is that?

bina

However, I am interested in knowing, when I do marry an Asian lady, how they mature

are u buying a dog or a donkey? how do they mature? well, some large breeds of dog get chronic illness and die at an earlier age. donkeys age really well, but become slightly bed temepered when they hit really old age, and there usefullness decreases also.

a mature tree bears more fruit, if u water and fertilize properly. men, in general, become uglier, their tempers get shorter and nastier. they have increased problems with their libido and prostate. in general, young boys are boring, mature men are ok, and old men, except for my hsuband, well, whatever was wrong with them in their youth, just gets worse as they get older. i think women get mellower.

are u buying a plant or marrying a woman u love? what kind of question is that?

bina

bina's reply was priceless and should have been framed. :D

However, I am interested in knowing, when I do marry an Asian lady, how they mature

are u buying a dog or a donkey? how do they mature? well, some large breeds of dog get chronic illness and die at an earlier age. donkeys age really well, but become slightly bed temepered when they hit really old age, and there usefullness decreases also.

a mature tree bears more fruit, if u water and fertilize properly. men, in general, become uglier, their tempers get shorter and nastier. they have increased problems with their libido and prostate. in general, young boys are boring, mature men are ok, and old men, except for my hsuband, well, whatever was wrong with them in their youth, just gets worse as they get older. i think women get mellower.

are u buying a plant or marrying a woman u love? what kind of question is that?

bina

bina's reply was priceless and should have been framed. :D

Yes, it is pretty good. The only thing she didn't point out was that the poster was implying he was marrying an immature female.... but that implication is probably too nasty for Bina to have considered.

LMAO mark! very funny!

Children are hot, and smelly and have bugs in their hair. And my Thai friends ask me if I miss teaching, ya right.

However, I am interested in knowing, when I do marry an Asian lady, how they mature

are u buying a dog or a donkey? how do they mature? well, some large breeds of dog get chronic illness and die at an earlier age. donkeys age really well, but become slightly bed temepered when they hit really old age, and there usefullness decreases also.

a mature tree bears more fruit, if u water and fertilize properly. men, in general, become uglier, their tempers get shorter and nastier. they have increased problems with their libido and prostate. in general, young boys are boring, mature men are ok, and old men, except for my hsuband, well, whatever was wrong with them in their youth, just gets worse as they get older. i think women get mellower.

are u buying a plant or marrying a woman u love? what kind of question is that?

bina

It appears her "shift" key has stopped working though...

LMAO mark! very funny!

Children are hot, and smelly and have bugs in their hair. And my Thai friends ask me if I miss teaching, ya right.

Seconds before they charge with the ferocity of the Light Brigade turning in papers.

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gotta admit, mark, I chuckled out loud on that one. thanks for the laugh :)

There is a thread in the CM forum about pervs.

Starts out a little slow and predictable, but after a complaint about the language used to describe basic acts of human behaviour, the posts become quite entertaining as members use various euphemisms to describe said acts.

:D

Um, yes. I am sure its funny but as the 13 year old target of those weirdos I found it less than amusing. I personally don't think its a funny topic. Call me sensitive that way, I guess.

Um, yes. I am sure its funny but as the 13 year old target of those weirdos I found it less than amusing. I personally don't think its a funny topic. Call me sensitive that way, I guess.

Your sensitive that way............................

( but I agree with you )

.....several sentences edited out before posting.......

I wasn't judging the subject, just found some of the words used in some of the later posts amusing.

^And edited again after posting. :whistling:

THAIVISA AGRRES TO PAY MEMBERS' WEDDING COSTS AFTER BACKLASH OVER APRIL FOOLS 'JOKE'

[bANGKOK]-- (REUTERS)

by S.O. Payeupe

ThaiVisa, a popular web board in Thailand, has agreed to pay for the weddings and Sinsod of all members for their April Fools that backfired.

ThaiVisa, long known for its reputation for brittle moderation, jumped on the April Fools bandwagon to inform members that Thailand would no longer allow marriages of old 'farang', white men, with the local Thai women. This ensured a topic needing considerable moderation.

Despite receiving a mention in The Daily Mail, ThaiVisa has recognised that April Fools jokes just are not funny anymore since everybody is doing them. Even The Bangkok Post did an article about Justin Bieber moving to Thailand to marry a Thai girl, for God's sake.

The ThaiVisa offer has a maximum limit of 15 million baht for Sinsod and 5 million for wedding costs. It is retroactive and applies to all marriages dating to 1945.

"It is the least we could do. We feel like total w**kers," said George to a Reuters reporter. "We've lost the respect of all our members, many of them are just not that bright," said George, the editor.

ThaiVisa members have formed an informal body to consider action against ThaiVisa. A spokesman was not available, but a source said buffaloes and a toilet gun have been positioned at Asoke intersection, believed to be the location of George's apartment.

(additional reporting by bloke in bar)

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http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/456958-so-were-you-caught-out-by-thaivisa-april-fools-prank/

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Some classic threads in general today

Poor old kuffki biggrin.gif

i was enjoying that ' you fuc_king bastards ' thread ... surprised it last a whole hour with 25 replies before it was closed

It's closed

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

it should have been moved to bedlem, or the pub

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