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    My choice for today.   From: THE England thread   Reference: Germany knocked out of the World Cup by Korea on a Video Assistant Referee decision ...    

  • From the Heineken launches non-alcoholic beer topic in the Pub Forum:    

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biggrin.gif Let it go Boater...and just enjoy it for what it is......

biggrin.gif Let it go Boater...and just enjoy it for what it is......

do you know how many times i tried to edit that post haha ............... i need to get out of english castle more often

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Oh dear another promise broken, who would have expected that to happen..... See by the photograph the minister is doing a sterling job educating people.....This is fork, say after me...fork fork...fork off you peasants we got your vote....:rolleyes:

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There was once a Bar on the beach at Maenam called Geko, he had a lovely little Shitsu bitch he also had a Dog, a British Bulldog, well you can see whats coming here,

the Shitsu came on heat and the randy Bulldog obliged,,, a few months later she had 7 puppies,,,,,,,, a new breed was born,,,, he called em BullShits

There was once a Bar on the beach at Maenam called Geko, he had a lovely little Shitsu bitch he also had a Dog, a British Bulldog, well you can see whats coming here,

the Shitsu came on heat and the randy Bulldog obliged,,, a few months later she had 7 puppies,,,,,,,, a new breed was born,,,, he called em BullShits

I remember this...and as starcandle said...its all true!

On the topic of driving:

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Moral: don't play fast and lose.

or perhaps decanting beer

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from this thread - http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/523562-false-prophecy-leads-to-us13m-loss-in-tourism-revenues-at-taks-bhumibol-dam/

In another case, Paul the octopus, who was used throughout the 2010 FIFA world cup to predict the winner of matches against Germany throughout the tournament, has been summonsed to the Supreme Court of Thailand and stands accused of being unusually lucky. The British born Octopus Vulgaris, who emigated to Germany in his formative years, correctly predicted the winner of 8 matches during the tournament - a 100% record with a probability greater than 256-1. The polyp's keepers at Sea World Centre, Oberhausen, Germany have responded to the summons with a declaration that he unfortunately died on October 26th 2010 and will consequently be unable to attend. Judge Chocdee Plamukyai has received a copy of the death certificate and is considering what action to take next. "I consider it rather unusual that a death caused by shooting in head, sealing in a plastic bag and leaping out of the tank would not be recorded as a suicide as they are in Thailand."

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i know i brought attention to them myself, but i am not entirely sure that i am comfortable with you lot looking at my tits.

As an aside, if you google "bouncing tits thailand", this tread comes up second. frightening that.

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A neighbor friend that is my age tries to hook me up with her 18 year old daughter.

How can any man not love this place?

:cheesy:

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question is are they diublw hard if s then the Romans ae coming and who u calling big nose

You forget there are only a handful of us who can speak fluent BigC! laugh.png

question is are they diublw hard if s then the Romans ae coming and who u calling big nose

You forget there are only a handful of us who can speak fluent BigC! laugh.png

Care to translate for the rest of us mere mortals....? blink.png

question is are they diublw hard if s then the Romans ae coming and who u calling big nose

You forget there are only a handful of us who can speak fluent BigC! laugh.png

Care to translate for the rest of us mere mortals....? blink.png

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You'll have to read the Samui and Islands forum, .... it will become quite clear.... (or not .... wink.png ) we are used to Big C's mistyping!!! .... the one above is a classic! .... occasionally we can get the drift of what he's trying to say...... but not often! biggrin.png

question is are they diublw hard if s then the Romans ae coming and who u calling big nose

You forget there are only a handful of us who can speak fluent BigC! laugh.png

Care to translate for the rest of us mere mortals....? blink.png

He's showing his grasp of ecclesiastical history. wink.png

cheesy.gif

You'll have to read the Samui and Islands forum, .... it will become quite clear.... (or not .... wink.png ) we are used to Big C's mistyping!!! .... the one above is a classic! .... occasionally we can get the drift of what he's trying to say...... but not often! biggrin.png

You are generous jimmy

mistyping is not the term I would use

I understood it... sort of Its doubly hard if its the romans coming and who are you calling big nose.

Is he referring to Italian tourists.

Or Hannibal going over the alps on his elephants

It's a Monty Python reference Pats.

And I will not be as kind as SB, he's illiterate, end of,

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A South Korean man tries to climb over the gate of South Korean Embassy in Bangkok...

When police arrived, a man was sitting on top of the Embassy′s front gate and shouting incoherently.


Translated: He was shouting in Korean.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/649206-man-attempts-to-climb-over-south-korean-embassy-gate-in-bangkok/?p=6546422

Patong ladyboys given stiff treatment, Phuket club shut down

PHUKET: -- The Dragon Club, an erection behind the Jungceylon shopping mall in Patong (map here), was shut down on Thursday night after it was found to be hosting lewd shows in addition to doing business without a required license.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/650043-patong-ladyboys-given-stiff-treatment-phuket-club-shut-down/

" I had a cracking night out with loads of Hi-So Thais last night".

the blether - 29-06 2013.

Yup, big fancy night held in honour of theblether

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I'll be getting the Freedom Of Chiang Mai next. drunk.gif

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