I once woke up in the toilet of a club I used to frequent in Haydock, only the security lights on and totally empty. Apart from the DJ giving a girl a good seeing to on one of the tables, I just waved, said goodnight and left..... luckily, I already had my coat on.

A gentleman would have offered to lend a hand (or other body part) to the situation !

Well, as the chap was shouting '<deleted> off' at me, and not '<deleted> on' I thought it would be best to take his suggestion

Congrats Tigs. Welcome to the club.

Cheers kayo! Thank you, however, may I add, about bloody time too! Where have you been?

Going by the 'Housemate Dilemma' thread, he's been rather, er... busy!

Congrats Tigs. Welcome to the club.

Cheers kayo! Thank you, however, may I add, about bloody time too! Where have you been?

Going by the 'Housemate Dilemma' thread, he's been rather, er... busy!

Good point Ping. Nice to see you back...

Your faith was strong

but you needed proof

her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya...

She tied you to her kitchen chair,

she broke your throne and she cut your hair,

and from your lips she drew the...

Yeah,

if you know that song, than you''ll know what I'm going through.

the song continues:

Baby I've been here before,

I've seen this room and i've walked this floor,

You know,

I used to live alone before I knew you,

I've seen your flag on the marble arch,

and love is not a victory march,

it's a cold and it's a broken...

My god (what god?) Jeff sings this well.

I must have heard this song 5,000 times or more, and never tire.

Well there was a time when you let me know

what was going on below,

but now you never show that to me do ya?

But remember when I moved in you,

and the holy dove was moving too,

and every breath we drew was...

frikking beautiful song.

The best! It's on youtube, this is the live version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nppm-hKQxw...feature=related

The Alison Crowe version - bit too 'clean' for my liking:

And this is the weirdest vid with the man himself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCeQ9Sw0rEM...feature=related