As in the titel :

haha....

I posted this one somewhere awhile ago:

B35 a litre for petrol. Tiger is still a touch dearer - but it's a close thing...

You could certainly say Alcohol, a lot cheaper than Gas! Our local off-licence sells an obnoxous 3 litre bottle of cider 7%abv for £1.99 - now that's just a bottle of chemicals that would make you very drunk for very little!

The missus has cancelled our divorce after reading similar. She thinks I'm so full of gas in the mornings, It's only a matter of time until my ars#$%^e is nationalized !!

Or given it's own Post Code?

The missus has cancelled our divorce after reading similar. She thinks I'm so full of gas in the mornings, It's only a matter of time until my ars#$%^e is nationalized !!

If you find out she's recently bought a drill and some lengths of pipe, be scared. Be very scared.

She's had those for ages in her make-up bag. I just thought they were for hacking off layer upon layer of..............................now I'm not sure