Disturbing questions are raised as to the porpoise of their actions.

Personally, although the event took place in Cornwall, I strongly suspect Wales.

Wong plaice "meadish_sweetball"

Fishy...........There doesn't appear to be a sole survivor. I hake to say it, but I suspect a pikey...........then again cod have been anyone really.

As per norm "suiging" is skate-ting on thin ice.

Cod help us......cried "Our Faithful One".

Disturbing questions are raised as to the porpoise of their actions.

Personally, although the event took place in Cornwall, I strongly suspect Wales.

Oh dear.............

Fishy...........There doesn't appear to be a sole survivor. I hake to say it, but I suspect a pikey...........then again cod have been anyone really.

Deary Deary Me

Moss

Dory dory me....................................

Yes, John (aka suiging) that was one of your red herrings then.

O.K. Please mussel in, do not be shellfish when posting and all of you that do knot join is the "Fred" I say "mollusks" to you.

Oyster Wilde once said "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability" hence Oyster went Wilde and became a Monk-fish, joined the Orange Roughy brigade, Perch-ing about the sea, but that flounder-ed and the great Marlin with his Sword- fish saved the Blue Grouper bar in ...................................................

Kan Win

Therapy...............Quickly, therapy, before It's too skate.

or you could look to Cod for help

...

"Salmon chanted evening,

You may see a stranger"

"There's a plaice for us

Somewhere a plaice for us"

"I may not always love you,

But as long as there are stars above you,

You'll never need to doubt it,

I'll make you so sure about it,

Cod only knows what I'd be without you"

Not wanting to be base, but we could do with a bass note and drink a pint of Bass!

Is this thread fitted with a Turbot Charger?

Le Fin.

This thread is a load of pollocks

What a Grouper funny people !

Everyone round Kan Win's house for a party !!

Who can forget his last one, the " conger" followed by the "Hoki Coley", had everybody on their feet. The BBQ was a tad Char(ed), but his old Trout was the perfect host. After the kids came back from School, we were packed in like Sardines, thank dog, KW's well Eeled, the booze never stopped, and for those who thought he was a bit of a Pollock, shame on you.

It just gets batter!

And if things look like slowing down a bit, KW could always put on some old Chubby Checker songs...

Whilst perched on his DJ stool...

no "micksterbs" much older then that now....

but, lets keep on Ling Fish "Rockling in the free world (by Eel Young)"

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Vera Ling, (Lynn)

There'll be blue(fin tunas)birds over

The white cliffs of Dover Sole,

Tomorrow, just you Whiting and sea.

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Vera Ling, (Lynn)

Eel meat again, don't know where, don't know when

But I'm sure eel meat again some sunny day

Keep smiling through, just the way you used to do

Till the blue skies chase the dark clouds far away

In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat."

Little johnny raises his hand, "I know, I know."

"Go ahead Johnny."

"My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder."

"That's terrible Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents. Let's try another one."

Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?"

Again Johnny raised his hand.

"We'll give you another chance."

"My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the lobster saw it."

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

I will get back into michelle (my shell)

Kan Winkle and will clam up for now

P.S.

Is this thread fitted with a Turbot Charger?

Very Finny