Python found in toilet

Fri Jun 20, 8:24 AM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A 1.8 meter (nearly six feet) python has been found in a toilet bowl in a highrise apartment in Australia's northern tropical city of Darwin, media reported on Friday.

The Northern Territory News said the black-headed python was found in a 10th floor toilet.

Reptile catcher Chris Peberdy told the newspaper the python, likely to be a runaway pet, had been traveling through the building's sewer pipes.

"When I saw it I was pretty shocked," he said. "There is no possible other way it could have got there than through the toilet. I had to give him a wash because he was wet and a bit smelly."

(Reporting by James Grubel; Editing by David Fogarty)

Back when the electric on Koh Phangan was still on from 6pm-6am, I walked into my bathroom during the afternoon to hear a strange hissing sound. I couldn't see much because there was no power. I backed out, sent in dear hubby only for him to find a King Cobra curled up behind the toilet.

Simply a weak excuse to offer

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Worst thing?

Hmm, that would have to be my ex-wife, I think...

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Python found in toilet

Fri Jun 20, 8:24 AM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A 1.8 meter (nearly six feet) python has been found in a toilet bowl in a highrise apartment in Australia's northern tropical city of Darwin, media reported on Friday.

The Northern Territory News said the black-headed python was found in a 10th floor toilet.

Reptile catcher Chris Peberdy told the newspaper the python, likely to be a runaway pet, had been traveling through the building's sewer pipes.

"When I saw it I was pretty shocked," he said. "There is no possible other way it could have got there than through the toilet. I had to give him a wash because he was wet and a bit smelly."

(Reporting by K.O.; Editing by Khun Ping and ZPete)

Back when the electric on Koh Phangan was still on from 6pm-6am, I walked into my bathroom during the afternoon to hear a strange hissing sound. I couldn't see much because there was no power. I backed out, sent in dear hubby only for him to find a King Cobra curled up behind the toilet.

And may one ask the size of the intruder's member or am I mihissing some-tinking .................

Kan Win-ssssssssssssssssssssssssssski

P.S. so the morel of this post is "Your hubby found his King Cobra curled up behind the toilet.

Well, believe it or knot , “This is Bed-loom”

Kan Win, you have a very dirty mind.

Simply a weak excuse to offer

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Cool link Cuban.

Woist I eva found, was me missus boyfriend......

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

Cue for song

There was a red-back on the toilet seat

When I was there last night,

I didn't see him in the dark,

But boy! I felt his bite!

And now I'm ere in hospital,

A sad and sorry plight,

And I curse the red-back spider

On the toilet seat last night.

I knew it...just another excuse to stick it to the arachnophobes...

I knew it...just another excuse to stick it to the arachnophobes...

I bet you're so glad that there aren't any venomous ones in Thailand Tuts.

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

Cue for song

There was a red-back on the toilet seat

When I was there last night,

I didn't see him in the dark,

But boy! I felt his bite!

And now I'm ere in hospital,

A sad and sorry plight,

And I curse the red-back spider

On the toilet seat last night.

that has a groove to it...

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

Cue for song

There was a red-back on the toilet seat

When I was there last night,

I didn't see him in the dark,

But boy! I felt his bite!

And now I'm ere in hospital,

A sad and sorry plight,

And I curse the red-back spider

On the toilet seat last night.

that has a groove to it...

Was a song in Australia by Slim Dusty

CB

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

Cue for song

There was a red-back on the toilet seat

When I was there last night,

I didn't see him in the dark,

But boy! I felt his bite!

And now I'm ere in hospital,

A sad and sorry plight,

And I curse the red-back spider

On the toilet seat last night.

that has a groove to it...

Was a song in Australia by Slim Dusty

CB

Hey C.B.

I reckon you've got your "Slims" mixed up.

I think you'll find that it was Slim Newton.

I'd bet a coupla slabs if I was allowed to bet !!

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

..and I just learned that they are also hiding in the toilet paper...

My mate, who was so blind he couldn't count the fingers on his hand without his coke bottle glasses on, walked out of the shower one morning and stepped on something soft and squishy.

All I hear from the living room was "Oi dickwit, get in the crapper and clean up this sausage yer fuc_kin cat left on the floor."

Walk into the bathroom and there is a slimy 15" long slug squashed on the floor. Reckon I should have called Guinness. Laughed for a week.

Whats the worst critter you've found in your bathroom?

green Mamba, master bathroom, Nigeria 1982. allegedly put there by the cook who was fired by Mrs Naam the day before.

there was this 3 inch spider that jumped out of the toilet after I finshed my business and flushed...

Cue for song

There was a red-back on the toilet seat

When I was there last night,

I didn't see him in the dark,

But boy! I felt his bite!

And now I'm ere in hospital,

A sad and sorry plight,

And I curse the red-back spider

On the toilet seat last night.

that has a groove to it...

Was a song in Australia by Slim Dusty

CB

Hey C.B.

I reckon you've got your "Slims" mixed up.

I think you'll find that it was Slim Newton.

I'd bet a coupla slabs if I was allowed to bet !!

I did some checking and you are correct. The song was done by slim newton not slim dusty.

Makes for a whole new thread "What is the worst thing you have found in your record collection?"

1) a LP by Hazie Fantasie (spelling?)

2) anything by Abba

3) Millie Vanilli collection

CB

Makes for a whole new thread "What is the worst thing you have found in your record collection?"

1) a LP by Hazie Fantasie (spelling?)

2) anything by Abba

3) Millie Vanilli collection

CB

If you admit to being drunk when you bought them, I may let you off, maybe.

Makes for a whole new thread "What is the worst thing you have found in your record collection?"

1) a LP by Hazie Fantasie (spelling?)

2) anything by Abba

3) Millie Vanilli collection

CB

If you admit to being drunk when you bought them, I may let you off, maybe.

Apparently I spent a lot of the 70s very drunk while buying records - only way I can explain my record collection

CB

Makes for a whole new thread "What is the worst thing you have found in your record collection?"

1) a LP by Hazie Fantasie (spelling?)

2) anything by Abba

3) Millie Vanilli collection

CB

If you admit to being drunk when you bought them, I may let you off, maybe.

Apparently I spent a lot of the 70s very drunk while buying records - only way I can explain my record collection

CB

Snap.