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Whats a bleddy garden?

...it's a garden that needs bleddy watering all the bleddy time because there's no bleedin' rain!! Could say bloody, but it sounds more like bleddy when you say it :o

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Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

:o

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Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

:o

Hope you didn't pay for the taxi as well, Medicine? :D

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Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

:o

well i've never done that before! :D

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It started raining fo about 30 seconds, stopped now.... more thunder i think its gonna absolutely piss down.

(the wifes made a bonfire in the street to burn all the leaves, bloody house stinks now)

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