Whats a bleddy garden?

...it's a garden that needs bleddy watering all the bleddy time because there's no bleedin' rain!! Could say bloody, but it sounds more like bleddy when you say it

but it sounds more like bleddy when you say it 

not where i'm from

Still no rain in Bangkok this early evening.

Still no rain in Bangkok this early evening.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No rain yet but a ###### pigeon just crashed in to my window.

Still no rain in Bangkok this early evening.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No rain yet but a ###### pigeon just crashed in to my window.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

During.

After.

Where does he get these pictures from?

Pidgeon pie for tea tonight.

I just heard what sounded like thunder again.

That was Tornado logging in...

That was Tornado logging in...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The lack of rain should be blamed on Tornado.Why? Because it just is.

but it sounds more like bleddy when you say it 

not where i'm from

Up north lad??

Essex boy

Jeez, I've been out from this forum for quite some time but did not miss much.

Did I...

Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

Essex boy

...blaaaaady ellllll??

Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

Hope you didn't pay for the taxi as well, Medicine?

Went out last night, pulled a fat bird, got back home, sat avin a drink, made my move, kissed for a while on the settee, went upstairs, kissed some more, kneed her, like with my knee, stripped off, she stripped off, thinkin games on ere, then she say's "I hope you don't think you're getting anything"

WTFWATA???

And truth be told, she was right, I didn't get anything. She just went to sleep. And she snored like a pig. Then this morning she got up and went downstairs, rang a taxi, left me upstairs, and went, she didn't even say goodbye.

Fat ignorant bitch.

I thought I was doing her a favour as well.

I tell you what, it's hard work over here it is.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

well i've never done that before!

I did at the very least get a bit of a bunk up.

I did at the very least get a bit of a bunk up.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nap, nothing what so ever.

At one point I did push her knocks together, but that was it....

Back to topic.

There's just been a BIG rumble in the skies of pattaya.

Better get your washing in Dave..........its spitting here.

Take that back its pissing down now..........and the cables gone off

The winds just blown Lam Morrisons sign onto the floor.

Still no rain here, bloody hot though

Threads like this make life worth living.

Don't think it'll rain in Bangkok today.

Rains stopped here now .......and the cables back on. ......spoke to soon raining again

BKK still Red Ot.No sign of rain.Have a safe day to 1 and all.

Still no sign...more baht on the bleedin' garden!

It's getting darker now, the wifes shitzu is hiding under the sofa.

It's getting darker now, the wifes shitzu is hiding under the sofa.

My missus is!

...wish my missus would

It started raining fo about 30 seconds, stopped now.... more thunder i think its gonna absolutely piss down.

(the wifes made a bonfire in the street to burn all the leaves, bloody house stinks now)