Big Boobs

[soap]

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging

> her

> tiny

> breasts.

>

>

> Dr Smith advised her,

> 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest

> and

> say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger

> boobies!'

>

>

>

> She did this faithfully for several

> months!

>

>

> She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

> One morning she was running late, got

> on the

> bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her

> morning

>

> ritual.

>

>

> Frightened she

> might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't

> recite the

>

> little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle

> aisle of the

> bus

> closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie

> doobies, I want bigger

>

> boobies.'

>

>

> A guy sitting nearby looked at

> her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient

> of Dr.

> Smith's?'

>

>

> 'Yes I am.. How did you

> know?'

>

>

> He, winked and whispered,

> 'Hickory dickory

> dock...'

>

[lazeeboy]

good one

[Boater]

made me laugh

[Chris Lawrence]

good one