A restaurateur who planned to serve delicacies made from human breast milk has been told by authorities his scheme is off.

Hans Locher, owner and chef of Storchen in Iberg, Switzerland, received a strong response from young mothers when he put out advertisements offering to pay for fresh breast milk.

Mr Locher said he had tested recipes including lamb curry and antelope steak — both using breast milk — on his friends, who were thrilled with the "creamy" taste.

"The idea first came to me when I noticed that there were many young mothers in our village, some of them single," he was quoted as saying in the New York Daily News.

"I thought to myself, 'why not make use of their potential?' I served the meals to my friends without telling them about the new ingredient and the feedback was excellent."

But Mr Locher's plot to unleash the delicacies on the public came unstuck when he started advertising in German newspapers for "stock" at $22.50 a litre.

The Association of Swiss Milk Producers spotted the ads then threatened the chef with lawsuits over what they said was a breach of health regulations.

Mr Locher would not be able to store the milk properly or guarantee it was fresh, the Zurich-based body claimed.

The disappointed chef rubbished the suggestions and insisted he couldn't see what the problem was.

"Mother's milk is the most natural thing in the world — how can anyone be against it?" he said.

I served the meals to my friends without telling them about the new ingredient and the feedback was excellent."

:D :D

Hannibal Lecter's "Surprise Your Friends Recipe Book"?

Fanny Craddock's.................................no no no NO!........................................Let's not go down that particular road!

Sounds like a great idea to me!

Sounds like a great idea to me!

back to the roots, eh?

I served the meals to my friends without telling them about the new ingredient and the feedback was excellent."

:D :D

Why are women so opposed to the idea of (human) breast milk while most guys have no problem with it?

Nah.. I oppose it.

Stick with coconut milk for food, thanks.

What a TIT

Does this mean his restaurant will go BUST or is he keeping aBREAST of other recipes

Why are women so opposed to the idea of (human) breast milk while most guys have no problem with it?

..i really dont think its a male/female thing. I think most people would be put off by the idea.

He seems to have a host of Knockers

Good Luck

Moss

What a TIT

Does this mean his restaurant will go BUST or is he keeping aBREAST of other recipes

MrB,

hahahaha....... LOL

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Fanny Craddock's.................................no no no NO!........................................Let's not go down that particular road!

Think of Delia Smith's Norfolk dumplings instead.

Or Nigela.

Gives a new meaning to espresso.

See, the Swiss are not the boring old farts with no sense of humour or inventiveness you thought they all were!!

On another note -

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago an Irishman was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.

He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,

"Who is that man going into the barn?"

"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "is a wandering Irishman who needs a place

to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared a

plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled

and she had straw in her hair. She went straight up to bed.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested

that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of

wine, took it out to the barn and she too did not return for an hour.

When she did, her clothing was askew and her blouse buttoned incorrectly.

She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up

and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was

gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even

saying goodbye," she cried."We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house

looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you!

You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped

his hands next to his mouth, and yelled out.....

"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

Getting back to the OP.... I wonder what cheese made from breast milk would taste like...... and what would you call it? ...... Chestshire, Gorgonzonga, mozzabella

And would it be a hard or a soft cheese?

And would it be a hard or a soft cheese?

I think that would depend on if the owner of the breasts was fairly sedentary or liked to go jogging.

//edit/they come in pairs

I don't know why, but it just seems perverse. I'm with eek.

Getting back to the OP.... I wonder what cheese made from breast milk would taste like...... and what would you call it? ...... Chestshire, Gorgonzonga, mozzabella

I thought Jet had retired?

And would it be a hard or a soft cheese?

I think that would depend on if the owner of the breasts was fairly sedentary or liked to go jogging.

//edit/they come in pairs

There's one called Bra which is soft if sold young or if left to mature is hard.

http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Bra

Sounds like a bargirl's heart.

I was thinking the age of the cheese might make a difference!

I was thinking the age of the cheese might make a difference!

Better ask the cheese for an ID card before you eat it

I was thinking the age of the cheese might make a difference!

Better ask the cheese for an ID card before you eat it

Yes, there must be a law against it somewhere...

John Cleese will have to add it to the collection he reels off in the 'Cheese Shop' skit.

...pert nubile breast milk cheese?

with a walnut stuck on, just for effect.