The Off Topic Thread

[thithi]

yeh heard that.

i'm not gonna pay for it!!!

..hungry again

[AlexLah]

No pay for it in Holland.

Me hungry too, just eat some Naam Garlic bread, still hungry.

I really want to try the Som Tam chicken combination, sounds delicious.

[BIGTOE3]

After all that rubbish that you guys are talking It is time for a BEER.

bt

[AlexLah]

Time to sleep, it is 3:30 here, tired.

[thithi]

i'm not gonna pay for the air plane tix to holland

[BIGTOE3]

i'm not gonna pay for the air plane tix to holland

GOOD on you tt.

BT

PS HAVE A beer or two.... see you at Crossbar tomorrow / later today and we can have a few beers ...... must thank you for tour of your Uni. ???

BT

[chavy]

i'm not gonna pay for the air plane tix to holland

GOOD on you tt.

BT

PS HAVE A beer or two.... see you at Crossbar tomorrow / later today and we can have a few beers ...... must thank you for tour of your Uni. ???

BT

Have one for me BT !! If your lucky Brian might get the beers in as Wolves got promoted yesterday !! Then again !!!

[thithi]

neaaaaahhh

exam tomorrow

[AlexLah]

Why you think someone would pay you a ticket to Holland?

Have you been in the sun too long?

[thithi]

i said i'm not pay for the tix to holland to attend the animal program. Stop

[AlexLah]

Thyis is still the Off Topic thread am I right?

Where's my coffee?

[thithi]

yes why asked? and why ask?

[AlexLah]

Becross I am growing tomato and chilli on my balcony and it is sunday.

[thithi]

don't know, don't care.

i'm sicccccccccckkkkk.

[AlexLah]

What is it? Have you puked?

[Zpete]

Mite be sic of TT posting same alla time.

New off topic please summun.

[thithi]

why zpete's language seems so new sea rand

[AlexLah]

I am so very hungry.

Need to buy food.

Zpeed, please make suggestion for new off topic topic, or how about ear cleaning?

Is there shop that clean ear in BKK?

[thithi]

watching a soapy on channel 3... my ears hurt!

[cloudbusting]

mmmmmmm, so hungry

want pizza

[AlexLah]

I still have some garlic naan.

TT remote is in your fridge, turn down volume.

[thithi]

....... oh yeh right i forgot

turned it off

ZZzzz

[AlexLah]

Good, next move, throw TV out of the window, make sure nobody walks in the area where TV might hit ground based on mathematical calculations.

TV poison for the mind, specially soapy news and other stuff, basically all stuff what's on TV.

Very bad.

[BIGTOE3]

i'm not gonna pay for the air plane tix to holland

GOOD on you tt.

BT

PS HAVE A beer or two.... see you at Crossbar tomorrow / later today and we can have a few beers ...... must thank you for tour of your Uni. ???

BT

Have one for me BT !! If your lucky Brian might get the beers in as Wolves got promoted yesterday !! Then again !!!

Hi Chavey,

Yes Wolves promoted and Brian DID ring the bell for all of us..... Pity you where not there to enjoy.

Hope you are well and that we will see you soon - or at least hear you snoring hahaha

BT

[BIGTOE3]

Hi Thithi,

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her

shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in

front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

0AWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your

shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable

exposure..

hahaha

BT

[thithi]

hahah nice

[cloudbusting]

my po po po poker face po po poker face

[BIGTOE3]

Okay TT try this one....

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up

her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It

said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great

opportunity.

BT

[AlexLah]

I not belieb.

Psalm 129:1

“Greatly [1] have they afflicted me from my youth”—

let Israel now say—

2 “Greatly have they afflicted me from my youth,

yet they have not prevailed against me.

3 The plowers plowed upon my back;

they made long their furrows.”

4 The Lord is righteous;

he has cut the cords of the wicked.

5 May all who hate Zion

be put to shame and turned backward!

6 Let them be like the grass on the housetops,

which withers before it grows up,

7 with which the reaper does not fill his hand

nor the binder of sheaves his arms,

8 nor do those who pass by say,

“The blessing of the Lord be upon you!

We bless you in the name of the Lord!”

[BIGTOE3]

Maybe your readin the wrong book

Anyway try this one - nice and short for TT

This explains why I forward jokes to you.

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book..

"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"

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"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

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"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hel_l."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."

Soooo.

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.

Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So, next time you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are all welcome at my water bowl anytime...

BT