PAD Threatens to Flush One Million Toilets Simultaneously

Catastrophic drop in water pressure would destroy Thailand, leaders claim

BANGKOK - With the Phuket and Hat Yai airports re-opened for flights after brief shutdowns over the weekend, the People’s Alliance for Democracy has threatened to instigate additional disruptive measures to show their power and organization, including the simultaneous flushing of “one million toilets or more,” according to PAD leader Sondhi Limthongkul.

“We have our agents waiting for the order, scattered throughout strategic toilet locations nationwide,” he told an interviewer on ASTV. By flushing so many toilets at once, he predicts that water pressure would drop catastrophically, forcing Thais to wait up to 40% longer for their toilet tanks to refill.

However, even this brazen act of water-closet civil disobedience is “just the beginning,” according to Somsak Kosaisuk, another PAD leader. “If the corrupt and illegitimate Samak government does not submit to the will of the Thai people, we will be forced to shut down the country using other means,” he said. According to PAD insiders, these actions may include sending Samak one million pizzas he didn’t order, reserving all the tables at Bangkok ’s best restaurants for Friday night to force the urban middle class to eat inferior cuisine, and mass-voting for the worst singer at the next Academy Fantasia.

If the 1st tactic works, then we can say they are flushed with success.

.... these actions may include sending Samak one million pizzas he didn’t order, reserving all the tables at Bangkok ’s best restaurants for Friday night to force the urban middle class to eat inferior cuisine, and mass-voting for the worst singer at the next Academy Fantasia.

funniest thread on the political situation so far maybe it's good time to open a pizza joint in BKK

Bring on Mr happy toilet of Health Ministry fame. He can show them the proper posture, style etc. On second thought, his father may frown on the association. Maybe the whole family are too busy organizing all the medical support for the airport assualt???, for such things.

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

post your source ....

(funny that people would take a notthenation parody as serious though!)

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

Is that pronounced Lampoon, where you live?

Another tactic might be to switch their lights on and off until the power grid grid gets so confused it just throws its hands up and quits.

If this is a for real quote/idea the man is showing his qualifications and he should fit in the present government group and probably any future groups if they are anything like present and past. This is better than Andy Capp for entertainment.

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

Are you familiar with the word "irony"?

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

Are you familiar with the word "irony"?

Are you familiar with the words 'credit the author?' Nice to see a fellow Bukowski fan btw...

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

Are you familiar with the word "irony"?

Are you familiar with the words 'credit the author?' Nice to see a fellow Bukowski fan btw...

Ooops! Sorry my bad, I thought the article was signed

PAD Threatens to Flush One Million Toilets Simultaneously

Catastrophic drop in water pressure would destroy Thailand, leaders claim

BANGKOK - With the Phuket and Hat Yai airports re-opened for flights after brief shutdowns over the weekend, the People’s Alliance for Democracy has threatened to instigate additional disruptive measures to show their power and organization, including the simultaneous flushing of “one million toilets or more,” according to PAD leader Sondhi Limthongkul.

“We have our agents waiting for the order, scattered throughout strategic toilet locations nationwide,” he told an interviewer on ASTV. By flushing so many toilets at once, he predicts that water pressure would drop catastrophically, forcing Thais to wait up to 40% longer for their toilet tanks to refill.

However, even this brazen act of water-closet civil disobedience is “just the beginning,” according to Somsak Kosaisuk, another PAD leader. “If the corrupt and illegitimate Samak government does not submit to the will of the Thai people, we will be forced to shut down the country using other means,” he said. According to PAD insiders, these actions may include sending Samak one million pizzas he didn’t order, reserving all the tables at Bangkok ’s best restaurants for Friday night to force the urban middle class to eat inferior cuisine, and mass-voting for the worst singer at the next Academy Fantasia.

-Not The Nation-

What is this guys IQ? must be very low who is going to care if it takes 40% longer for the tiolet to refill. Someone should tell them to put there heads in when they flush, after all they must have sh#t for brains

Is that pronounced Lampoon, where you live?

LOL yes almost Lumpoon is how I would spell it, but as you know Thailish uses a instead of u