For everybody thinking about opening a bar in Thailand.

Give us your input.

My contribution actually comes from my collage years in Mankato, MN, the local strip bar was called "Some place else"

There is an existing bar here on Koh Phangan called the Funny bar. However, the font used for the sign makes it look like the bar is named the Fanny Bar. Far more approriate name for the bar then Funny

There was a bar in Ban Rak called 'Grumpy Bobs' - didn't do very well, then it was bought by someone else and renamed the 'Premier Bar'. Seems to be doing quite well now.

Two from Pattaya, home of a thousand bars, that make me chuckle.

Mee Chew.

The Legless Arms.

Not a bar but a Chinese restaurant here in Seoul.

Ho Lee Chow.

this one WILL draw customers...

I'm still to decide what to tell the sign-writers to put on my new establishment, the short list is now

: The Monkey's List

: The Well Red Lion

: The Nun's Chuff

: The Cricketer's Box

: The Swinging Arms

: The Caz Bar

: The Zanzi Bar

: The Leper's Arms

: The Four Candles

: The Stumble Inn

: The Baa Baa Bar (Proprietor Sean Lamb)

: Big Dick's Halfway Inn

: Big Hairy Juan's

: Ali Bah Bar

but I think I have decided on -

"The Prints of Whales" (decor will include photos of Orcas, Porpoises etc, but probably not sperm)

I'm still to decide what to tell the sign-writers to put on my new establishment, the short list is now

: The Monkey's List

: The Well Red Lion

: The Nun's Chuff

: The Cricketer's Box

: The Swinging Arms

: The Caz Bar

: The Zanzi Bar

: The Leper's Arms

: The Four Candles

: The Stumble Inn

: The Baa Baa Bar (Proprietor Sean Lamb)

: Big Dick's Halfway Inn

: Big Hairy Juan's

: Ali Bah Bar

but I think I have decided on -

"The Prints of Whales" (decor will include photos of Orcas, Porpoises etc, but probably not sperm)

How about

:DrunKEN Bar

:SunKEN Bar

Staying with the nautical theme:

:BarKENtine

:SinghKen Bar

:SunKEN bar

or

:FuKEN Oath Bar.

Love Em !!!

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Two from Pattaya, home of a thousand bars, that make me chuckle.

Mee Chew.

The Legless Arms.

Not a bar but a Chinese restaurant here in Seoul.

Ho Lee Chow.

I know the owner of this on on Soi Yamato.

His mother took Neurosedyn while pregnant, so there's a reason for the name.

Some hilarious suggestions/plays on words here. Reminds me of some of the less mainstream beer labels.

Two from Pattaya, home of a thousand bars, that make me chuckle.

Mee Chew.

The Legless Arms.

Not a bar but a Chinese restaurant here in Seoul.

Ho Lee Chow.

I know the owner of this on on Soi Yamato.

His mother took Neurosedyn while pregnant, so there's a reason for the name.

Oh. I always assumed it was just a play on words.

Another from Pattaya, but the bar has long since gone.

The Cockswell Inn.

Another from Pattaya, but the bar has long since gone.

The Cockswell Inn.

& the Shagwell Mansion - soi Arunothai!

Not a bar, but a long time ago I had plans to buy an old disused railway station and turn it into a restaurant. I was going to call it 'The Chew Chew Inn'

Anyone been to the disco in Arunyaprathet ?

It's called "Sperm".

I hear you can have a whale of a time there.

(Stop groaning - someone had to say it!)

bit off topic, but there are also a few massage parlour in Samui Called ' Porn Massage '

Ya gotta love a country where girls are named "Porn" and boys are named "Toy". Makes naming the offspring easy.

E Bar ( อีบ้า )

A bar in Chiang Rai called, simply, "Tosser"

And it might not be a bar, but the Chinese Restaurant at the JW Marriot Bangkok is a pearler - Man Ho.

There's a bar in Patong that used to have a very robustly worded and politically incorrect sign outside - which, in various guises, was there for several years (removed last year). Amazed the place wasn't burnt down by some browned-off passer-by. Happy to post a snap of the sign, but it wouldn't be allowed in the open forums.

There's a bar in Patong that used to have a very robustly worded and politically incorrect sign outside - which, in various guises, was there for several years (removed last year). Amazed the place wasn't burnt down by some browned-off passer-by. Happy to post a snap of the sign, but it wouldn't be allowed in the open forums.

This is Bedlam.

There's a bar in Patong that used to have a very robustly worded and politically incorrect sign outside - which, in various guises, was there for several years (removed last year). Amazed the place wasn't burnt down by some browned-off passer-by. Happy to post a snap of the sign, but it wouldn't be allowed in the open forums.

Pink ***** Bar?

There's a bar in Patong that used to have a very robustly worded and politically incorrect sign outside - which, in various guises, was there for several years (removed last year). Amazed the place wasn't burnt down by some browned-off passer-by. Happy to post a snap of the sign, but it wouldn't be allowed in the open forums.

Pink ***** Bar?

The sign used to be outside Jimmy's Brasserie in Soi Nanai. It was there for a heck of a long time, with various wording, so anyone who gets around that area would know about it.

I was in Lucy's Oarhouse a while ago for a beer. It is in Indo and the place is full of, well, oars. Oars in different tribal styles.

Then there is the

Red Cock,

The Barfly,

The New Place,

The Last Pub,

The Pub,

Our Bar,

George's Bar,

No Name,

The Assylum,

The Sugar Pub

All in Indo.

In Korea...

The Tank Club,

Mammas

Mamma Mias

The Last Chance

BlackJacks

7 Pub

Old and New

etc

In Baku was the Corral. It really was a Corral too, full of cows.

My pub will be called

The Venus de Milo Arms

I'm thing about naming my next bar "The Bear and the Beaver".

Just put your avatar outside, the place will be crawwling with Kiwis and Queenslanders, pus whatever Taffys are in town - except Britmaveric, he's too shy.

I'm thinking of opening a "Lolita's" type of hair dressing salon for men. It will be called "Cut and Blow"

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

A long time ago someone was suggesting naming a bar The Office and said when pissed he could call the wife and tell he was still at The Office.