Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

A long time ago someone was suggesting naming a bar The Office and said when pissed he could call the wife and tell he was still at The Office.

It's around Thong Lor, isn't it? (Any Bangers people here?)

All the Patters folk will remember " The Cockwell Inn " by the dolphin roundabout.

bit off topic, but there are also a few massage parlour in Samui Called ' Porn Massage '

This one is from Hua Hin 'Boater' years ago, sign no longer there, but this photo is

and then in Kan the world most famous bar of all

and then when driving in Bangkok

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Taffy's hairy pie club!

I think I saw that in Washington Square.

I'm still to decide what to tell the sign-writers to put on my new establishment, the short list is now

The Caz Bar

The Zanzi Bar

These two bars are in Chiang Mai. Not that it will prevent anyone else takiing the names Thailand being the home of the counterfeit but neither did very well

but I think I have decided on -

"The Prints of Whales" (decor will include photos of Orcas, Porpoises etc, but probably not sperm)

I just know you did that on porpoise

CB

I'm thing about naming my next bar "The Bear and the Beaver".

Opposite the Guitarman Bar in Chiang Mai is the Hungry Beaver. Owned by a Canadian (who else?) it had several incarnations with signs out front that I rember was the Playboy bunny and then Jessica Rabbit.

CB

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

There is definitely one in Chiang Mai. The bar "trick" there was for to buy the girls a lady drink. It would be a shot glass of mekong whisky or similar. The drink was placed on the bar, the girl would pick up the glass with her mouth and swallow it in one shot then run her tongue around the inside of the glass. One girl asked me if I would buy her a drink and I told her that when she could do it with a 1.25litre bottle of coke to come back and see me.

CB

: The Leper's Arms

Must be interesting on wing night.

I often walk past a restaurant here in Chiang Mai that is named the "Eat Me."

: The Leper's Arms

Must be interesting on wing night.

they had to stop running card nights because the contestents kept throwing in their hands

Boom Boom and good night

CB

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

Was their slogan, "Come inside and have a drink."?

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

Was their slogan, "Come inside and have a drink."?

Well, I suppose everyone has seen this before, but still the best.

G4 the personal protection guys in HK used to look at themselves in the mirror a great deal. One day they came back to their bar after a long job to find it had been named with a nicely carved sign

" The Oil and Pouch ".............apt.

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

Was their slogan, "Come inside and have a drink."?

Maybe two......

Sperm bar in CM or CR it was near my hotel, never went in as I was not sure what they served.

A long time ago someone was suggesting naming a bar The Office and said when pissed he could call the wife and tell he was still at The Office.

in Bangkok, Sukhumvit 33

Im at the Office

I often walk past a restaurant here in Chiang Mai that is named the "Eat Me."

in Bangkok - Soi Convent, Eat Me Restaurant and Art gallery

(run by Aussies)

they do good dessert and cocktails

"No Hand Bar", Pattaya

"Mrs. Naam's Vegetable Juices"

"Mrs. Naam's Vegetable Juices"

I'm so happy that you didn't say lettuce.

Work it out...

^^^ Japanese for sure.

^^^ Japanese for sure.

Thought it was African - with those splayed toes on the feet

^It's in the group of bars near the corner of Th. 200 Pi/Rathutit & Soi Sai Nam Yen (Patong).

^It's in the group of bars near the corner of Th. 200 Pi/Rathutit & Soi Sai Nam Yen (Patong).

That was the Soi that used to lead to Valhalla ??

Ah - the good old days - fabulous pool parties.

Mu girls used to go up there and really enjoy themselves - not fit for work for days after

No this one is far further down. L shaped soi with one entrance from Sai Nam Yen and the other from Ratuthit. The one you are talking about is the Expat Hotel soi - forget the name, but it's the next one north from Sansabai.

No this one is far further down. L shaped soi with one entrance from Sai Nam Yen and the other from Ratuthit. The one you are talking about is the Expat Hotel soi - forget the name, but it's the next one north from Sansabai.

That's right - Valhalla was next to Expat.

What is there now? Not been over that side for years now, since I gave up diving and the bar. End of the nineties.

Yes brings back memories of a different era

The Valhalla is still there, but as far as I know, it hasn't operated for several years.

The Valhalla is still there, but as far as I know, it hasn't operated for several years.

Hmmmmm - would cost too much to refurbish and cover the problems Jens (I think was his name?) had when he ran it.

I liked it, my girls liked it - always welcome at party time.