Kitty porn: Florida man blames cat for illegal downloads

Don't let your eyes deceive you. This sweet-looking fellow could be capable of downloading pornography! Sorry can't see the cat, but just look at mine...

Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.

Strange things going on in that guys head!

Sh1t, I thought this was going to be one of your funny threads Pasty.

Sorry - I thought it was amusing in a strange feline way... Give me some time and wine and I shall come out with a wittier one later!!! I haven't read the News of the World yet...

And my name is not PASTY!!!

I don't want to use your real name on the forum, even if it is Bedlam!

Yeh at first i was smiling, waiting for something funny, but then i read the child porn bit..

Even in the hottest days of Summer I am a bit Pasty!!! Got no tan..

Sorry Eek. I just found it amusing that the guy would even think to blame the cat. And imagine that the authorities would buy his story. Well, off to find another feline story - like the one who has been getting on and off the bus for years ..

Or, today is the day that my wee Jimmy came home after being AWOL for 8 months.... Now that was a sight to see. 7 am - Pasty (!) was looking out the window and lo and behold he was there and I called him and he came running....

Oh no worries patsy! I get what you mean.

edit: look forward to the next kitty story.

Even in the hottest days of Summer I am a bit Pasty!!! Got no tan..

Get a boyfriend named copy.

Copy and Pasty.

Can we get a "waa waa waaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" ?

I read that report too and somehow knew at the time it would end up in Bedlam.

Hope his lawyer, the judge and the jury think cats are as smart as he does.

What else would a pussy look for on the internet ?

Even in the hottest days of Summer I am a bit Pasty!!! Got no tan..

I was thinking more Cornish........ yum yum.

Too bad he'll be imitating this lioness in the joint:

:D

Sorry - I thought it was amusing in a strange feline way... Give me some time and wine and I shall come out with a wittier one later!!! I haven't read the News of the World yet...

And my name is not PASTY!!!

D@mn my proof-reading skills!!!

My cat has a strange thing that he does.

He gets on Utoob and listens to Wham and George Michael for hours on end while I am feeling a bit "under the weather".

I had a cat that could say hello. No one would believe me until they heard for themselves. Hahah!..loved the look on their faces when they heard it. I also had a kitty that like to play fetch and hide-and-seek. I would throw a scrunched up paper ball somewhere and she would dive off after it and bring it back to me. Over and over. She loved this game. Sometimes she caught it in mid air too. Hide-and-seek wise i would give her my sneaky look and she got the cue, cuz she would give me her sneaky look back. Then i would run off and hide somewhere, she would be off like a shot a few minutes later hunting for me. When she found me i would make a "wah!" sound, then she would go off and hide and jump at me when i found her..and so on. Great times Really miss having a cat with me

Sorry - I thought it was amusing in a strange feline way... Give me some time and wine and I shall come out with a wittier one later!!! I haven't read the News of the World yet...

And my name is not PASTY!!!

D@mn my proof-reading skills!!!

I'm with Taddy on this one. Tiggs, you obviously meant Pastie.

Nooo..pATSy is pATSycat. THIS is a pASTy cat:

I'm with Taddy on this one. Tiggs, you obviously meant Pastie.

Patsy, pasty, pastie. This is like forum Chinese whispers!

Pastie =

So, would that mean a pastiecat is a pastie meant for a cat, or a cat-filled pastie....?

No, a pastie made for a cat.

My father in law was a fireman and they had a station cat that used the toiled, as in, climbed on the seat and done the business. The cat also rode the fire truck out to fires on the roof of the cab and after some minutes it would throw itself off at high speed and be back at the station to greet them all when they returned.

I always thought 'pasties' were what femmes had to wear in the olden days before full frontal was allowed.

Guess I am an innocenter one.

Dunno about that zpete, but i do know about merkins. Weirdness!

Could this be called bestiality?

My cat has a strange thing that he does.

He gets on Utoob and listens to Wham and George Michael for hours on end while I am feeling a bit "under the weather".

Hi 'Patsycat',

I see you have the same problem then

phhheerrhaps tis time for you to change your image a bit then. Use this one that I nicked

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Has anyone got a piccie of the baby elephant that fell down a drain in Bangkok?

By the way . my cat weighs 7 bloody kilos.... and has a gut on him like nobody's business. Spoilt rotten.

Just saw the vid of him on the news Patsy. Poor baby was really distressed!

Hunted for this just for you...

source

Poor wee thing... But I think he or she got out ok?

Oh yes, no worries. In the end he got out unhurt. But took three hours of heavy duty lifting apparently.

Im sure he got lots of attention and treats afterward!

Its perfectly understandable.. i mean the cat was looking for kitty porn but found kiddy porn. Cant blame the cat for making that mistake its a miracle the cat can even use the computer.

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