There's been so much of that lately in Bedlam I thought I'd join the trend and see if I could become the center of attention based on nothing at all.

Did it work?

Im looking.

You didnt post enough detail though.

I recon you need at least 20 paragraphs.

...to start off with.

Meh screw that.

NO! LOOK AT ME!

Is this an 'i-so fread or can anyone join in.

Well I'm lookin' and I still can't see that invisible hand.

Well I went up to Saratoga and my horse naturally won

Then I flew my Lear jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun

I’m where I should be all of the time

And when I’m not I’m with

Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

Wife of a close friend, and....

ive been trying, but all i keep getting is a leg wearing a high heel shoe and stocking, and a hand holding a whip. am i missing anything, anyone?

Oh sbk, how you tease!

Grrrrr

I AM

GETTING

MARRIED

THIS

MORNING !!!!!!

Am I visible, centre stage....

I'm getting pissed this evening!!!!!! :D

see if I could become the center of attention based on nothing at all.

It takes the attention away from me and I really need it

Couldn't be bothered to go onto next page of smileys

I didn't realise that there was a limit to how many smileys you can post on Thaivisa until I discovered this thread :D :D :D

I feel cheated.

Looked at the OP for over an hour..............nothing happened

I thought something had to be because of the little paper clip with the topic heading. Maybe there's something there that only people with 10,000 posts can see. (The ones with access to the next level of secret forums).

I've been told ( and sworn to secrecy, so only limp members who read this can know ) that when you get to the secret levels, there are threads composed of nothing but " emoticons ' and references to Aussie AFL..

With an IQ level required for access that is so low, I will never know the truth of it.

( I'll ask Ping )

Close.

You'll know more when you get to 5,000 posts.

(Provided you don't get blackballed of course).

SBK as she really is

CB

Close.

You'll know more when you get to 5,000 posts.

(Provided you don't get blackballed of course).

Well I'm over 5k and I still don't not know nuffin', I washed me balls this morning so i know thet're not black.

Is there some kind of Bedlamic Mason's Lodge where dark satanic acts are dreamt up to be unleashed on the unsuspecting minions.

If so, I'm all for that just give me basic directions and I'll follow my nose.

Meh screw that.

NO! LOOK AT ME!

SBK as she really is

CB

the jig is up, I can't get away with fooling people anymore. CB has outed me. ok, never mind, don't look at me.

look at eek!

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

:D :D

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

Ooh there really is a smiley limit.

If I post about how important I am in a pompous & self involved way, can you all please look at me as I have been analyzing your posts & believe myself to be the most cleverest poster here on this thaivisa & as such you should all pander to my superior intelligence by posting pages & pages of nonsensical & pointless content to keep me happy. Oh & no more smiles, they are passive aggressive.

John Lennon - "Look at Me"

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

:D :D

You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message

Ooh there really is a smiley limit.

Anyone who posts on serious subjects will have found this out when trying to do a whole line of rotfl graemlins at someone else's opinion.

eek is nicer than you scead, she just learned that!

Oh & no more smiles, they are passive aggressive.

I think that I preferred being Ad Hominem.

eek is nicer than you scead, she just learned that!

:D

Nobody ever looks at me anymore. sigh.

here, let me help you out...

look at patsycat everyone, look at patsycat!