Most of the men I've met in LOS are more like little boys. Me, too. I don't mean that in any way uncomplimentary. Maybe change the topic to secret little boys business?

What's OTB?

OTB = Outside The (fekking) Box. Sheish....how long u been here at TV?

So now we know why neverdie got his thingy caught in the door. He'd been watching footie on the soon to be replaced idiot box and trotted off to the bog at half time, swinging in the wind, to releive himself.

Geeze Gaz, you should take up writing scrips or something, much more interesting than the real thing. I jammed ' Russel' in one of those sliding doors in the shower. I was in a hurry and I slid the thing shut with Gusto & Rusty got his head caught.....silly little bugger.

So now we know why neverdie got his thingy caught in the door. He'd been watching footie on the soon to be replaced idiot box and trotted off to the bog at half time, swinging in the wind, to releive himself.

Geeze Gaz, you should take up writing scrips or something, much more interesting than the real thing. I jammed ' Russel' in one of those sliding doors in the shower. I was in a hurry and I slid the thing shut with Gusto & Rusty got his head caught.....silly little bugger.

oh god ND youve got a name for it too!

please explain, i cant wait for this one!

So now we know why neverdie got his thingy caught in the door. He'd been watching footie on the soon to be replaced idiot box and trotted off to the bog at half time, swinging in the wind, to releive himself.

Geeze Gaz, you should take up writing scrips or something, much more interesting than the real thing. I jammed ' Russel' in one of those sliding doors in the shower. I was in a hurry and I slid the thing shut with Gusto & Rusty got his head caught.....silly little bugger.

oh god ND youve got a name for it too!

please explain, i cant wait for this one!

I suppose when playing bridge and it's time for it to deal, they have to call it something..........

So now we know why neverdie got his thingy caught in the door. He'd been watching footie on the soon to be replaced idiot box and trotted off to the bog at half time, swinging in the wind, to releive himself.

Geeze Gaz, you should take up writing scrips or something, much more interesting than the real thing. I jammed ' Russel' in one of those sliding doors in the shower. I was in a hurry and I slid the thing shut with Gusto & Rusty got his head caught.....silly little bugger.

oh god ND youve got a name for it too!

please explain, i cant wait for this one!

Russel the love muscle !!!

goes with out explanation i thought, would you like a signed picture

I'm not sure if Ive already posted this one on Bedlam, but now seems an appropriate time for it in secret mens business, i feels.

So now we know why neverdie got his thingy caught in the door. He'd been watching footie on the soon to be replaced idiot box and trotted off to the bog at half time, swinging in the wind, to releive himself.

Geeze Gaz, you should take up writing scrips or something, much more interesting than the real thing. I jammed ' Russel' in one of those sliding doors in the shower. I was in a hurry and I slid the thing shut with Gusto & Rusty got his head caught.....silly little bugger.

oh god ND youve got a name for it too!

please explain, i cant wait for this one!

Russel the love muscle !!!

goes with out explanation i thought, would you like a signed picture

sorry ND, my mistake!

for some reason i just had this picture in my mind of a jack russell dog . you know small, mischievous, never tired, lots of energy and always getting into trouble.

must be your quotes on the other thread that got me to thinking that way.

Small ? u bin peakin again (& thats not a chinese guys name)

I got the last word.

I got the last word.

The last word in what? Start that process and this topic will never die.

I got the last word.

The last word in what? Start that process and this topic will never die.

The topic is not never die its secret mens business.

This stuff just goes on and on, any real lad would understand that.......sheish <deleted> like that doesnt really need explaining does it, unless ur a FB?

Talk about manly men. This is a women's rights march, but check out the yellow sign in the back.

It's Martina Navratilova.

Rite Neverdie,

You seem to have an obsession with your willy. Getting it caught in doors and things.

Why? Has it a life of its own that it bounces around and then comes running back to nestle?

I myself have a genital area, but i don't mention it in any or my posts here. Its there and has been since i was born.

Sorry, i didn't realise i was in the private mens bit.

Talk about manly men. This is a women's rights march, but check out the yellow sign in the back.

Rite Neverdie,

You seem to have an obsession with your willy. Getting it caught in doors and things.

Why? Has it a life of its own that it bounces around and then comes running back to nestle?

No it's because it's VERY small...

Rite Neverdie,

You seem to have an obsession with your willy. Getting it caught in doors and things.

Why? Has it a life of its own that it bounces around and then comes running back to nestle?

No it's because it's VERY small...

Hey hansum man, you promised you wouldnt tell anyone

Talk about manly men. This is a women's rights march, but check out the yellow sign in the back.

Thats so funny, that guy is a LEGEND!

I myself have a genital area, but i don't mention it in any or my posts here. Its there and has been since i was born.

You seem to contradict urself here patsy, so do you mention it or don't you?

I myself have a genital area, but i don't mention it in any or my posts here. Its there and has been since i was born.

You seem to contradict urself here patsy, so do you mention it or don't you?

Now now, ND, lay off Patsy for a while....she's worried about her pussy at the moment.

I myself have a genital area, but i don't mention it in any or my posts here. Its there and has been since i was born.

You seem to contradict urself here patsy, so do you mention it or don't you?

Now now, ND, lay off Patsy for a while....she's worried about her pussy at the moment.

I know, I know, I was wondering how old kevin or william or whatever her cats name was, is travelling.

Unless of course you are talking about another item all together, perhaps patsy needs some help with it?

Now now, ND, lay off Patsy for a while....she's worried about her pussy at the moment.

And all of us old vets offered to examine it for her but so far she's declined.

I just realised that Harcourt cracked the 500 mark for the 'Secret Mens Business' thread.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD ....... not bad in just on 6 weeks, I guess secret mens business is popular stuff, evidently so even amoungst a group of old tarts such as urselves .

Anyway, heres a manly video to celebrate.

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

Yes but guns have come along way in ur day Ian, remember when you were a boy and you father taught you to pack the gun powder down the muzzle of the musket carfully before dropping the round in the end and hoping for the best? These days we have laser guided weapons & they can fire hundreds if not thousands of rounds per minute. Ahhh technology

where are we going with this one Ian, Im lost?

My link

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

Yes but guns have come along way in ur day Ian, remember when you were a boy and you father taught you to pack the gun powder down the muzzle of the musket carfully before dropping the round in the end and hoping for the best? These days we have laser guided weapons & they can fire hundreds if not thousands of rounds per minute. Ahhh technology

where are we going with this one Ian, Im lost?

You forgot the wadding around the ball.

Which is something I would never expect from you, knowing your remarkable interest in balls.

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

Yes but guns have come along way in ur day Ian, remember when you were a boy and you father taught you to pack the gun powder down the muzzle of the musket carfully before dropping the round in the end and hoping for the best? These days we have laser guided weapons & they can fire hundreds if not thousands of rounds per minute. Ahhh technology

where are we going with this one Ian, Im lost?

Ah, those were the days...

I remember when George Custer insisted in going after Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse with those old cap and ball guns. Even Crazy Horse had some modern lever action guns that he got from an illegal arms trader. And, the Souix could even shoot arrows faster than a soldier could reload his cap and ball gun. Only the officers had pistols. I told George he should stay with me and do some trout fishing on the Bighorn River, but no, he had to go off in a blaze of glory on the Little Bighorn. General Miles came up later with repeating weapons and chased Sitting Bull right up into Canada.

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

Yes but guns have come along way in ur day Ian, remember when you were a boy and you father taught you to pack the gun powder down the muzzle of the musket carfully before dropping the round in the end and hoping for the best? These days we have laser guided weapons & they can fire hundreds if not thousands of rounds per minute. Ahhh technology

where are we going with this one Ian, Im lost?

Ah, those were the days...

I remember when George Custer insisted in going after Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse with those old cap and ball guns. Even Crazy Horse had some modern lever action guns that he got from an illegal arms trader. And, the Souix could even shoot arrows faster than a soldier could reload his cap and ball gun. Only the officers had pistols. I told George he should stay with me and do some trout fishing on the Bighorn River, but no, he had to go off in a blaze of glory on the Little Bighorn. General Miles came up later with repeating weapons and chased Sitting Bull right up into Canada.

Ahhh too funny. It was an odds on bet that you would pull another photo out of your arse hat Ian. Too funny & not a bad photoshop either (please note I havent citiqued your photograph itself)

That is why we shouldn't give everyone guns, neverdie. They tend to use them if they have them.

Yes but guns have come along way in ur day Ian, remember when you were a boy and you father taught you to pack the gun powder down the muzzle of the musket carfully before dropping the round in the end and hoping for the best? These days we have laser guided weapons & they can fire hundreds if not thousands of rounds per minute. Ahhh technology

where are we going with this one Ian, Im lost?

You forgot the wadding around the ball.

Which is something I would never expect from you, knowing your remarkable interest in balls.

Now now, Humpfree bee bear, you don't want neverdie to open a can of whip arse on you, do you now?

As for balls, some of my very best injuries have come whilst playing sports with balls, squash balls, footballs, cricket balls and an ice hockey puk.....which is kind of like a ball but not round (well actually it is round but in a two dimensional kind of way).

Anyway, what was I saying, ohhhh thats right "Bite me fella"