Now I'm giving up on both threads.

Back to the Daily Telegraph.

Could you post some of its stories on the thread ?

Like this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7986985/Monkey-theatre-show-in-Bangkok-Thailand.html?image=7

Or this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7571125/Kick-boxing-orangutans-at-a-theme-park-in-Bangkok-Thailand.html

Ok guys, for you

http://www.askmen.com/video/fashion/39-beer-belly-video.html

Ok guys, for you

http://www.askmen.co...elly-video.html

You are on very dodgy ground with this one SBK.

What on earth does that little thing know about BEER !!!!!!

Everyone knows beer bellies are caused by stress from women nagging all the time. This type of heretical nonsense is giving TV a bad name. You should be ashamed of yourself..........

( where's the report button )

But, in a way it's true.

You don't see very many women with humongous beer bellies. We must have a hormone that breaks it down rapidly.

I don't drink beer (unless it is a hot summer evening thirst), wine is my crime. Here, in Swissland, i know men that only drink wine and they have beer bellies. Which, perhaps, hide their rather small penises.

Gotta watch it again!!!!

Sorry sbk, but i don't know Howard Stern too much. I have heard about him but never really seen his stuff- Little Britain seems to me to be OTT.

You should watch it, just for the feminazi side of things.

Afraid you do in parts of the American South Patsycat. But then they eat fried everything.

It's not a bad idea to cut back on beer

She lost me there!

It's not a bad idea to cut back on beer

She lost me there!

You're absolutely right. What an insensitive, totally unfounded comment. Standards are dropping fast in TV land.

^Suiging, noting your membership as a "slightly limp member", could beer be the cause of that?

Knee you monkey, knee...................... ( good call though )

Perhaps he's in Howard Stern's line up?

( where's the report button )

If you're built like me........somewhere under your belly button.

Regards.

Ok guys, for you

http://www.askmen.com/video/fashion/39-beer-belly-video.html

Did you notice in the video that she seemed apologetic in her delivery? Trying to be tactful when she really just should have said "Of course you have a big belly cuz you sit on your arse drinking beer every night, its not rocket science, ya big bloater! Step away from the crap food, and the six pack, and get off that sofa lard butt, and go do some exercise."

Ok guys, for you

http://www.askmen.co...elly-video.html

Did you notice in the video that she seemed apologetic in her delivery? Trying to be tactful when she really just should have said "Of course you have a big belly cuz you sit on your arse drinking beer every night, its not rocket science, ya big bloater! Step away from the crap food, and the six pack, and get off that sofa lard butt, and go do some exercise."

Yeah thats what I thought when I watched it, perhaps the Camera Man was a big fat beer belly dude.

Im lucky, ive managed to retain my six pack after all these years. Id post a picture but I dont want to encourage any of ya gals stalking me

I still absolutely enjoyed the little willy one.

I still absolutely enjoyed the little willy one.

each to their own patsy, however I must admit that Ive always enjoyed my little one

I still absolutely enjoyed the little willy one.

Im kinda baffled though why anyone would go on a show and reveal that...

I mean..if i were one of those guys..i wouldnt want the world to know. How can friend, family and work colleagues etc look you in the eye once they know that about you??

edit: and im sorry, but if i were one of those guys, id find a way, any way, to get a penis enlargement. Im happy if they truly are ok with their anatomy..actually..i admire it if they are ok. But, i know i wouldnt be. Maybe that makes me sound insecure..but geez..an inverted and/or practically non-existent penis..i just wouldnt wanna stay like that....

^ Maybe they are exhibitionists, perhaps these guys just like to let it all hang out ( poor choice of words for them i think). Some guys take every opportunity to show their gear, especially if they've got something a little bit odd.

Not odd? Absolutely HILARIOUS!!

I'm sorry, but it is about time that men actually show what is what. And do not pretend what size their bits are.

:lol:

Not odd? Absolutely HILARIOUS!!

I'm sorry, but it is about time that men actually show what is what. And do not pretend what size their bits are.

:lol:

Quite right Patsy. But.....Ladies first. Mousehole ranging up to Blackwall tunnel. (St Bernard Tunnel in your case)

Erm....not personally you understand, just geographically. Perhaps.

Regards.

Not odd? Absolutely HILARIOUS!!

I'm sorry, but it is about time that men actually show what is what. And do not pretend what size their bits are.

:lol:

I gladly show you, as long as ur gentle & mouthy

At least our "tunnels" are hidden.

At least our "tunnels" are hidden.

Yours might be but one doesnt have to travel far to see an open tunnel in Thailand

A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!........ That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fuc_king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted..

The End

It's on the Booker list.

Regards.

Fat guys need better marketing

http://gawker.com/5633183/fat-men-are-better-in-bed

Fat Men Are Better in Bed

After a year-long study of male sexual performance, researchers have found that men with higher body mass indices last seven minutes longer than their slender counterparts. The decidedly unsexy reason: Fat men have more female hormones.

Apparently estrogen slows a man's progression to orgasm, so fat men are paradoxically more womanly (chemically speaking) and better at pleasing their partners. (Assuming people of either gender actually want long-lasting sex, as opposed to "Get it over with already!" sex.) Salon's Judy Mandelbaum points out there may be a "quality vs. quantity" issue, but since America is the fattest country, I think we should ignore that and embrace this blindly. All hail the fat sex gods of the greatest nation in the world! [salon, image via Mihail Zheleznyak/Shutterstock]

Some guys take every opportunity to show their gear, especially if they've got something a little bit odd.

Now that's cute. TV gals? Chime in. Sexy or no?

its on the wrong side, its too small and it doesn't work. thumbs down!

its on the wrong side, its too small and it doesn't work. thumbs down!

And I thought you'd be more imaginative, SBK.

Some guys take every opportunity to show their gear, especially if they've got something a little bit odd.

Now that's cute. TV gals? Chime in. Sexy or no?

At 0:11 the report looks like shes about to give that microphone a bit of a polish. No doubt she licked the tail when the cameras were turned off

At least our "tunnels" are hidden.

Yours might be but one doesnt have to travel far to see an open tunnel in Thailand

They want to build a quite grand one in Patong, but many fear the next tsunami would go straight through it and flood the interior.

At least our "tunnels" are hidden.

Yours might be but one doesnt have to travel far to see an open tunnel in Thailand

Tunnels are like Temples. The most interesting ones and ones truly worth experiencing are hidden away, and you have to make an effort to go visit them.