The main forum is full of bloooody PLONKA's....... they just keep flocking there.

Oi! (Or should I say ahoy?)...you're supposed to be adrift or drowned....what's the story?

Hello fellow, drowned is nearly right, was floating around the last week or two hoping to find a bit of wind & have been absolutely nailed in the last 48hrs, night before last was especially interesting. Mrs neverdie was most unimpressed with the whole deal & even less impressed when I asked her to take the helm in pitch darkness while I stumbled my way down below trying to work out why I had lost power. She even managed to take a little puke in the middle of it & dispite the various waves washing thru I still managed to find a little bit of corn in my control panel this morning. Any more of that nonesense & its OB for her .

Anyway, today we find ourselves in a little hole & we're hoping to sit the next phase of this wind out before heading north into Queensland. Wouldnt be dead for quids, although have been missing the daily doses of stupidity from that place .

Anyway, off to check a few other things like the weather & the footy score. We have limited internet capability...... which is a wonderful thing in my opinion.

cya round .

Great to hear from you. Wish I was with you...I love a bit of a swell and a breeze.

I can't get a swell anymore. But wind does not seem to be a problem.

The main forum is full of bloooody PLONKA's....... they just keep flocking there.

Oi! (Or should I say ahoy?)...you're supposed to be adrift or drowned....what's the story?

Hello fellow, drowned is nearly right, was floating around the last week or two hoping to find a bit of wind & have been absolutely nailed in the last 48hrs, night before last was especially interesting. Mrs neverdie was most unimpressed with the whole deal & even less impressed when I asked her to take the helm in pitch darkness while I stumbled my way down below trying to work out why I had lost power. She even managed to take a little puke in the middle of it & dispite the various waves washing thru I still managed to find a little bit of corn in my control panel this morning. Any more of that nonesense & its OB for her .

Anyway, today we find ourselves in a little hole & we're hoping to sit the next phase of this wind out before heading north into Queensland. Wouldnt be dead for quids, although have been missing the daily doses of stupidity from that place .

Anyway, off to check a few other things like the weather & the footy score. We have limited internet capability...... which is a wonderful thing in my opinion.

cya round .

Hope no one tried feeding the fish hanging over the rail....vomiting in the sea is polution and cannot be done these days.

SAd to see you guys have let the mans thread slide. Obviously you are missing me so much it hurts you to post. :-(

Obviously made it to land safely ND. Waiting for the juice.

Obviously made it to land safely ND. Waiting for the juice.

It's blowing like a pattaya hooker down here at the moment soundy, so I've brought us in to a little hidy hole and am sitting here watching the land people move about in their automobiles & was thinking about making my way ashore to steal one of the cars in the carpark to go shopping at woolies. It's times like this I wish I had brought the Honda click.

It's windy, cold and even the <deleted> fish won't bite. Whose bloody idea was this?

It is my beloved, deceased dad's birthday today.

He was born in 1928 and was the best daddy in the world.

Sorry I missed that one Patsy.

Seems u all have forgotten me, u must b missin my superior good looks and charming wit & shriveling member and it has have left u all lost for words.

Sorry I missed that one Patsy.

Seems u all have forgotten me, u must b missin my superior good looks and charming wit & shriveling member and it has have left u all lost for words.

Thought you'd sailed into the sunset and fallen off the edge.

No b bear, had a few moments but still floating at this stage. Will be solo shortly, which can be a handful but my first mate is gonna take a spell. I was gonna do a blog but Internet sux at sea & there's not enuf hours in the day.

Keep well peps!

Wish I was in bangers traffic jam previn on short skirts etc etc.

Some days I sail naked ! Lol

No traffic jams in Bangkok, just boat jams. Don't you read the news?

Reckon yer could sail up to Bangers now,

Reckon yer could sail up to Bangers now,

To - and through.

Dock in Don Muang, tie up at the Flood Relief offices - they're flooded, I hear.

Reckon yer could sail up to Bangers now,

To - and through.

Dock in Don Muang, tie up at the Flood Relief offices - they're flooded, I hear.

Rate they are going he will be able to use the Bayoke Tower as a mooring.

On a friends wall:

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome.

Somehow seemed appropriate here

On a friends wall:

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome.

Somehow seemed appropriate here

Must remember that one

No traffic jams in Bangkok, just boat jams. Don't you read the news?

Actually old gurl, I hadnt seen much news at all for a few weeks now but have been brought up to speed in the last couple of days, shocking stuff. Seems like only yesterday I was back home in Thai looking at shocking floods in Australia and now Im in Australia looking at the havoc over there.

I hope you are all okay, safe and dry.

:-(

Clearly all the men have left the forum.

talking about ladies is that kiwi guy, whatshisname......still on the forum?

All the men have been barred by their better halves. We're not allowed secrets anymore.

Whats going on in here then? (dons a fake mustache so nobody gets offended)

..oh right..nothing....

Whats going on in here then? (dons a fake mustache so nobody gets offended)

..oh right..nothing....

But you've broken the 1700 replies barrier.

...and on page 69 too

Do i get a prize?

oh...please Ms eek...if life wasn't hard enough already...(tutsiwarrior is at the awards ceremony dressed inappropriately to slaver after a scottish girl in little shorts and long legs and later flees police custody for 'indecent behavior'...and a police spokesman then sez: 'he shall be caught and punished...Bangkok is a family town...')