It's true, both were big, but not that big !!!!

Midgets, giants, sisters, mothers and daughters (turned down a lady boy and mother in a bar in Pattaya but thought about it) and Eskimos, Africans, Chinese, Europeans but never twins.

I am on the lookout for twins. I was introduced to a set in Sattahip who were looking for a husband to put one through medical school while the other kept house. They were orphans and I was introduced to them by the family who was tired of paying their bills. They seemed nice but I knew the family too well and thought our relationship would be under a microscope all the time so I declined.

So if you know of any identical twins looking for a fun short vacation, a couple of weeks or months let me know. Females preferably. Although .... if they were really cute!

Did sisters at the same time, but not twins...japanese twins would be nice..

I sure would like to go surfin' again...I'm dangerously out of shape but when I see dem waves I think that I'm a superman...I'm gonna be working soon on the VN coast at the cusp between the Gulf of Tonkin and the South China Sea; lots ob storm (typhoon) surf thereabouts...I like to threaten those that love me with my mortality in this regard

would be nice to see Yosemite Valley again as before after a heavy snowfall...

I believe surfing in Vietnam is a lot safer now than in earlier days.

an'...I don't even haveta open the mother to know de monologue...

'I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'...

yew know, that smell....the gasoline smell...

smells like...victory...'

btw...one of the screenwriters for Apocalypse Now was John Milieus who was responsible for the surfin' epic Big Wednesday...

an' that ain't no 6 foot, more like 3 to 4...

I believe they had a size credibility problem when Brando finally turned up for the shooting as well....

brando: 'hey, I done dis christian fletcher thang here already..you got de shot set up?'

coppola: 'bbbbut mr brando...'

brando: 'get outta here an' doan be wastin' my time...'

coppola: 'bbbbut mr Brando...'

brando: 'get outta de way, punk an' let marlon take over...'

LATER:

'are you an assassin?'

HURRAH!!!