Thanks Wolfie.

What beats me is that two other mods have been reading this topic for 20 mins and didn't spot it.

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and what beats me that it was related to the subject matter, which in all honesty should not be on this forum, that's the point i was trying to make

go to barladies.com if you want to discuss fanny sizes

(a fanny is what you sit on )

Not for the Brits it ain't... !

totster

Right...and a fag in the states ain't a cigerette!

And here in Thailand it is a fag that does the smoking.

Jeeze, Leith. You're gonna have Blondie, Steven, TQ, ChrisP and the rest of the boys on you for that one!

I'm feeling bad as it all started from my Tits thread - in which my original post was actually a result of my frustration from a Pattaya trip.. Oh well..

Heck with the conversation just zap that last pic off?

What pic?

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Bugger! Missed it!

Thanks Wolfie.

What beats me is that two other mods have been reading this topic for 20 mins and didn't spot it.

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With the FireFox browser, I can have dozens of web pages open at the same time - each opened in a new "tab", but I can only look at one at a time. So you might think I'm looking, but I'm not.

Heck with the conversation just zap that last pic off?

What pic?

Bugger! Missed it!

No you didn't.

It weren't worth viewing...

I'm feeling bad as it all started from my Tits thread - in which my original post was actually a result of my frustration from a Pattaya trip.. Oh well.. 

It's not your fault LC... we've all posted something in these threads, and up until now it's been fairly light hearted and not at all pornographic...

This particular thread was kicked off by Bambi, and it was a natural progression from the threads already running along these lines in Bedlam. I certainly don't want to discourage Bambi from posting like this... she has been like a breath of fresh air in Bedlam... it wasn't that long ago that we were saying how boring it was in here hey?

Anyway, personally I think things are running along fine here... Bedlam is moderated, albeit loosely, and gives us all a laugh when we want one.

If you don't want one, then you simply don't have to look.

A bit like that other forum...

One really has to look in order to know whether or not one likes it.

And I've got a feeling I'm going to be trashed soon if... I mean, when I keep ranting.

and what beats me that it was related to the subject matter, which in all honesty should not be on this forum, that's the point i was trying to make

go to barladies.com if you want to discuss fanny sizes

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Well maybe you shouldnt have posted the picture (in order to "prove your point") in the first place

Such behaviour leads to a holiday...

she has been like a breath of fresh air in Bedlam.

More like a fart under Bedcovers.

she has been like a breath of fresh air in Bedlam.

More like a fart under Bedcovers.

Good comeback!!!

I'm feeling bad as it all started from my Tits thread - in which my original post was actually a result of my frustration from a Pattaya trip.. Oh well.. 

A bit like that other forum...

And which forum might that be Khun Jai Dee?

I'm feeling bad as it all started from my Tits thread - in which my original post was actually a result of my frustration from a Pattaya trip.. Oh well.. 

A bit like that other forum...

And which forum might that be Khun Jai Dee?

I'm not saying.

Actually a couple come to mind...

I'm feeling bad as it all started from my Tits thread - in which my original post was actually a result of my frustration from a Pattaya trip.. Oh well.. 

A bit like that other forum...

And which forum might that be Khun Jai Dee?

I'm not saying.

Actually a couple come to mind...

The spawn of this fine forum has quality membership tho I might add!

Back on topic... talking about pussy...

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh - if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - that fish will jump for the fly - and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich, "Gosh" he thought "If that fly goes down three inches - and that fish leaps for it - that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish - I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch."

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - and that fish jumps for that fly - and that bear grabs for that fish - the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - and that fish jumps for that fly - and that bear grabs for that fish - and that hunter shoots that bear - and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich - then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water - the fish swallows the fly - the bear grabs the fish - the hunter shoots the bear - the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich - the cat jumps for the mouse - the mouse ducks - the cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is...

Whenever a fly goes down three inches some pussy is probably in danger.

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Well done Wolfie. I've just received a copy of that picture and if I'd seen it before you, I think Mr. Kreon would be on a long holiday by now. No more like that Kreon!

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Nice joke, Jai Dee!

well, we  have  threads about tits and  willies

now its pussy time ..

from anatomy "Vaginal depth in natal females typically ranges from 7 to 14 cm, or about 3 to 5-1/2 inches"

Not sure about that Bambina. I'm not exactly small but I've met a Brazilian woman once and she was huge It felt as if I had entered Saint Peter's cathedral so big.

On the other hand maybe she was a man actually and the doctor had his centimeters and inches mixed up when he made the operation

well, we  have  threads about tits and  willies

now its pussy time ..

from anatomy "Vaginal depth in natal females typically ranges from 7 to 14 cm, or about 3 to 5-1/2 inches"

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Not sure about that Bambina. I'm not exactly small but I've met a Brazilian woman once and she was huge It felt as if I had entered Saint Peter's cathedral so big.

On the other hand maybe she was a man actually and the doctor had his centimeters and inches mixed up when he made the operation

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I know what you mean. I had a girl once with a large cavernous you-know-what.

As I went down for a closer inspection, I said "My God that's big!"

She said "Why did you say that twice?". I said "I didn't".

well, we  have  threads about tits and  willies

now its pussy time ..

from anatomy "Vaginal depth in natal females typically ranges from 7 to 14 cm, or about 3 to 5-1/2 inches"

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Not sure about that Bambina. I'm not exactly small but I've met a Brazilian woman once and she was huge It felt as if I had entered Saint Peter's cathedral so big.

On the other hand maybe she was a man actually and the doctor had his centimeters and inches mixed up when he made the operation

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I know what you mean. I had a girl once with a large cavernous you-know-what.

As I went down for a closer inspection, I said "My God that's big!"

She said "Why did you say that twice?". I said "I didn't".

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oldie but a goodie RDN

For the record I must say , that this thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth .

For the record I must say , that this thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth .

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Depends on where you have been dining i suppose.

Can we go back to talking about fannies again please.

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Fannies?

Thought the subject was 'Jim'

(a fanny is what you sit on )

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No, Jim is a blokes name...

And 'Hoi' is 'Hi' with a South African accent.

well, we  have  threads about tits and  willies

now its pussy time ..

from anatomy "Vaginal depth in natal females typically ranges from 7 to 14 cm, or about 3 to 5-1/2 inches"

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Not sure about that Bambina. I'm not exactly small but I've met a Brazilian woman once and she was huge It felt as if I had entered Saint Peter's cathedral so big.

On the other hand maybe she was a man actually and the doctor had his centimeters and inches mixed up when he made the operation

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I know what you mean. I had a girl once with a large cavernous you-know-what.

As I went down for a closer inspection, I said "My God that's big!"

She said "Why did you say that twice?". I said "I didn't".

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oldie but a goodie RDN

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I've been waiting to slip that one in since this thread started.

For the record I must say , that this thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth .

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There are a number of "feminine hygiene" products available to deal with that problem.

I've been waiting to slip that one in since this thread started.

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Don´t you hate it when it slips out like that.

I've been waiting to slip that one in since this thread started.

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Don´t you hate it when it slips out like that.

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Can be quite painful also if you can't stop yourself pumping in time...

totster

I've been waiting to slip that one in since this thread started.

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Don´t you hate it when it slips out like that.

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Can be quite painful also if you can't stop yourself pumping in time...

totster

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speak for your self Tots.....

I've been waiting to slip that one in since this thread started.

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Don´t you hate it when it slips out like that.

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Can be quite painful also if you can't stop yourself pumping in time...

totster

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speak for your self Tots.....

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I can't be the only that's happened to .... can I....?

totster