Back on topic... talking about pussy...

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh - if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

 

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

 

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - that fish will jump for the fly - and I will eat him."

 

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich, "Gosh" he thought "If that fly goes down three inches - and that fish leaps for it - that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish - I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch."

 

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - and that fish jumps for that fly - and that bear grabs for that fish - the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

 

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh - if that fly goes down three inches - and that fish jumps for that fly - and that bear grabs for that fish - and that hunter shoots that bear - and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich - then I can have mouse for lunch."

 

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water - the fish swallows the fly - the bear grabs the fish - the hunter shoots the bear - the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich - the cat jumps for the mouse - the mouse ducks - the cat falls into the water and drowns.

 

The moral of the story is...

 

Whenever a fly goes down three inches some pussy is probably in danger.

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Can we go back to talking about fannies again please.

Fannies?

Thought the subject was 'Jim'

(a fanny is what you sit on )

No, Jim is a blokes name...

And 'Hoi' is 'Hi' with a South African accent.

It's pronounced 'jiim' with a rising tone inflection, Scamp. Just another name for 'hoy' in Thai' There's another slang word for it too that rhymes with 'Mee' we don't want to use in polite company...

There's another slang word for it too that rhymes with 'Mee' we don't want to use in polite company...

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hee hee... I wonder what that is then...

totster

There's another slang word for it too that rhymes with 'Mee' we don't want to use in polite company...

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hee hee... I wonder what that is then...

totster

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hee hee Tots...I can laugh too.

Ho Hummmm

There's another slang word for it too that rhymes with 'Mee' we don't want to use in polite company...

hee hee... I wonder what that is then...

totster

hee hee Tots...I can laugh too.

OK , i'll say ! it's him , no... ah... his,.... no, now I cant remember

I beg to differ.  A myth it certainly is not.

That's my man!

Heheheheh......... ............

We'll have to give it a trial run eh?

Naughty naughty

and what beats me that it was related to the subject matter, which in all honesty should not be on this forum, that's the point i was trying to make

go to barladies.com if you want to discuss fanny sizes

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Well maybe you shouldnt have posted the picture (in order to "prove your point") in the first place

Such behaviour leads to a holiday...

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Heck with the conversation just zap that last pic off?

What pic?

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Well done Wolfie. I've just received a copy of that picture and if I'd seen it before you, I think Mr. Kreon would be on a long holiday by now. No more like that Kreon!

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Nice joke, Jai Dee!

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i'm sorry i promise i will a good boy next time

Can we go back to talking about fannies again please.

Fannies?

Thought the subject was 'Jim'

(a fanny is what you sit on )

No, Jim is a blokes name...

That's right....and He's a pussy too.

I know what you mean. I had a girl once with a large cavernous you-know-what.

As I went down for a closer inspection, I said "My God that's big!"

She said "Why did you say that twice?". I said "I didn't".

I think I knew the same girl RDN. Each time before getting down to business I had to strap a fence pailing across my back to stop from falling in.

i'm sorry i promise i will a good boy next time

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/me give him a biscuit

Bambi

Ho Hummmm 

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OOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! Ho Hummmm is MINE!!!

i'm sorry i promise i will a good boy next time

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/me give him a biscuit

Bambi

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Good one bambi!

Ho....

...Hummmm!!

I know what you mean. I had a girl once with a large cavernous you-know-what.

As I went down for a closer inspection, I said "My God that's big!"

She said "Why did you say that twice?". I said "I didn't".

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I think I knew the same girl RDN. Each time before getting down to business I had to strap a fence pailing across my back to stop from falling in.

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Caption : Pussy Closeup

That is one seriously hairy pussy.

That is one seriously hairy pussy.

And my mom was right.

It had teeth in there too!

That is one seriously hairy pussy.

And my mom was right.

It had teeth in there too!

And bloody eyes!!!!!!!!

Now this is what everyone wants

A tight Pussy

Thetyim

Now this is what everyone wants

A tight Pussy

OR..

Thai Pussy

and Wet Pussy

A sexually stimulated Pussy

A lady with a very large Pussy

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Now that is a very nice place to have a pussy.

Is it getting hot in here?

and  Wet Pussy

You just cant help yourself , can you ?

and  Wet Pussy

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You just cant help yourself , can you ?

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can you help me , can't you?

Bambi

You just cant help yourself , can you ? 

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How about this one?

Hairless

A big cat can be dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anybody .