oh come now fellow bedlamites, dont be shy !

i am sure after all your collective years spent both here in the LOS and elsewhere there are some things you wish to get off your chest.

floors all yours.

I pick my nose

I pick my nose

never lord Flasheart, i dont know what to say !

were we a catholic nation by the time of Lizzie the 1st ? history was never my strong point !

oh what the heck ! five hail Marys.

I pick my nose

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I have sinfull thoughts about the Al Jazeera reporter (AC) based in Thailand.

Deliciously sinfull thoughts.

I have been known to wear green and blue at the same time

I don't find the "hot" girls of Pattaya as hot as they used to be.

I think it's just me.

Does that mean I'm ready for a "meaningful" relationship with someone?

I must confess I find Ian's confession a little disappointing.

Surely he can do better than that.

I must confess I find Ian's confession a little disappointing.

Surely he can do better than that.

I'm not going to confess to my usual crimes such as murder and mayhem. I get paid too much and don't want to ruin my business. I've only got a few contracts to complete by the end of the year, but I'm always willing to do a little freelancing.... for a fee of course.

I confess I found Thailand by accident.......I was spending time in Penang, after a while I needed a break.........so booked a 4 flight trip around thailand.

The rest as they say....is history

I actually like Status Quo and ABBA.

Oh the shame.

I am as pure as the driven snow

(please ignore the whip, it was a gift)

I am as pure as the driven snow

Yah, all the driven snow you find on one of those Thailand penninsula islands.

My confession - I am not infallible. I learnt this when, on one occasion, I thought I was in error. I subsequently found that I had been correct.

I'm gullible to great extremes. I believe everything anyone throws at me. And then I am the brunt of amusement. It could be family or friends.

I am also scared of clowns. Which I think alot of people around the world are.

Coulophobia or some sort of words like that.

I like Asian girls.

I like Asian girls.

Awww.... jeez.... rush to the thread... oboyoboy... Blinky Bill's gonna confess... Blinky Bill's gonna confess...

Cmon Blinky, you can do better than that!!!!

I'm gullible to great extremes. I believe everything anyone throws at me.

Hey Sweety.....I have this awesome cat playground covering 10 acres of my private estate and it has a pair of every breed of domestic cat in the world.

I also have a Lear jet that I fly myself since being a fighter pilot during the Falklands war. Unfortunately, it's in the shop for repairs after I pranged it doing some stunts for charity a few weeks ago.

Unfortunateky, one of my accountants embezzled several millions, and in the ensuing financial fracas, I find myself temporarily cashless.

Could you lend me a few thousand just so I can pay off the pool boy and the maid, and also, would you be interested in a position? I am in need of a private secretary to manage the affairs of my 10 bedroom mansion.

PM me if you would like to have the job, and also if you could advance me the cash....I will pay it back in 2 weeks time, with interest.

I am mortified.

Had 72nd birthday Tuesday and everyone congratulated me.

"You look swell for an OLD GUY."

Cheek of 'em.

I'm gullible to great extremes. I believe everything anyone throws at me.

Hey Sweety.....I have this awesome cat playground covering 10 acres of my private estate and it has a pair of every breed of domestic cat in the world.

I also have a Lear jet that I fly myself since being a fighter pilot during the Falklands war. Unfortunately, it's in the shop for repairs after I pranged it doing some stunts for charity a few weeks ago.

Unfortunateky, one of my accountants embezzled several millions, and in the ensuing financial fracas, I find myself temporarily cashless.

Could you lend me a few thousand just so I can pay off the pool boy and the maid, and also, would you be interested in a position? I am in need of a private secretary to manage the affairs of my 10 bedroom mansion.

PM me if you would like to have the job, and also if you could advance me the cash....I will pay it back in 2 weeks time, with interest.

Are the bedrooms en suite. Meaning a shower thats like standing under a waterfall, and those jetty massage bathtubs.

I am gullible but not that gullible. So who's going to win the ruggerby??

About the cat playground - he is not very sociable. But would love to gander about.

I know somebeing is going to get at me about the gander.

72 Pete? Congratulations!

(Enough of the 'old guy' comments; you don't look a day over 71.)

And shall you come and pick me up with your personal helicopter?

I have, actually, been taken in by some of the things i have mentioned....

One gullible moment - come over for dinner. Lovely setting, lakeside, with infinity pool etc. Turns out he was the pool boy and the family were away on holiday...... Ladies, never be seduced by a nice smile...

It's not that i crave loddsa money - it's the fact that some people go to real extremes to show off. When in fact - they, like me, just want to be happy and have enough money per month to live with.

Do i want a pedigree cat? No, I am quite happy with Jimbo who is the 5000 heinz variety.

I don't use toilet paper.

I don't use toilet paper.

You lot that live in SE Asia drone on and on about the bum thingy.

In Europe, we have the bidet. Which is, in my mind, about the same thing. Perhaps more hygenic. You do your business and then squirt yourself from the bidet..... and it all goes down. But most people use their bidet to keep plants in.

"The bum thingy" sounds too girlie.

Real men use the BUM GUN ™.

---- Warning ----

Males should use the BUM GUN ™ from the front not risking to hit something else..

--- End warning ----

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

Sometimes, I'm a big enough prick to point out spelling mistakes.

A confession:

I am as big a prick in real life as I am on anonymouse forums.

So Bags, does that mean you're a small prick? (A rather embarrassing confession, I would have thought...)

I like Asian girls.

Awww.... jeez.... rush to the thread... oboyoboy... Blinky Bill's gonna confess... Blinky Bill's gonna confess...

Cmon Blinky, you can do better than that!!!!

Oh alright, it's an obsession and this, sadly has on the rare occasion caused me to be a little less than faithful.