You can pick your friends

....and you can pick your nose

But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Yeah you can

What if you were to decide on how your friends rhinoplasty job should be done?

Steven Seagal runs like a girl.

Can't say I've ever noted his running technique.

But I'm going to agree because I so want it to be true

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise.

Never confuse motion with action.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Literally hundreds more pithy sayings of his to choose from.

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

That's the clarion call of that part of the Thaivisa populace who move to Thailand in the expectation that it will be just like home apart from the weather and the brown smiley faces and who then find out just how wrong they are

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

That's the clarion call of that part of the Thaivisa populace who move to Thailand in the expectation that it will be just like home apart from the weather and the brown smiley faces and who then find out just how wrong they are

Ahh.....White Man's Burden.

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

I find that quite picky.

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

I find that quite picky.

Picayune, even.....

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

Mossad or the Illuminati probably brainwashed him into doing it.

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

Mossad or the Illuminati probably brainwashed him into doing it.

Naturally.

The wife of my brother picks his nose sometimes.......

I find that quite picky.

Picayune, even.....

http://perfectlytimedphotos.com./perfectly-timed-photo/unmoderated/24439-boogie-boogie-boogie

Need I say more?

Did I read that right...."The wife.....picks his nose..." ? Do you mean the wife picks her husbands nose?

Oh, my goodness, I will never complain about people picking their own noses again!

Did I read that right...."The wife.....picks his nose..." ? Do you mean the wife picks her husbands nose?

Oh, my goodness, I will never complain about people picking their own noses again!

Good nose-picking wives are difficult to come by.

Words to live by:

Matthew 7:12 "Do unto others what you would have them do to you"

Alternatively "Do unto others before they get the chance to do it to you"

Words to live by:

Matthew 7:12 "Do unto others what you would have them do to you"

Alternatively "Do unto others before they get the chance to do it to you"

More importantl is the Eleventh Commandment: If you do break one of the other ten, don't get caught.

" If in doubt, <deleted>**k off out"

" He who runs away is generally French "

" Never leave a Frenchman with your girl friend, she'll hate you when he wears out her clothes"

" Do unto others as the Tax Man doeth unto you "

" White men can't jump, Black men can't swim and Red men have been in the sun too long "

Edited as I nearly forgot......

Oral sex makes your day,

Anal sex makes your hole weak

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

...

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

"Each man calls barbarism whatever is not his own practice." Montaigne, in his essay "Of Cannibals".

http://courses.csusm.edu/hist318ae/Montaigne%20essay.htm

" He who runs away is generally French "

" Never leave a Frenchman with your girl friend, she'll hate you when he wears out her clothes"

I thought that was the Portugeese.

And the second one is undoubtedly the Thais.

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

...

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

"Each man calls barbarism whatever is not his own practice." Montaigne, in his essay "Of Cannibals".

http://courses.csusm...gne%20essay.htm

Ditties that still have their place in the contemporary world, as they cross into all cultural reasoning.

Benjamin Franklin offered up a lotof words to live by. Here are but a few:

...

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

"Each man calls barbarism whatever is not his own practice." Montaigne, in his essay "Of Cannibals".

http://courses.csusm...gne%20essay.htm

Ditties that still have their place in the contemporary world, as they cross into all cultural reasoning.

Ditties? What ditties? What are you talking about?

"......Ignorance is the night of the mind,but a night without moon and star"

Confucius

" An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation. nor does truth become error because nobody sees it....."

Mohandas Gandhi