If you could ask Barak O'Bama one question that he would have to answer truthfully, what would it be?

Who killed Marilyn Monroe?

Did the U.S actually have prior knowledge of the Pearl Harbour attack?

Does Area 51 exist and in what guise?

What would you ask?

We have Sibey, you now have O'Bama

The title should read 'If you can ask one question, what would it be?

Just so soundman can't use up another post count.

EDIT Fixed for you

Are Bill Clinton and Ryan Giggs really related ?

How does Donald Trump get his hair to do that? Is it a combover? double-combover? toupe?

Why am I so Hansum yet so poor?

Did you pick up the apostrophe on your recent trip to Ireland?

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?

This IS Bedlam...and I was going to ask about the Irishation of his name too.....that's been done, so....Does he really think Michelle's butt doesn't look big in that dress? (But that would be a cruel question wouldn't it because we all know the answer)

But just in case it was a serious question about a serious question......

Area 51 would be up there......

Osama's burial at sea would be up there.....

....... I would ask what are ALL of the motives of American involvement in Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq?

This IS Bedlam...and I was going to ask about the Irishation of his name too.....that's been done, so....Does he really think Michelle's butt doesn't look big in that dress? (But that would be a cruel question wouldn't it because we all know the answer)

But just in case it was a serious question about a serious question......

Area 51 would be up there......

Osama's burial at sea would be up there.....

....... I would ask what are ALL of the motives of American involvement in Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq?

Ask those and you'd be swimming around in a bowl trying to escape Captain Bird's Eye quicker than Mooners can get his fists up. Best stick to one's gleaned from " Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader " or meaningful points about string.

This IS Bedlam...and I was going to ask about the Irishation of his name too.....that's been done, so....Does he really think Michelle's butt doesn't look big in that dress? (But that would be a cruel question wouldn't it because we all know the answer)

But just in case it was a serious question about a serious question......

Area 51 would be up there......

Osama's burial at sea would be up there.....

....... I would ask what are ALL of the motives of American involvement in Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq?

Ask those and you'd be swimming around in a bowl trying to escape Captain Bird's Eye quicker than Mooners can get his fists up. Best stick to one's gleaned from " Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader " or meaningful points about string.

well i think most fifth grades know what year it is, i know my son does

Did you pick up the apostrophe on your recent trip to Ireland?

Just my little pun on the foible that every president from Washington to the present day follow their links to Ireland

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?

As he fired up the bbq at no10 recently, he may well have been able to answer.

Did you pick up the apostrophe on your recent trip to Ireland?

Just my little pun on the foible that every president from Washington to the present day follow their links to Ireland

Clever, and too subtle for me until you explained.

I'd ask him why the world governments are covering the skies with chem-trails to hide the fact that the planet Nibiru is fast approaching Earth. I'd also ask why he feels that the Anunnaki feel they have the right to keep the Earth's human population in the dark about the approach of Nibiru.

Not that I believe in the planet Nibiru nor the Anunnaki, I'd just love to see how he handles the question.

Just so soundman can't use up another post count.

Moi?

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I would ask Obama about the lard conspiricy. Everything tastes better with lard.

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Just so soundman can't use up another post count.

Moi?

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I would ask Obama about the lard conspiricy. Everything tastes better with lard.

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Speak for yourself. I prefer beef tallow.

Osama's burial at sea would be up there.....

....... I would ask what are ALL of the motives of American involvement in Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq?

For the first, quite a brilliant move really, not allowing a focal burial point and masquerading around following Muslim burial rules and allowing no further chance of cloning a successor, you know the reasoning, the 'Boys from Abbottabad'.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Next weeks lottery numbers. (my wife's suggestion)

I'd ask him why the world governments are covering the skies with chem-trails to hide the fact that the planet Nibiru is fast approaching Earth. I'd also ask why he feels that the Anunnaki feel they have the right to keep the Earth's human population in the dark about the approach of Nibiru.

Not that I believe in the planet Nibiru nor the Anunnaki, I'd just love to see how he handles the question.

Hmmm... that actually makes good sense to me! :0

Seriously, there are bits and pieces flying around that many of us have seen - but no one wants to 'talk' about!

Personally, I would ask BO when he's going to fess up and do a press conference with our "fellow friends".

This IS Bedlam...and I was going to ask about the Irishation of his name too.....that's been done, so....Does he really think Michelle's butt doesn't look big in that dress? (But that would be a cruel question wouldn't it because we all know the answer)

But just in case it was a serious question about a serious question......

Area 51 would be up there......

Osama's burial at sea would be up there.....

....... I would ask what are ALL of the motives of American involvement in Libya, Afghanistan, and Iraq?

The " Bin Laden" is all the craze in all the cocktail bars at present............. Two shots and a splash of water.

The " Bin Laden" is all the craze in all the cocktail bars at present............. Two shots and a splash of water.

Ha! That should be in the cheesy joke topic.

How long do flies fly upside down before they land on the ceiling?

If you could ask Barak O'Bama one question that he would have to answer truthfully, what would it be?

Is there any gold in Fort Knox?

Do you like cheese?

What's wrong with playing Dutch Ovens ?

When I drop my toast, why does it always lands butter side down?

When I drop my toast, why does it always lands butter side down?

Science Gimp knows the answer:

Statistically, based on recorded droppings of bread and when taking into account the average height that a slice is dropped from (1.229m), accelerating at 9.8m/s/s, the average number of rotations during freefall (if any) over the height and time of fall, air density, temperature and current state of Brownian motion of the airborne particles, angle of attack, horizontal velocity at time of drop, applying Bernoulli's principle of pressure difference creating a lift force and postulating that the buttered side would have a lower aerodynamic resistance than the unbuttered side, toasted or untoasted and thickness of spread, we can note that all this makes absolutely and positively chuff all difference………

Bread has exactly the same chance of landing one side up as the other.

The only variable is the butter or lack thereof on the main faces (or planes) of the bread. We can state with a certain level of authority that the consistency of the buttered face is similar to that of a weak adhesive spread over a large surface area – creating a potentially powerful "sticky agent" – powerful in relative terms of the forces we’re discussing. In fact butter itself is just a series of butterfat globules stuck together when the phospholipid membranes are broken in the churning process. Therefore (and test have shown this) bread is more likely to "stay" face down when it hits the ground butter side down (or after a resultant "roll"/"rebound" if it hits butter side up) - because it has stuck to the ground.

The butter across the entire plane of the bread very simply acts as a glue and has enough latent "sticky" force (due to the wide surface area relative to the mass of a slice of bread) to counter any reactive (bouncy) kinetic forces as the bread hits the ground. The unbuttered non-sticky side does not have this arresting force - and thus has a far greater tendency to "bounce" (in the lightest sense of the word) returning the bread to a state of "semi-freefall", in turn, creating an increased probability of it turning over - and staying turned over, should it hit butter side down on the second attempt.

In short - buttered bread doesn't always land butter side down – but should it do so - it has a greater tendency to stay that way. Either way, you’re better off throwing it in the bin or giving it to the cat and getting a fresh slice... carbohydrates-dustmite combinations can lead to disturbed patellas.