I second that motion L.C

by the way I like the 2 pin variety

I second that motion L.C

I second that motion L.C

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Is he the one I think he is?

Oh come on now. Our nice firm little tits are not that bad!

Oh quite the contrary my dear. They are perfectly fine. Especially yours!!!

Oh quite the contrary my dear.  They are perfectly fine.  Especially yours!!! 

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Very sweet of you, darling.

get ya tits oot baby

Come and get them. Don't be a lazy arse.

Off topic already.

If I was to come and see you would I end up feeling a right tit ?

Prolly. Wouldn'y it be worth it tho?

apparently

Oh come on now. Our nice firm little tits are not that bad!

Oh quite the contrary my dear. They are perfectly fine. Especially yours!!!

Less filling!

Tastes great!

If I was to come and see you would I end up feeling a right tit ? 

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You should go for the left tit, it is scientifically proven to always be slightly larger then the right one...

I've only got small hands

I've only got small hands

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So you only need small boobies to play with ?.

exactlt , that's why I always end up feeling a right tit

If you lot carry on like this I reckon the mods are gonna BUST this thread...........

Moderate breasts

DOHH!! Thought i was in word association

Thai bums are great - seriously, they're all great. I like them on the small side, but huge ones just don't exist.

I like the rounded ones. The ones that you could stand on to look over a brick wall.

Not too bothered about legs, long or short,

Long legs or short legs....I prefer something in between.

Either strikingly tall or strikingly petite is my favourite, not in between...

It's said that it's better to have loved a short girl than to have never loved a tall....I think. 

Actually, any woman that has a lot of patience and no great expectations is ok in my book.

I hate getting my todger out and hearing "Never mind Gazza, anything more than a mouthful is just waste."

Q: How do I like Thai females?

A: Over EZ! hahahahhahahahahahahhaha

Naturally pretty or beautiful Asian ( no makeup stuff or surgery). No strecth marks , tight package, smooth skin , fair or tan complexion and well balanced in height , weight, upper deck and tail. Should be smart enough to stay out of trouble and be acceptable in most places. Nothing wrong with reese's monkey red hair on some women, but not all. Wish I could find my dream girl. Give me a few beers and getting late then the specs change.

Lots of possibles

exactlt , that's why I always end up feeling a right tit

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Yes, I'm left-handed too.

Oh come on now. Our nice firm little tits are not that bad!

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Spot on LC, I love the little firm ones

It's said that it's better to have loved a short girl than to have never loved a tall....I think. 

I'm sure it's only the English language that enables us to do this, with words. Quote of the day for me.

I like them.........available.....and preferably.........orphaned (or independantly wealthy).

For me, personality and intelligence are more important than looks.

I'd rather be with a "plain" girl that has a great personality and can carry a conversation, than a centerfold with a snooty personality and the intelligence of a mud brick. (you can always "augment" certain body parts later if required)

I know that really attractive women are supposed to be this and supposed to be that, but i can honestly say I've met just as many stuck up arrogant idiotic unattractive women as stuck up arrogant idiotic extremely attractive women, so I'd say prettiness is not a driver entirely of being stuck up.

But then again I guess (without trying to sound arrogant) that I have had the fortune, at least for a while, to work in an industry with a preponderonce of beautiful women. And a fair few of them were well up for it innit.

I am in the pro-boob job camp; if a woman wants to get big boobs, then more power to her. She at least can do something about it. Unlike me; they don't have a penis reduction yet. There can be something really attractive for a very slim woman who still has the big boobs; has to be a decent job though, and for other surgery in general don't like the fake nose though. Eyelid not so great; but really good PS is not that easy to tell. That;s why it is great.

Plus women with boob jobs are usually happier with their boobs as a result.

So...what is this plug nose thing?

  Unlike me; they don't have a penis reduction    yet. thing?

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ahhh oops .. you forget to move the magnifying lens out of your THING

it might helpful

  Unlike me; they don't have a penis reduction    yet. thing?

ahhh oops .. you forget to move the magnifying lens out of your THING

it might helpful

Unlike me; they don't have a penis reduction    yet. 

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Actually, I think there's lot's of places in Thailand (pretty much any where in the country) that can help you with that.

Try cheating on a sweet, innocent farm girl from Isaan, see how long your whang is afterwards (and fight with the soi dogs for the missing "piece")

Not to mention pretty much every hospital seems to have expertise in lopping off the most important parts of a man, and replacing them with things men can't do without

10:00 - 18:00

Clear, big eyes, brains, firm little tits, tight butt

18:00 -22:00

Firm little tits, tight butt, fun

22:00 - 00:00

Must have own hair and teeth

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Must move.

My wife doesn't get it... Thank god.

staying on topic, almost

I like a man to be tall and handsome. Must be fit, smooth skin, tight butt

nice teeth and hair, clean.

Should be charming and romantic, with an excellent sense of humour

Good in bed, can last long time, make me feel wonderful

intelligent, supportive, good listener

not smoke, drink too much, gamble

so if any man out there can fit all that, maybe you can get girl of your dreams