This says it all........

Schematics for a plastic surgeon? (Has to be silicone with that shape.)

I looked at the title and got excited, then I looked at the author and got apprehensive. Its like a box of chocolots, you never know what you might find in a BB topic, but they are always interesting.

Appears to be a gender slanderous OP.

Misogyny subliminal.

Appears to be a gender slanderous OP.

Misogyny subliminal.

B oo will be along any minute.

I think the naughty step beckons

What do you guys expect an engineer to think about?

I'm no Norman Foster, designing buildings that come in ten times over budget, I just build utilitarian things like power stations and refineries and bring them in on time and within budget.

So I think of simple things like blondes and boobs.

Appears to be a gender slanderous OP.

Misogyny subliminal.

B oo will be along any minute.

You reaaaallly need to get over it, dude. digs will get you nowhere superfast

And BB, I told you not to put that drawing of me up on the forum!

And BB, I told you not to put that drawing of me up on the forum!

More of you to come, my dear.

And BB, I told you not to put that drawing of me up on the forum!

More of you to come, my dear.

Well you didn't need to take it off......the picture I mean.....oooops.....I see you put it back.

I don't wanna be an engineer no more...I want to be an artist...a crude image OF TITS scrawled on a internet website beats bringing light and power to third world, impoverished Vietnam all to hell as raison d'etre...

I always envied engineers.

Insanity and alcoholism was assumed to be part of the deal and everyone accepted that.

I always envied engineers.

Insanity and alcoholism was assumed to be part of the deal and everyone accepted that.

Still do, thank the Lord.

Number 5 bar on Wednesday - contractors night.

(Saigon, Pasteur Street)

I always envied engineers.

Insanity and alcoholism was assumed to be part of the deal and everyone accepted that.

Still do, thank the Lord.

Number 5 bar on Wednesday - contractors night.

(Saigon, Pasteur Street)

The insanity was strongest in Hong Kong - working out at Tai Po Market, living in Kowloon Tong.

Monday evening : Kowloon Hash, or, if invited, Hong Kong Hash.

Tuesday evening : Rugby traning

Wednesday evening : Northern New Territories Hash

Thursday evening : Southside Hash

Friday night : Party night

Saturday afternoon - rugby matches

Saturday evening - party night

Sunday morning -

Sunday afternoon - Wanchai Hash

Sunday evening - The Wanch

Monday morning : work? Wassat?

Apologies to the HK Ladies Hash, the Little Sai Wan Hash, Sai Kung Hash, the organisers of the Macclehose Trail and other events that I participated in, but not every week.

Too bloody shattered. Almost had to give up going to work at one stage.

I always envied engineers.

Insanity and alcoholism was assumed to be part of the deal and everyone accepted that.

Still do, thank the Lord.

Number 5 bar on Wednesday - contractors night.

(Saigon, Pasteur Street)

The insanity was strongest in Hong Kong - working out at Tai Po Market, living in Kowloon Tong.

Monday evening : Kowloon Hash, or, if invited, Hong Kong Hash.

Tuesday evening : Rugby traning

Wednesday evening : Northern New Territories Hash

Thursday evening : Southside Hash

Friday night : Party night

Saturday afternoon - rugby matches

Saturday evening - party night

Sunday morning -

Sunday afternoon - Wanchai Hash

Sunday evening - The Wanch

Monday morning : work? Wassat?

Apologies to the HK Ladies Hash, the Little Sai Wan Hash, Sai Kung Hash, the organisers of the Macclehose Trail and other events that I participated in, but not every week.

Too bloody shattered. Almost had to give up going to work at one stage.

humph...by describing that sort of weekend schedule you confirm the above observation that we are 'insane' as no one that works as hard as we do could have the will or desire other than to sleep all day, drink vodka during waking hours alone in dark air conditioned premises thus confirming the other observation regarding alcoholism...I eat left over meat loaf and don't see anyone but the cleaning girl and emerge into the blazing sun on Monday morning with hands shielding my face...

there is the notion of the engineer as 'hero'; one that endures insane deprivation and hardship; unloved and abused by client and management alike but their goddam power station gets built and meets all performance guarantees and nobody mentions that do they?

humph...by describing that sort of weekend schedule you confirm the above observation that we are 'insane' as no one that works as hard as we do could have the will or desire other than to sleep all day, drink vodka during waking hours alone in dark air conditioned premises thus confirming the other observation regarding alcoholism...I eat left over meat loaf and don't see anyone but the cleaning girl and emerge into the blazing sun on Monday morning with hands shielding my face...

there is the notion of the engineer as 'hero'; one that endures insane deprivation and hardship; unloved and abused by client and management alike but their goddam power station gets built and meets all performance guarantees and nobody mentions that do they?

Especially a coal-fired monstrosity that pours pollution into the atmosphere every hour.

At least mine is gas-fired and therefore you don't see the pollution.

And mine is only an hour or so from Saigon, whereas yours is three or four hours drive from rhat little shanty town with a one-flight-a-week schedule to Gawd-knows-where.

I was better off in the middle of Saudi Arabia, with three she-camels and a goat for company.

Just out of interest, what do you use the goat for?

Goats have only two uses, if it's female you milk it, if it's male it eats weeds..... oooohh... hang on, Saudi Arabia was mentioned wasn't it?

I love goats.

Especially when they are curried.

the bedouins herd 'em out in the desert along wid camels...they get by OK on the scrubby desert vegetation...

I like Goat's cheese.............( I think it explains why I've always wanted a mountain bike )

I love goats.

Especially when they are curried.

:crying:

I'm still interested in the goat.

I'm still interested in the goat.

Are you Welsh ?

And BB, I told you not to put that drawing of me up on the forum!

More of you to come, my dear.

if you need pictures, send me a PM...

And BB, I told you not to put that drawing of me up on the forum!

More of you to come, my dear.

if you need pictures, send me a PM...

I have have found that vietnamese wimmin are very well endowed in the TITS department...the 40ish woman that sells me vodka and cigarettes from her delightful shop near the local market: va, va voom! and recently there is a new cleaning girl at the hotel whose TIT pulchritude is difficult to ignore...ye don't need to be an engineer to eye up that action...

as if the job and the conditions weren't hard enough...I shall return to Suphan tmw and a well earned rest in the bosom of thai womanhood where my heart resides

I thought you said Viennese wimmin Toots, in my sole excursion to that splendid city I did notice that some of the local ladies were spectacularly endowed.

I was in Vienna once for a wedding as best man about 22 years ago...my then wife got drunk and made a mess of things but not before I had noticed one of the bridesmaids who had large breasts and was also very beautiful; someone said that she was an actress...I met the groom's brother-in-law who ran a pub in Wolverhampton; he was a large fellow and had 'RUIN' tattooed on he knuckles of his right hand but fairly glided across the dance floor with his wife when they played a waltz at the reception...it was also very cold in December, central european type cold...