Just can't think of a title for this:

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 3'6" body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

They gas badgers in the UK?

It's in the Sunday Sport Zaaaa. It must be true.

Hey, this is not Boaters topic...

We're talking about the 3'6" 'double' of Gordon Ramsey, former Rangers Youth Team player, right?

That'll be an English 'double', not two quarter-gills (oh no! I'm showing my age...)

Anyway, its clearly a load of cobblers, since badgers don't have dens, they live in underground setts

Is there a football team that plays in black and white vertical stripes that is known as the badgers?

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Is there a football team that plays in black and white vertical stripes that is known as the badgers?

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Define football.

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I was about to post that

Badgers are fierce little buggers and won't back down from anything. They are about the size of a small dog, but they will whip any dog of any size in a fight. We were shooting gophers for a local rancher and this badger came out and grabbed on of the rodents. He wasn't about to gve it up. I've heard they will protect their den from grizzlies that are 20 times their size.

Why has this one only got one leg?

Stick a Jack Russell down the badger sett and place bets on which one comes out.

(Tip - bet on neither showing up)

Oh, and another thing - where can I buy a decent shaving brush?

I've been told that shaving brushes are made out of badger hair because, as with humans, it's the only hair that doesn't repel water.

Badgers are fierce little buggers and won't back down from anything.

The toughest one being the honey badger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U

Why has this one only got one leg?

That's the world famous Pogo-Badger.

(I'm sorry but this story is so bizarre, I can't make a serious comment on it)

Why has this one only got one leg?

Optical illusion. One leg is behind a rock that just looks like part of the level terrain.

I agree with Thadeus. The Honey badger is an incredible beast. It seems impervious to venom or pain. It is the source of inspiration for Robert Ruark's book... "The Honey Badger". He likened the Honey badger to predatory women who always go for the balls.

It seems impervious to venom or pain. It is the source of inspiration for Robert Ruark's book... "The Honey Badger". He likened the Honey badger to predatory women who always go for the balls.

Actually, that is one of its traits, when attacking a male mammal, it will go for the testicles..... most blokes lose the capacity to fight when their balls have just been shredded.

Stick a Jack Russell down the badger sett and place bets on which one comes out.

Please. Your beloved Jack Russell would quickly be on the badger's breakfast table.

Hey, this is not Boaters topic...

no, Daily Mail wouldnt post this !, Mini Bin Landen look a Like . well ..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRsnOpXpL9U

It seems impervious to venom or pain. It is the source of inspiration for Robert Ruark's book... "The Honey Badger". He likened the Honey badger to predatory women who always go for the balls.

Actually, that is one of its traits, when attacking a male mammal, it will go for the testicles..... most blokes lose the capacity to fight when their balls have just been shredded.

According to the Billy Connolly sketch "Ivan the Terrible" "...its amazing the strength you get when bite yer ain willie aff"

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