Never Ending Story...

[Boon Mee]

Blabbel awoke in a sweat, reached for the other side of the bed and ......................

grabbed a pillow still warm and moisty, covered with a scent that reminded Blabbel of

the last time he had a wet dream.....but he awoke clear headed and decided to find his mate UG who mysteriously disappeared

Ok two options here

Nothing mysterious about avoiding warfare with multiple clones. Cut one's head of and another immediately takes its place.

[Ulysses G.]

Blabbel awoke in a sweat, reached for the other side of the bed and ......................

grabbed a pillow still warm and moisty, covered with a scent that reminded Blabbel of

the last time he had a wet dream.....but he awoke clear headed and decided to find his mate UG who mysteriously disappeared

Ok two options here

Nothing mysterious about avoiding warfare with multiple clones. Cut one's head of and another immediately takes its place.

Let's face it; do you understand anything on this thread?

[Polly]

Let's face it; do you understand anything on this thread?

I do. It's about the adventures of the Banksia man and a chook named Bruce.

[blabbel]

Boon Mee & Ulysses....the forum's Laurel & Hardy?

[Ulysses G.]

Boon Mee & Ulysses....the forum's Laurel & Hardy?

If blabbel and zzap join us, we could be the Three Stooges instead. Nyuk, nyuk!

[AlexLah]

Blabbel awoke in a sweat, reached for the other side of the bed and ......................

grabbed a pillow still warm and moisty, covered with a scent that reminded Blabbel of

the last time he had a wet dream.....but he awoke clear headed and decided to find his mate UG who mysteriously disappeared

Still wondering and thinking what happened that night Blabbel prepared a breakfast, scrambled eggs and some toast. While eating breakfast Balabbel tried to remember what happened last night.

I remember having dinner by myself and going to Patpong but the rest is just a gap.

What did I do Blabbel asked and tried to remember when suddenly.....

[kayo]

Meanwhile............ far, far away in both time and distance, hidden in the darkest rainforrest of Central America lurked the exotic, hypnotic and irrisistable latin Kayotic Klown. Afraid of venturing back to the real world where he was always stalked by bevies of panting hareem girls, he never left his workplace, an oddly named bar situated in a vent of a volcano overlooking a mysterious, but beautiful lake.

He dispensed drinks with a fervour matched only by the passion of his far flung, female followers. Seemingly with a permanent hangover, he often wished he had some customers to help him consume the drinks he dispensed. He yearned to return to the real world, but two things stood in his way. He had once vowed he wouldn't leave until he learned to pronounce the name of the bar, and the only way out was over the lake where he knew lurked.......................

That was good Croc.

That was really really fookin good.

I didn´t know you had it in you.

I can´t follow on from that... It would be like the Who going on stage after Jimi.

Or something.

[khall64au]

Blabbel awoke in a sweat, reached for the other side of the bed and ......................

grabbed a pillow still warm and moisty, covered with a scent that reminded Blabbel of

the last time he had a wet dream.....but he awoke clear headed and decided to find his mate UG who mysteriously disappeared

Still wondering and thinking what happened that night Blabbel prepared a breakfast, scrambled eggs and some toast. While eating breakfast Balabbel tried to remember what happened last night.

I remember having dinner by myself and going to Patpong but the rest is just a gap.

What did I do Blabbel asked and tried to remember when suddenly.....

There was a knock at the door. Blabbel broke in another cold sweat but answered the door anyway. There stood a surly man in a dark suit and sunglasses with a can of Spam in one hand and an invitation in the other. Blabbel blabbered thankyou and opened the invitation which was postmarked from the most beautiful and mysterious lake in the world. He was invited to......

[thaibebop]

A karoke bar that only plays Barry Manilowe songs, Mandy at least nine times a night. What he didn't know was that it was a trap set to spring by the Tripper. The Tripper was waiting in the bar by the....

[khall64au]

A karoke bar that only plays Barry Manilowe songs, Mandy at least nine times a night. What he didn't know was that it was a trap set to spring by the Tripper. The Tripper was waiting in the bar by the....

back lane leading to Muktab'ar whose proprietor was waiting for all his TV "coming-out" party guests. ... all TV boys of course; all except one surprise guest..... ????

[Old Croc]

A karoke bar that only plays Barry Manilowe songs, Mandy at least nine times a night. What he didn't know was that it was a trap set to spring by the Tripper. The Tripper was waiting in the bar by the....

back lane leading to Muktab'ar whose proprietor was waiting for all his TV "coming-out" party guests. ... all TV boys of course; all except one surprise guest..... ????

...........the Old Croc. He was the only one around who remembered Barry Manilowe as a boy and thought he was crap even then. He wondered what had happened to Blabbel who had gone very quiet since his recently aquired puberty with it's many embarrasing wet dreams. He wondered if he could be part of the Muckta Barred party when he didn't even know how to spell it. Disappointed he turned and tripped his way back to the lake and left the players to.............

[justsignedin]

A karoke bar that only plays Barry Manilowe songs, Mandy at least nine times a night. What he didn't know was that it was a trap set to spring by the Tripper. The Tripper was waiting in the bar by the....

back lane leading to Muktab'ar whose proprietor was waiting for all his TV "coming-out" party guests. ... all TV boys of course; all except one surprise guest..... ????

...........the Old Croc. He was the only one around who remembered Barry Manilowe as a boy and thought he was crap even then. He wondered what had happened to Blabbel who had gone very quiet since his recently aquired puberty with it's many embarrasing wet dreams. He wondered if he could be part of the Muckta Barred party when he didn't even know how to spell it. Disappointed he turned and tripped his way back to the lake and left the players to.............

get completely out of their heads and start one of the wildest riots the eastern world has ever propagated on foeiegn soil. The U.S. ambassador...........

[thaibebop]

A karoke bar that only plays Barry Manilowe songs, Mandy at least nine times a night. What he didn't know was that it was a trap set to spring by the Tripper. The Tripper was waiting in the bar by the....

back lane leading to Muktab'ar whose proprietor was waiting for all his TV "coming-out" party guests. ... all TV boys of course; all except one surprise guest..... ????

...........the Old Croc. He was the only one around who remembered Barry Manilowe as a boy and thought he was crap even then. He wondered what had happened to Blabbel who had gone very quiet since his recently aquired puberty with it's many embarrasing wet dreams. He wondered if he could be part of the Muckta Barred party when he didn't even know how to spell it. Disappointed he turned and tripped his way back to the lake and left the players to.............

get completely out of their heads and start one of the wildest riots the eastern world has ever propagated on foeiegn soil. The U.S. ambassador...........

Kayo, wasn't going to stop the riots, he was using it as a cover to down play the recent scandal against him. Someone had found proof the he was the secret head of the Barry Manilowe Fan Club. Kayo had hired The Tripper to kill this person before they get all the proof out and expose him. That person was....

[Patsycat]

Jesse the wanderlust Canadian, who seemed a little bit secretive all along. He is now, of course, totally unrecognizable from the clean cut, backpacker from before. He now looks a bit like ......

[Old Croc]

Jesse the wanderlust Canadian, who seemed a little bit secretive all along. He is now, of course, totally unrecognizable from the clean cut, backpacker from before. He now looks a bit like ......

.............an old, fat, boozy, sexpat from Pattaya. He even wears a food and vomit stained T/shirt emblazened with the words............

[Patsycat]

NO MONEY

NO HONEY

.........

(sorry, pressed wrong button)

... NO MONEY, NO HONEY

and was desperately telling people he did not have the Bht500 for the airport tax to get back to his girlfriend in Canada. The hardened expats took pity upon him and ......

[khall64au]

...and transformed Canadian Jesse into a hot little Thaiwegian who popped up on Koh Yao Noi during khall's visit to Seonai & Donna (but he disappeared back to Wegian world jsut b4 bambi arrived)

So, as the story went.....

[justsignedin]

...and transformed Canadian Jesse into a hot little Thaiwegian who popped up on Koh Yao Noi during khall's visit to Seonai & Donna (but he disappeared back to Wegian world jsut b4 bambi arrived)

So, as the story went.....

.... a little off the rails and canadian Jesse the Thaiweian departed. Bambi limped onto the scene, complaining about the sea urchin spines in her feet. "what happened" exclaimed khall. To which Bambi replied " it's a long story, you will never believe me"

[Khun Yak]

....it all started when we had the 70 Baht ferry back to the mainland when suddenly...

[Kan Win]

"what happened" exclaimed khall. To which Bambi replied " it's a long story, you will never believe me"

and also a Never Ending one

....it all started when we had the 70 Baht ferry back to the mainland when suddenly...

Lightning struck once again in this Never Ending Story

(ferry enough the photo was not one of my best)

"And then"…………… asked khall

[khall64au]

And then... Bambi confessed. She had been kayaking around the islands when she came across a sea cave. I sign on the wall said Danger: Do not enter! So Bambi did. She couldn't risk not knowing what treasures lay inside the cave. When suddenly, a strange creature appeared. It was....

[Kan Win]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bambi shouted and ……

[Khun Yak]

....turned around and tried to flee but soon they were facing a sign..

so they had to be very very careful and as the bridge was out ahead as well they were sort of trapped, until...

[Kan Win]

They came across a couple of ……………

Glasses of …………

Yuk, Yuk, what is this is this real or what ................ there was no genie in that bottle.........

[khall64au]

In actual fact, the genie had escaped from the bottle without Bambi noticing (check top left corner of pic) and was last seen heading towards.....

[BambinA]

then Bambi start to write new book and her nick is JK Rolling (jerk off 'n rolling) her book 's title is .. Hairy Peter and The pussy cave

[Ice Maiden]

then Bambi start to write new book and her nick is JK Rolling (jerk off 'n rolling) her book 's title is .. Hairy Peter and The pussy cave

Bambi!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nice to see some of your funny posts again sis!

So...Bambi decided to create a list of characters, the main ones inculding Khall, Kayo, Totster and Glauka

[Old Croc]

and decided to change the name to Baan Bambina so they could........

[Khun Yak]

...open an imaginary bar and serve everyones favourite drinks without limit due to all-time-zone availibility. The only missing person was...

[kayo]

Patsy MelonCat who had gone off with old croc for a snog and a melonios Thonk.

All of a sudden, incredibly dramatically......