Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

You know that chick that used to dance a lot? Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got. Man, when I tell you she was cool? She was red hot.

I mean...steaming.

Driving all the old men crazy. . .

[TwoDogz]

You know that chick that used to dance a lot? Every night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd got. Man, when I tell you she was cool? She was red hot.

I mean...steaming.

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Someone married her.

[JaiRaiJaiDee]

I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic'

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

SC

You would need to choose the off topic posts that are on topic in this off topic thread, once you find the on off topic posts you could then delete them, but since this is an off topic thread you would need to first find the off topic posts that were on topic before deleting the off topic posts that are not on topic in this off topic thread.

Anyone else dizzy?

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I normally dont like to do this but by addressing the topic you ate blatantly OT dear sir. And that, unfortunately, is a flagrant violation of TV decorum. Will have to report this to proper authorities. It could even go on your permanent record.

iPhone.

[TomTao]

I wonder if the forum software will let me delete 153 posts as being 'off topic'

How would you choose them? Presumably you'd want something that would delete any further posts added as well, when they were added.

"Your reply has been posted and deleted"

SC

You would need to choose the off topic posts that are on topic in this off topic thread, once you find the on off topic posts you could then delete them, but since this is an off topic thread you would need to first find the off topic posts that were on topic before deleting the off topic posts that are not on topic in this off topic thread.

Anyone else dizzy?

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I normally dont like to do this but by addressing the topic you ate blatantly OT dear sir. And that, unfortunately, is a flagrant violation of TV decorum. Will have to report this to proper authorities. It could even go on your permanent record.

iPhone.

Sorry, I will try harder to stay off topic in this thread, if I had a Hornby train set I could simply change tracks and watch with satisfaction as the train went off the the rails.

[TwoDogz]

Confucius say : the youth of today are not getting any younger.

[chrisinth]

Yes agree about the price of fish, I'm looking to buy some fishing tackle but it's so much more expensive here than back home, must be a rip off.

I find 'Prickly Heat' powder is good for problems with the tackle.

Prickly Heat powder? All the heat comes just from the global warming.

But where does it go??..................

[chrisinth]

Global warming is a very serious issue, not a matter for levity!

And there isn't enough talcum on the planet for that to be the solution anyway, all those dam_n sex tourists breeding like bunnies, soon Thailand won't have much rainforest left at all!

Can't blame the rain forests for the breeding! True, they have a lot to answer for, but breeding isn't one of them!........

[SteeleJoe]

Global warming is a very serious issue, not a matter for levity!

And there isn't enough talcum on the planet for that to be the solution anyway, all those dam_n sex tourists breeding like bunnies, soon Thailand won't have much rainforest left at all!

Can't blame the rain forests for the breeding! True, they have a lot to answer for, but breeding isn't one of them!........

A lot to answer for? I'd say. There's too much rain as it is without forests of it.

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[BigJohnnyBKK]

Well as long as we keep breeding faster than the penguins we should be safe. . .

[SteeleJoe]

Well as long as we keep breeding faster than the penguins we should be safe. . .

It can take me anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour. How does that compare to a penguin?

Or did you mean strokes per minute?

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[chrisinth]

Well as long as we keep breeding faster than the penguins we should be safe. . .

They used to fly you know! But emus don't like the cold....................

In August at least.................

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Oh no I dropped my egg!

[TwoDogz]

Thats nonsense.

[tingtongtourist]

Yes agree about the price of fish, I'm looking to buy some fishing tackle but it's so much more expensive here than back home, must be a rip off.

I find 'Prickly Heat' powder is good for problems with the tackle.

I know you boss man but still cant agree how something with word prickly and heat can be good for the tackle

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I don't advise using a microwave to heat up your prickly pear.

[canuckamuck]

It is common now to have a shaved pear

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Sure but it's soon back to even pricklier.

Hey honey want to rub my stubbly pair?

[ravip]

Any more Off Topic posts will see this Topic being closed.

So........how can you tell when a topic about being off-topic is off-topic? Is this post on-topic or off-topic? Somebody heeelp me pleeease, I'm confused! And I don't even like fish.

At one point there was bacon. Try that.

[TomTao]

I tried acting once, but they said I was a ham, so I laid down between two slices of bread and called myself a sandwich.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

The egg sac of a mature female lobster is know as her coral, and it's delicious.

[ravip]

The easiest way to de-badge a car is with a hairdryer and fishing line. You can't get the old pin type ones off like that though unfortunately.

That was uncalled for. No need to get personal.

But since you brought it up - anyone ever eaten lemur?

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If they hadn't eaten it, they'd not have brought it up

If it was brought up it probably wasn't cooked properly, same with under cooked fish.

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Should have cooked the fish over the fire.

[chrisinth]

The egg sac of a mature female lobster is know as her coral, and it's delicious.

TMI Johnny, TMI

[canman]

But seriously; will California WOW ever reopen it's doors?

[BigJohnnyBKK]

TMI Johnny, TMI

A good working definition of the Internet.

But at least it's on topic!

Both my German mum and my current favorite Thai girl love offal. What does that imply?

[balo]

I havent been following this thread so closely , but what happened to the fish ?

[Songhua]

I havent been following this thread so closely , but what happened to the fish ?

As far as I can work out, the girl in the skimpy skirt's got it. Her name's Coral or something.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

He's trying to find his son ran off with a scuba diver, hitching a ride with some goofy turtles. . .

[LennyW]

I used to love a Topic straight from the fridge!!!

[TwoDogz]

more nonsense

[Rob8891]

more nonsense

You've earned a yellow card for being on topic!