Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[Songhua]

Yes agree about the price of fish, I'm looking to buy some fishing tackle but it's so much more expensive here than back home, must be a rip off.

You are buying the wrong stuff then.....a length of electric cable and a large nail to put in place of the fuse are cheaper than the fishing rods back home....especially if you climb a pole to get the wire.

The price of a two litre bottle of fresh milk was $2.25 in Queensland today. This equates to approximately 67 Thai Baht.

Edit: Sorry, I thought I was responding to a previous post about skimpy shorts.

[Lite Beer]

My dog is always barking at next door's chickens.

It drives me nuts.

[mauGR1]

My Hometown Football Team went to Liverpool couple of weeks ago...We taught 'em some new tricks, but they did not even thank us.

Please someone explain ?

[TomTao]

i must admit to being out of my depth here. I have no experience of buying either snakes or bacon from the fish market but I do agree that Thai girls in skimpy shorts are a worthwhile subject for a thread of this kind and I can't think why anyone would want to deviate from that topic!

You could always give the poor girl a needle to go with the thread to stop the skimpy shorts from fraying any further, or not.

Sent from my GT-I9003

[yermanee]

Is there free wifi at the fish market ?

Yermanee

[smokie36]

Is there free wifi at the fish market ?

Yermanee

They have it at the fishbowl.

Errm...so I heard.....

[Naam]

My dog is always barking at next door's chickens.

It drives me nuts.

keep your dog away from my chickens... or else!

[kennedy]

I must dress down to hide my wealth= dirty t-shirt, shorts,and flops.

[TwoDogz]

Depends upon the skill of the OP ...

Tacking is a time honoured skill.

Thats tacky

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Or , without any intention to deviate,one might pose the question:

Did Ethelred ever live in the tropics?

[smokie36]

I must dress down to hide my wealth= dirty t-shirt, shorts,and flops.

I recognise and applaud such laziness....until 5pm that is.

Standards must be maintained old chap.

[Cobalt60]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

[smokie36]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

Its more like a bag of Revels this but I like them all except the nutty ones.

[Cobalt60]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

Its more like a bag of Revels this but I like them all except the nutty ones.

Do you expect me to believe you like the coffee ones?

[Rob8891]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

Its more like a bag of Revels this but I like them all except the nutty ones.

I like a Flake. My ex was flakey. I do not like my ex. I luke nuts too, but feel confused because my ex was nutty. I think I'll go and eat a mango instead.

[TwoDogz]

Speaking of Nuts...who has had a vasectomy?

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Speaking of Nuts...who has had a vasectomy?

I heard it can make a vas deferens!

[Songhua]

Speaking of Nuts...who has had a vasectomy?

I've had one. It was very uplifting.

[smokie36]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

Its more like a bag of Revels this but I like them all except the nutty ones.

Do you expect me to believe you like the coffee ones?

I do....but only in the morning.

[Cobalt60]

Topic, a hazlenut in every bite

Its more like a bag of Revels this but I like them all except the nutty ones.

Do you expect me to believe you like the coffee ones?

I do....but only in the morning.

Play the game, I was trying to have an argument, no thread is any good without an argument.

[canuckamuck]

Speaking of Nuts...who has had a vasectomy?

Do you mean berrys or twig? Because there is a vas deferens between them.

Edit: Bah! Rajab beat me to it.

[Songhua]

.... but I digress.

Yes, all iPads have a wifi capability but not all are cellular (3G/4G).

The manufacturer recommends that, under NO circumstances, should the user attempt to locate wifi hotspots whist in control of a motorcycle.

[marstons]

simple answer no, just to many talented comdedians about. Example all the side splitting replies to the topic.

[Puschl]

Depends upon the skill of the OP ...

Tacking is a time honoured skill.

Thats tacky

What a lousy attempt to bring your man in Dubai into this threat. Let's stay on topic, Plz.

To the OP: I here the Viking behind the fish market does a delicious snake and kidney pie. But don't go their on Mondays. That's when his thai GF wares skimpy shorts and he puts up a fight with every male customer that looks at her

Edit: fixed some tpyos to apiece the grammer nazis

[smokie36]

<b>smokie36, on 2012-10-15 19:28:15, said:</b><br /><br />I do....but only in the morning.<br />

Play the game, I was trying to have an argument, no thread is any good without an argument.

True, however any grumbles would be on topic, and that simply wouldn't be cricket.

[Puschl]

<b>smokie36, on 2012-10-15 19:28:15, said:</b><br /><br />I do....but only in the morning.<br />

Play the game, I was trying to have an argument, no thread is any good without an argument.

True, however any grumbles would be on topic, and that simply wouldn't be cricket.

We have a cricket in our garden that chirps like a jackhammer all night. Its almost a relieve tho hear the headman's morning call over the tannoy at 5am.

[smokie36]

<b>smokie36, on 2012-10-15 19:28:15, said:</b><br /><br />I do....but only in the morning.<br />

Play the game, I was trying to have an argument, no thread is any good without an argument.

True, however any grumbles would be on topic, and that simply wouldn't be cricket.

We have a cricket in our garden that chirps like a jackhammer all night. Its almost a relieve tho hear the headman's morning call over the tannoy at 5am.

Consider yourself fortunate not to live in the south!

[Songhua]

Depends upon the skill of the OP ...

Tacking is a time honoured skill.

Thats tacky

What a lousy attempt to bring your man in Dubai into this threat. Let's stay on topic, Plz.

To the OP: I here the Viking behind the fish market does a delicious snake and kidney pie. But don't go their on Mondays. That's when his thai GF wares skimpy shorts and he puts up a fight with every male customer that looks at her

Edit: fixed some tpyos to apiece the grammer nazis

Only the horny ones.

I thought her dad was her husband and the other guy spent his nights in a bungalow with his face in a pillow and thrashing his legs around

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

To get back on the topic of vasectomies, I recall an announcement on BBC radio 4, in the UK ,a couple of years ago.

The lady reading the news announced that two RAF fighters had crashed in a mid air collision in Yorkshire, England.

She went on to reassure listeners that fortunately both pilots had managed to ejaculate before the planes collided!

[transam]

To get back on the topic of vasectomies, I recall an announcement on BBC radio 4, in the UK ,a couple of years ago.

The lady reading the news announced that two RAF fighters had crashed in a mid air collision in Yorkshire, England.

She went on to reassure listeners that fortunately both pilots had managed to ejaculate before the planes collided!