He didnt mention his neice because my ass clouded his vision...there basically is no room for any other thoughts once the sun becomes eclipsed by my flying spaceship.
Bzzzzzzzzz zzz..zzzzzz

humph...the project in VN that the big RO is on was just about at hydrotest for unit 1 boiler when I left due to illness then now 2 years later there might be first fire this Sept!...he ain't got much to chortle about..

ms eek, please post a recent photo of yer ass and let your admirers comment on the dimensions...flying spaceship or otherwise...(a spaceship in repose does not have the same flying dynamic impact, I must admit...) (are you really unwell, my darling?)

and, now: tutsi's 'niece story' for today...

tutsi gets outta bed around 5pm and remembers that he is outta vodka and tabasco sauce and calls to the wife: 'get someone to drive the tutsimobile...we's gots to get down to lotac this afternoon...'...and then she investigates and sez: 'there ain't no one available so ye better get on down on the motorbike wid de son-in-law...'

tutsi is annoyed then sez: 'well then, gimme the keys to the truck an' I'll drive meself...I haven't had a drink fer 12 hours so I should be relatively clean...' the wife then looked nervous and went thru an elaborate routine to find the 'lost' keys and then tutsi gets really annoyed and thunders: 'goddamit woman, yew find dem keys or by god yew'll die tryin'!!!' and then she gave up and the keys miraculously appeared...

about this time the niece stood back wid her arms folded and hip cocked with a look that said: 'yew really gonna drive that thing?...'

now, she has never seen me drive as I don't when I'm at home 'cause most times I've been drinking and over the legal limit and there's always someone else around to drive anyway...and I find driving to be unpleasant in most circumstances so who wantsta? as a matter of fact, the last time I was behind the wheel in Thailand was before the niece was born so I guess that there was a reason for her concern...

but we whipped on down to the local store and then spent thb6700 on groceries and no sweat...at work in saudi I drive daily in conditions that are worse than Thailand and etc...

then I backed the truck (a Nissan 12 seater commuter van bought at auction from the BMTA about 8 years ago) back into our shop house garage (our soi is only wide enough for the municipal garbage truck to pass) and then I walked into my kitchen and poured meself a vodka....I didn't even help unload the groceries...

tutsi wakes up to find a darkened house but the niece was laying next to me watching the box...the wife had taken everyone to a function without notice but the niece stayed behind in tender support of her uncle tutsi...

and I said: 'have you eaten?' and she breathed in her hoarse little girl voice: 'yeah...'

the wife has been on good behavior the past year and I didn't expect this mess...but wid de niece we endured together...

some years ago I posted about something interesting that happened at the Rembrandt Hotel and the niece's oldest sister...the wife had announced that a shopping trip was under way to the Emporium Mall and the girls all piled in...there were no little boys at that time...the oldest sister was my favorite at the time and she announced that no, she was staying with her uncle tutsi at the hotel and expected to be taken to the swimming pool...she was about 11 y.o. at the time...

then later at the Rembrandt Hotel swimming pool there was a scandal with my niece on my arm in bathing gear and the europeans muttering about paedophiles and their coarse sensibilities...the niece was loving it as she is a smart little cookie...and then she plunged into the pool to the dismay of those in attendance...

whew!...and then I got her something to eat and said for her to lie down and rest but she was just waiting...for here came the wife and the other kids from the shopping trip when I was asleep next to her in total exhaustion and she screamed with delight: 'ye see?? ye see??...I told you that I could get him!!!'

the wife then looked at me with a long eye and said: 'I told you that all the females in this family will be out to kill ye...and now you just come and help them along...eedjit!!!'

there were a lot more details but just search for my old post from about 2004-5 to see 'em...

the same older niece came to me once with a wound when she was younger and there was some infection and needed some alcohol disinfectant and I got ready to swab it and said: 'this is gonna hurt...' and she just looked at me evenly sorta like sayin': 'gimme what you got...you can't hurt me...'...she was quite fearsome/fearless...

so that later I knew that I was in fer trouble when she was 15 and sprouted cute little T&A and I looked and she said: 'not bad, huh? uncle tuts? I'se a woman now and can do what I want?...' she was an irresponsible little shit and got herself into trouble...

and then I shouted and complained but the wife just looked at me and said: 'you are tiresome...'

a falang adrift in a rural SE Asian mire...

and now the older niece is a smouldering siren almost black as night...she don't care about bein' burned by the sun; she knows that her gear will get her any man that she wants...

and she never approaches me herself...she carries her little girl in front of her like a shield like she knows that I would slap her for killing my wishes...

she could have been anything that she wanted...

but, what now???...just some country slut whose major accomplishment was to seduce her tiresome old falang uncle???

jezuz christ!!!

Ms eek??? where are you darling girl? I need your help to be re-elected as poster of the year...I puff out me chest and put fists on hips but I am nothing without my darling grrrrl...

Ms eek??? where are you darling girl? I need your help to be re-elected as poster of the year...I puff out me chest and put fists on hips but I am nothing without my darling grrrrl...

Lots at Pattaya puff out their chests too....I hear there is an operation for that.

Ms eek??? where are you darling girl? I need your help to be re-elected as poster of the year...I puff out me chest and put fists on hips but I am nothing without my darling grrrrl...

Lots at Pattaya puff out their chests too....I hear there is an operation for that.

oh, harrry...you are not sincere and sincerity counts fer a lot around here...(the APSB brigade stickin' their nose in again...) and what about ms eek's 'gams'??... ye can't get any more real than them gams?...

(line up and be counted...APSB brigade or not? there was a story recently on the BBC about Franco and the political polarization in Spain...ye heinous degenerates...)

no words

uh oh....

sbk isn't around anymore so can someone pull the plug until the 31st?

hopefully then we can avoid the cheap shots (^)...

uh oh....

sbk isn't around anymore so can someone pull the plug until the 31st?

hopefully then we can avoid the cheap shots (^)...

Done.