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The Last Word Shut Down

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...that´s why i will try to ruin Rain thread ...

Don't you dare... :D

The rain thread is of deep social, historical, and cultural importance to the ThaiVisa community... please don't violate it.

:o

I will personally roger you with the rough end of a pineapple if you violate that icon... :D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I will personally roger you with the rough end of a pineapple if you violate that icon... :D

Hahhaa, I can just see the headlines now.

Man arrested for trying to board plane armed with a pineapple.

It's a long way to Spain. Might be easier to get Glauka to come here instead (promise her the last word if she comes here to post it). :o

I will personally roger you with the rough end of a pineapple if you violate that icon... :D

:D :D Quality, see glauka nobody messes with the rain thread and gets away with it. :o:D There are 28000+ members that want to know what the weather is like in Bristol, so dont go spoiling this world record breaking thread, and my own personal world record for the poster with the most posts in a single thread :D:D Shit how sad am i? Actually i dont need an answer to that one :D:D

There are 28000+ members that want to know what the weather is like in Bristol, so dont go spoiling this world record breaking thread, and my own personal world record for the poster with the most posts in a single thread :D

Actually, I think I have that record (for the time being) :o

Kerryd - 144 posts - The Last Word

daleyboy - 136 posts - Rain

I probably would have been close to 200 posts in that thread by now if it hadn't been shut down :D

I will personally roger you with the rough end of a pineapple if you violate that icon... :D

Quality, see glauka nobody messes with the rain thread and gets away with it. :o:D There are 28000+ members that want to know what the weather is like in Bristol, so dont go spoiling this world record breaking thread, and my own personal world record for the poster with the most posts in a single thread Shit how sad am i? Actually i dont need an answer to that one

I am going to create a forum union...so that i can deal with mods throwing pineapples and members posting bad weather... :D:D

I will personally roger you with the rough end of a pineapple if you violate that icon... :D

Hahhaa, I can just see the headlines now.

Man arrested for trying to board plane armed with a pineapple.

It's a long way to Spain. Might be easier to get Glauka to come here instead (promise her the last word if she comes here to post it). :o

ARe you sure you want me to be there, right where you are? :D

Just imagine...we will go ford a drink, we will talk about many things among them how funny was the last word threat...by that time we will be a bit drunk so we will try to have the last word...and because we will be face to face...we will end up killing each other... :D:D

do you think is a good idea? :D:D

ARe you sure you want me to be there, right where you are? :D

Just imagine...we will go ford a drink, we will talk about many things among them how funny was the last word threat...by that time we will be a bit drunk so we will try to have the last word...and because we will be face to face...we will end up killing each other... :D:D

do you think is a good idea? :o:D

I put faith in my ability to run faster scared, than you can when mad ! :D

(note to self: If Glauka is seen anywhere in Pattaya, hide all sharp objects, get a metal detector and look for poisonous snakes before getting into bed) :D

ARe you sure you want me to be there, right where you are? :D

Just imagine...we will go ford a drink, we will talk about many things among them how funny was the last word threat...by that time we will be a bit drunk so we will try to have the last word...and because we will be face to face...we will end up killing each other... :D:D

do you think is a good idea? :o:D

I put faith in my ability to run faster scared, than you can when mad ! :D

(note to self: If Glauka is seen anywhere in Pattaya, hide all sharp objects, get a metal detector and look for poisonous snakes before getting into bed) :D

I´ve got my contacts so start to look for poisonous snakes right now!! :D

I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

I´ve got my contacts so start to look for poisonous snakes right now!! :o

Ahhh, premeditation ! You are planning my demise before we even have a chance to argue face-to-face ! :D

Jai Dee !! I will supply the pineapples you need !!! :D

I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

:o

I guess she's too sweet and innocent :D

Aren't we all, dear, aren't we all??

Not if you know what it means to "be rogered with the business end of a pineapple" :o

Aren't we all, dear, aren't we all??

Not if you know what it means to "be rogered with the business end of a pineapple" :D

Why did poor Roger get this hung on him? :o

There are 28000+ members that want to know what the weather is like in Bristol, so dont go spoiling this world record breaking thread, and my own personal world record for the poster with the most posts in a single thread :D

Actually, I think I have that record (for the time being) :o

Kerryd - 144 posts - The Last Word

daleyboy - 136 posts - Rain

I probably would have been close to 200 posts in that thread by now if it hadn't been shut down :D

Seriously kerry how long do you think your 144 posts are going to last? Rain is still open and i reckon it will only take me a couple of days to get past that :D And when i do i want Norris mcwhirter(if hes still alive) to come round my house and present me my record breakers medal, with a Roy Castle lookalike playing the theme tune to record breakers on the trumpet in the background :D:D

Seriously kerry how long do you think your 144 posts are going to last? Rain is still open and i reckon it will only take me a couple of days to get past that :o And when i do i want Norris mcwhirter(if hes still alive) to come round my house and present me my record breakers medal, with a Roy Castle lookalike playing the theme tune to record breakers on the trumpet in the background :D:D

Well, I could start posting hourly weather updates from Pattaya :D

05:00 - Clear skies in Pattaya

06:00 - Sunrise in Pattaya

07:00 - Still sunny in Pattaya

08:00 - Sun has moved slightly, still shining bright though

09:00 - Sun shining sunnily

10:00 - Surprise ! The sun is still shining !

(ect, ect, all day)

That would get me caught up in no time at all :D

Seriously kerry how long do you think your 144 posts are going to last? Rain is still open and i reckon it will only take me a couple of days to get past that :o And when i do i want Norris mcwhirter(if hes still alive) to come round my house and present me my record breakers medal, with a Roy Castle lookalike playing the theme tune to record breakers on the trumpet in the background :D:D

Well, I could start posting hourly weather updates from Pattaya :D

05:00 - Clear skies in Pattaya

06:00 - Sunrise in Pattaya

07:00 - Still sunny in Pattaya

08:00 - Sun has moved slightly, still shining bright though

09:00 - Sun shining sunnily

10:00 - Surprise ! The sun is still shining !

(ect, ect, all day)

That would get me caught up in no time at all :D

Not if i started hourly forecasts as well

0500 - dark and raining

0600 - not quite as dark and raining

0700 - light and raining

0800 - woo hoo stopped raining just cloudy now

0900 - sod it raining again

1000 - stopped raining

1001 - raining again

(etc etc all year round) :D

I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

so what´s the meaning of rogering...

I am not sure if I want to know... :o

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I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

so what´s the meaning of rogering...

I am not sure if I want to know... :D

Jai Dee will be along shortly to explain . . . :o

I don't think Glauka's quite cottoned on to the meaning "rogering" yet...

so what´s the meaning of rogering...

I am not sure if I want to know... :o

To put it politely, anal sex.

From Wikipedia:

Slang

It is also a short version of the term Jolly Roger which refers to a black flag with white skull and crossbones, formerly used by sea pirates since as early as 1723.

It has an old (1711) vulgar slang usage as a verb where it means to have sexual intercourse with a woman. Used of a man. After a number of comic references throughout the late 20th century, in the late 1990's the word 'roger' as a sexual act came back into more frequent use, chiefly amongst the young, male, upper class intellectual elite.

Isn't ThaiVisa wonderfully educational? :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I thought it was just normal sex!!

Had an exchange student from the UK tell me anal, but maybe that was just what she liked? :o

From Wikipedia:

Slang

It is also a short version of the term Jolly Roger which refers to a black flag with white skull and crossbones, formerly used by sea pirates since as early as 1723.

It has an old (1711) vulgar slang usage as a verb where it means to have sexual intercourse with a woman. Used of a man. After a number of comic references throughout the late 20th century, in the late 1990's the word 'roger' as a sexual act came back into more frequent use, chiefly amongst the young, male, upper class intellectual elite.

Isn't ThaiVisa wonderfully educational? :o

So Jai Dee, where do the Pineapples "fit" into that equation ? :D

So Jai Dee, where do the Pineapples "fit" into that equation ? :o

Use your imagination Kerryd... :D

BTW, it was "the rough end" of the pineapple... :D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I thought it was just normal sex!!

Had an exchange student from the UK tell me anal, but maybe that was just what she liked? :o

Did you roger her? :D

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I thought it was just normal sex!!

Had an exchange student from the UK tell me anal, but maybe that was just what she liked? :o

Did you roger her? :D

Pray, do tell, Bops. :D

So Jai Dee, where do the Pineapples "fit" into that equation ? :o

Use your imagination Kerryd... :D

BTW, it was "the rough end" of the pineapple... :D

Fruit Abuser !!!!!

(I still say that a Durian would be better !) :D

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