Laying a good log is therapeutic and never forget a large tough one, always gives time for the crossword.

Laying a good log is therapeutic and never forget a large tough one, always gives time for the crossword.

That's disgusting.

There's always an immense feeling of satisfaction from a "large tough one" but nothing beats chilli for a good workout.

..and a rolling stone gathers no moss...

Yes, disgusting. Reminds me of when people used to drop Pollywaffles in the swimming pool. Damned waste of a good Pollywaffle.

And here it is....

Wait for it.....

My 3,000th post!!!!

Laying a good log is therapeutic and never forget a large tough one, always gives time for the crossword.

That's disgusting.

There's always an immense feeling of satisfaction from a "large tough one" but nothing beats chilli for a good workout.

I remember seeing a dump in a cafe toilets on the Isle of Skye - it was the size of my forearm. When I tried to flush it the water just broke on the turd, but no corrosion took place!

It was probably the tossed end of a caber

some poor cleaner probably had to get a hammer and try and smash it...

I hope she did it and ran before wild, ginger, bearded men in women's clothing came back to look for it.

My 3,000th post!!!!

And you broke in to an important discussion about turds just to tell us that ?

If you were seated on the throne at the time then I concede some relevance........

Probably relevant. She probably recorded it in her log book.

That's a lot of entries.

another turgid comment..........................

Sorry about "butting" into your poo conversation...

..and a rolling stone gathers no moss...

OI!!

Why bring me into this thread, it is of poor taste

Moss

Can't believe you tried to taste it

Has anyone heard of the Bristol Stool Scale. It is the official way to rate the quality of poo. They are rated from 1 (Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)) up to 7 (entirely water).

Has anyone heard of the Bristol Stool Scale. It is the official way to rate the quality of poo. They are rated from 1 (Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)) up to 7 (entirely water).

This sort of information is important. This should be "pinned" for all at the top of the main board never mind this one. Until now I'd never even heard of it.............wonderful stuff !!!!

after this you will be rating your poos

Indeed, the attack " your full of shi%^&e" can now be graded. "Your full of grade four shi$%&^te" far more accurate and meaningful.

This is why I came to TV, it never fails to enrich one's life.

..and a rolling stone gathers no moss...

OI!!

Why bring me into this thread, it is of poor taste

Moss

Sorry, you just slipped in!

Can't believe you tried to taste it

What? The stone or the moss?

Isn't it time someone closed this thread? (All this talk of henries...)

Speaking of closing threads, CB's been conspicuous by his absence since rejoining us mere inmates. I trust he hasn't gone to the dark side...

Wine and cheese festival times approaching.

I go to most nearby events.

Makes me think this thread is heading in the rite direction.

After a day sampling many wines, spicy meats, (salamis, pancetta) and ever so many different cheeses.......

My Bristol Poos rating would be about 8, very soft indeed, not runny, but........

Well, your first four lines were okay...

How do you know it came out in lines ?......................Peeper !!!!!

it is mine now this silly last thread

Scuuuuuuuuuuuuse me !!

I think not !

Mine I tell you, all mine.

Oh no it's not!