New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes
Phuket Gazette



PHUKET: -- A tombstone unearthed in the tiny village of Bang Phuying last month has led a crack team of local forensic scientists to speculate that the apparent death of one of Phuket's first American expats, Carter J. Wyatt, may have been the result of perfectly natural causes.

The head of the team, Police Detective Chadjen Maikaojai, told the Phuket Gazette this morning that the inscription on the stone, authored by Wyatt himself, “may have been written before his death,” and that foul play is now “definitely suspected”.

When pressed hard for details as to what drew him to these conclusions, Col Chadjen showed this reporter a photograph of the stone. Though badly weathered, the epitaph, signed “Carter J. Wyatt – Thalang, August, 1873”, is clear. It reads:
It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up and has a job.
It's important to have a woman who can drink with you and make you laugh.
It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and who trusts you.
It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.
And it's very, very important that these four women not know each other or you'll be dead like me.

Police say they will now close the file on the case and investigate no further.

Source: http://www.phuketgazette.net/phuket_news/2013/New-evidence-in-American-expat-death-points-to-natural-causes-22095.html


-- Phuket Gazette 2013-08-27

you know, I found this out the hard way...

Phuket police have one helluva backlog on suspected murder cases, no wonder they are requesting more officers to the island.

Some other kindA 'Merikan Founding Father speaks to us from beyond the grave...trouble is, he's mumbling, apparently...getAloadAthisOne:

**New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes
Phuket Gazette**

**foul play is now “definitely suspected”.**

Huh? so, being murdered by a jealous lover is a *Natural Cause*, now? OK...makes sense to me. ;-} rap.

Some other kindA 'Merikan Founding Father speaks to us from beyond the grave...trouble is, he's mumbling, apparently...getAloadAthisOne:

**New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes

Phuket Gazette**

**foul play is now “definitely suspected”.**

Huh? so, being murdered by a jealous lover is a *Natural Cause*, now? OK...makes sense to me. ;-} rap.

You make the mistake of looking for logic in statements made by thais....i learned to not to make the same mistake years ago.

Some other kindA 'Merikan Founding Father speaks to us from beyond the grave...trouble is, he's mumbling, apparently...getAloadAthisOne:

**New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes

Phuket Gazette**

**foul play is now “definitely suspected”.**

Huh? so, being murdered by a jealous lover is a *Natural Cause*, now? OK...makes sense to me. ;-} rap.

It is natural causes in a Phuket.

You should see what qualifies as a murder.

I think the headline is a joke ??

The text state : “may have been written before his death,” and that foul play is now “definitely suspected”.

I am not a native english speaker - but don't that mean - that now we suspect that he died out of UNnatural causes ?? (like murder, foul play)

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Some other kindA 'Merikan Founding Father speaks to us from beyond the grave...trouble is, he's mumbling, apparently...getAloadAthisOne:

**New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes

Phuket Gazette**

**foul play is now “definitely suspected”.**

Huh? so, being murdered by a jealous lover is a *Natural Cause*, now? OK...makes sense to me. ;-} rap.

You make the mistake of looking for logic in statements made by thais....i learned to not to make the same mistake years ago.

I bet you're one of those people who gets drawn into the ThaiVisa April Fools' story every year too. Surely an old Thai hand like you can understand some pretty primary school levelThai: Detective Chadjen Maikaojai (hint, hint Mai Kao Jai!!!)

Maybe you were looking in the wrong places for you presumed logic. The tag line at the bottom of the article states:

– Entirely False

Phuket,Thailand

16:16 local time (GMT +7)

Once again the superior farang intellect and rush to Thai Bash succumbs to the shot-in-its-own-foot syndrome.

Had to check calendar, to make sure yesterday had not been March 31st.

Funny, funny in that the rest of the internet attributes that image to Russell J. Larsen !!

What, no balconies, hubs, Thai women or sons of Police Captain Chalerm involved?

Looks like guy was something of a cowboy, with cowboy humor. IT is a joke! Jeez! Does one have to be an American to understand that? This is as plain silly as the "Paul is dead" stuff from years ago.

Police Detective Chadjen Maikaojai

So this detective has a name meaning Very clear Don't understand?

My laughter began at..."crack team of local forensic scientists to speculate"

Some other kindA 'Merikan Founding Father speaks to us from beyond the grave...trouble is, he's mumbling, apparently...getAloadAthisOne:

**New evidence in American expat death points to natural causes

Phuket Gazette**

**foul play is now definitely suspected.**

Huh? so, being murdered by a jealous lover is a *Natural Cause*, now? OK...makes sense to me. ;-} rap.

Sure...and very "natural" in Thailand...It is called "4 Play".....

Just goes to show men have not changed at all.

Would be highly intriguing to see some more photos, showing his daily life as an expat in Thalang around 1870.

Dutch sailors going on shore in Pattani in the 17th century were offered women, they didn't have to go looking for a bar, kinda easy.

Would be highly intriguing to see some more photos, showing his daily life as an expat in Thalang around 1870.

Dutch sailors going on shore in Pattani in the 17th century were offered women, they didn't have to go looking for a bar, kinda easy.

The one nice thing about reading the comments in this thread is that it demonstrates why poorly educated bar girls find it so easy to outsmart the typical farang tourist. It's really not that much of a challenge.

Have 2 people having sex means twosome. Have 3 people having sex is a threesome. Still cannot understand why they call me "handsome" 55555