Introducing Miss Thailand - Chalita Yaemwannang

[FarangKino]

From the Miss Universe web site re Miss Thailand:

FUN FACTS:

Chalita loves to collect refrigerator magnets.

Chalita once worked as a toilet cleaner.

Chalita applied to a Ph.D course in Thailand and had a proposal interview the same day she had to take part in a pageant bootcamp. Even though she didn’t go to the interview she knew she made the right decision when she won the crown!

Who would have guessed???

It also looks like she's got some kind of scar on her lower right abdomen.. maybe from a past surgery.

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Interesting that - wonder if I can phone her up for a closer look?

[David48]

Three pages and no one claims she's a ladyboy?

While I am sure there is no 'Casting Couch' ... I'm sure they would have been proven to have been a genuine 'Miss' ... rather then a 'soon to be Miss ... I'm just saving for the operation'.

But, I've said it before ... I'm cra*p at picking them ... I rely on others to assist in that area.

But let's just celebrate the Female form in all it natural (and enhanced) glory ...

[Arkady]

From the Miss Universe web site re Miss Thailand:

FUN FACTS:

Chalita loves to collect refrigerator magnets.

Chalita once worked as a toilet cleaner.

Chalita applied to a Ph.D course in Thailand and had a proposal interview the same day she had to take part in a pageant bootcamp. Even though she didn’t go to the interview she knew she made the right decision when she won the crown!

Who would have guessed???

It also looks like she's got some kind of scar on her lower right abdomen.. maybe from a past surgery.

PS0192.jpg

Perhaps she had to sell part of her liver to pay off the Thai judges who were either gay or female and wouldn't accept the traditional currency.

Looks like that is not the only surgery she has had. Frankly I think she would have been even prettier without the nose job, eye job and whatever other enhancements she's had done but few have the confidence to go on stage without the obligatory surgical preparation.

[Torrens54]

Dumb Question, can you tell me how I upload a couple of relevant photographs to this?

Cheers!

[kwaussie]

They all have scarily bad dentists.

All their teeth are identical irrespective of facial structure and natural color. They look freaky.

"freaky teeth" ??? From England are we? Dental hygiene is a concept the Brits never seemed to grasp...

There was a boy whose name was Keith,

Who never ever cleaned his teeth;

And though he was a pleasant lad,

His teeth were green, his breath was bad.

His mum bought brushes, floss and paste,

And mouthwash with a minty taste,

But Keith just broke his brush in two

And poured his mouthwash down the loo.

Keith hated fruit and lived on cakes,

And Mars Bars, Milky Ways and Flakes,

But then one day whilst eating cake,

Keith felt a tooth begin to ache.

‚This toothache’s agony!’‛ he cried,

‚My head is throbbing from inside!‛

His mum just said, ‚I told you so:

‚It’s to the dentist you must go.‛

The dentist took one look and yelled:

‚Your breath’s the worst I’ve ever smelled!‛

‚Your teeth are yellow with decay

–

‚I’ll have to act without delay.‛

He drilled away from twelve till four,

Stopped for a rest then drilled some more.

At last the dentist said, ‚I’ve done!

I’ve filled and polished every one.

I’ve made them look as good as new!‛

Keith mumbled through the pain,

‚Thank you.‛

And so it was from that day Keith

Made sure he took care of his teeth.

And every morning, noon and night,

He used his toothbrush with delight

[kwaussie]

Priceless!! Thanks for the great laugh Tiger2

[Torrens54]

Hey David48,

You've posted some great shots, I have some from the same contest but a "few" years ago....how do I load them on here?

Torrens54

[KuhnPaen]

I thought is was the Miss Tiffany contest by the first two photos. Not to be insulting but, if I saw her on the third floor of Nana she would fit right in with the Cascade Bar crowd.

[Patsycat]

since the cat is out of the bag ...

A family friendly shot.

Her profile and additional photos here ... http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/657674/year:2013

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I thought, for a second, that she had a great big ugly mole on her forehead. Until i realised it was a bit of dust on my screen.

[Shancloudy]

Contestant from Philippines are always on top 10 every year. And this year the Miss Supranational 2013 winner and Ms. World 2013 winner are from Philippines and 3rd runner up in Ms. Universe 2013. I hope next year Ms. Thailand will win. ????

[Shagz]

I think Miss Thailand is prettier than the winner.

so do I but each to their own, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[besth]

I know everyone has their favorite, and mine is Ms. Austria.. Hot.

p.s. What is the difference between the Slovek Republic and Slovenia?

Google Slovakia. Then Google Slovenia.

IMO the problem with Miss Thailand in the international contests is that Thai judges choose them - bribes aside - based on the "Thai" concept of beauty. The surgery to noses, lips, etc. makes most Thai misses look very similar to each other and quite different to the normal Thai beauties that would wow international judges.

[FiftyTwo]

"My masters degree thesis was about sex tourism, which Thailand has an infamous image about. I hope to promote a better image for Thai women and my country."

Sort of ironic that she's made it by showing her body!

You want to promote a better image for Thailand, start by keeping your clothes on.

Edited November 10, 2013 by FiftyTwo

[Briandajew]

Had a look at her pics on the links, sadly, not even the hint of a Camels Toe!

[DGIE]

for those who are looking for ms Thailand, sorry we are having dinner right now...

[chrisinth]

A tremendous opportunity missed by the UN. If they'd rigged it so that the Thai won Miss Universe while the ICJ ruled in favour of Cambodia, or vice-versa, they' have have had a compromise solution acceptable to both sides...

I've always thought that there is something very wrong with the Miss Universe contest.

Has anyone else noticed that it is always won by someone from Earth?

Fixed up or what?..........................

Woman are from Venus ?

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So they say David, and if that's the case, they seem to have a better visa system compared to some others..................

No 90 day reporting there, eh..........................

[thaibeachlovers]

Shouldn't this be in the sport sub-forum?

So ... do you are thinking she's a good sport sort ?

Or, is it that she has a sporting chance of Podiuming?

OH ... I did look for a Miss Scotland ... but alas ... there was no such Lassie ...

Would you settle for Miss GB ?

... just quietly ... I would ...

As for a national costume ... wouldn't a Morris Dancing outfit be closer to the truth ...

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How the frack is that supposed to be representative of GB? Mind you, when they held the parades in London along the Thames every year that I was there, you wouldn't have known it was in England. Not a single Morris dancer either- reverse racism if you ask me.

[StreetCowboy]

S what happened to Miss Iran or Miss Saudi?

Well I thought the follow-up was funny, even if others didn't.

Anyway, like the Burqa, the best humour leaves something to the imagination.

SC

[JLCrab]

Oh well any time I get into beauty contest mode can't help thinking of this one:

[WitawatWatawit]

And next, David? Miss Farm Girl?

[StreetCowboy]

Shouldn't this be in the sport sub-forum?

So ... do you are thinking she's a good sport sort ?

Or, is it that she has a sporting chance of Podiuming?

OH ... I did look for a Miss Scotland ... but alas ... there was no such Lassie ...

Would you settle for Miss GB ?

... just quietly ... I would ...

As for a national costume ... wouldn't a Morris Dancing outfit be closer to the truth ...

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How the frack is that supposed to be representative of GB? Mind you, when they held the parades in London along the Thames every year that I was there, you wouldn't have known it was in England. Not a single Morris dancer either- reverse racism if you ask me.

I think it's a couturial reference to Elizabethan regal splendour. Personally, I think a reference to the current rugby league world cup would have been more appropriate. David, have you checked to see if any of the ladies record rugby league as one of their interests?

SC

[thaibeachlovers]

Shouldn't this be in the sport sub-forum?

So ... do you are thinking she's a good sport sort ?

Or, is it that she has a sporting chance of Podiuming?

OH ... I did look for a Miss Scotland ... but alas ... there was no such Lassie ...

Would you settle for Miss GB ?

... just quietly ... I would ...

As for a national costume ... wouldn't a Morris Dancing outfit be closer to the truth ...

.

.

How the frack is that supposed to be representative of GB? Mind you, when they held the parades in London along the Thames every year that I was there, you wouldn't have known it was in England. Not a single Morris dancer either- reverse racism if you ask me.

I think it's a couturial reference to Elizabethan regal splendour. Personally, I think a reference to the current rugby league world cup would have been more appropriate. David, have you checked to see if any of the ladies record rugby league as one of their interests?

SC

Looks more French than English to me. Way too cold to be walking around with exposed thighs.

[WitawatWatawit]

Shouldn't this be in the sport sub-forum?

So ... do you are thinking she's a good sport sort ?

Or, is it that she has a sporting chance of Podiuming?

OH ... I did look for a Miss Scotland ... but alas ... there was no such Lassie ...

Would you settle for Miss GB ?

... just quietly ... I would ...

As for a national costume ... wouldn't a Morris Dancing outfit be closer to the truth ...

.

.

How the frack is that supposed to be representative of GB? Mind you, when they held the parades in London along the Thames every year that I was there, you wouldn't have known it was in England. Not a single Morris dancer either- reverse racism if you ask me.

I think it's a couturial reference to Elizabethan regal splendour. Personally, I think a reference to the current rugby league world cup would have been more appropriate. David, have you checked to see if any of the ladies record rugby league as one of their interests?

SC

She's got the hots for Richie. Stop causing rucktions.

[HeijoshinCool]

Oh well any time I get into beauty contest mode can't help thinking of this one:

I remember this. 2007? Time flies by.

One of the most gut-busting, embarassing speeches I've ever seen.

[bangkokpoppys]

Very nice indeed. MMMMmmmmm.

Thank you for posting this - brightens up the day!

I have to say I prefer Miss Thailand to the winner. And Miss Myanmar and Korea too.

Guess that's why I married a Thai

One of my friends, an oilman, married a girl from Venezuela. Not only beautiful but a really nice, caring person. I met several of her friends and they were all very good looking girls but also nice, unassuming, intelligent people.

I glad you liked it ...

Sometimes, we do get a bit serious in the General Forum and some 'light relief' is appreciated.

We forget the beauty that exists in the world. I'm happy to bring a little bit of it to General.

So, to honour your post, Miss Thailand, Miss Myanmar and Miss Korea ...

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So many gags here....

Eeeny meeny miny mo ......

Does this represent a golden triangle?

Where's a Brazillian when you need one.

A Thai, Korean and Myanmarese where stuck on a desert island...

[TallGuyJohninBKK]

I look at that photo and the background in it, and kind of imagine it's an advertisement for a soapy massage parlor...

[PaullyW]

Gorgeous ladyboy

[Commander Tamson]

To have won her Nation selection Miss Venezuela was chosen from a 'seven's contest.

 

This was the Class of 2013 ...

 

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Rugby Sevens? Shit - missed that one!

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[Thai at Heart]

They all have scarily bad dentists.

All their teeth are identical irrespective of facial structure and natural color. They look freaky.

"freaky teeth" ??? From England are we? Dental hygiene is a concept the Brits never seemed to grasp...

There was a boy whose name was Keith,

Who never ever cleaned his teeth;

And though he was a pleasant lad,

His teeth were green, his breath was bad.

His mum bought brushes, floss and paste,

And mouthwash with a minty taste,

But Keith just broke his brush in two

And poured his mouthwash down the loo.

Keith hated fruit and lived on cakes,

And Mars Bars, Milky Ways and Flakes,

But then one day whilst eating cake,

Keith felt a tooth begin to ache.

This toothaches agony!‛ he cried,

My head is throbbing from inside!‛

His mum just said, I told you so:

Its to the dentist you must go.‛

The dentist took one look and yelled:

Your breaths the worst Ive ever smelled!‛

Your teeth are yellow with decay

Ill have to act without delay.‛

He drilled away from twelve till four,

Stopped for a rest then drilled some more.

At last the dentist said, Ive done!

Ive filled and polished every one.

Ive made them look as good as new!‛

Keith mumbled through the pain,

Thank you.‛

And so it was from that day Keith

Made sure he took care of his teeth.

And every morning, noon and night,

He used his toothbrush with delight

As a Brit with several relatives for dentists for relatives who has not one filling in his mouth, I think I know plenty about oral hygiene.

These teeth look ridiculously white and completely unnatural in proportion.

[David48]

To have won her Nation selection Miss Venezuela was chosen from a 'seven's contest.

This was the Class of 2013 ...

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Rugby Sevens? Shit - missed that one!

Ran out of likes ...

Nice that you picked up on that.

And SC ... on the Miss World Muslimah pick-up ... thanks.

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