Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

[mrtoad]

A few weeks back it was a Golden Retriever, and now a cow.

The locals are certainly animal lovers.

[arthurwait]

[transam]

I see this story is being milked for a laugh

I would steak my reputation on it.

[ginjag]

I see this story is being milked for a laugh

I would steak my reputation on it.

For heifer and heifer.

[ZigZagMan]

I'd be upset too if I owned that cow.

Just a quik bang. No dinner, no moovies?

[smedly]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

from the front or back

[i claudius]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

Are we sure the man wasnt a Welshman who had lost his sheep.. ?

I am utterly disgusted by your comment that welsh hill farmers have sex with sheep ,what do you think their sisters are for?

[Trentham]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

You really are as your name suggests. You are also a racist.

[animatic]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

cunnilingus ?

Cowalingus... Cowabunga!

[NeilSA1]

THAILAND. Where men are men, and the cows are scared

[ratcatcher]

More tabloid journalism brought to us by Thai Visa.

Congratulations rucus7 !!! After 82 posts, most of them bringing a laugh or two, you manage to complain. perhaps you would be happier if the cow had exploded and killed the penetrator.

Just remember you heard it through the Bo Vine.

[ginjag]

More tabloid journalism brought to us by Thai Visa.

Congratulations rucus7 !!! After 82 posts, most of them bringing a laugh or two, you manage to complain. perhaps you would be happier if the cow had exploded and killed the penetrator.

Just remember you heard it through the Bo Vine.

No he didn't HERBI VOR told him

[sirchai]

i tend to believe that the guy had watched this movie on youtube. Blame them for it.

Nigerian hobby farmer deleted.

[lemonjelly]

He was just looking for a stable relationship.

[jamstock]

It's not April fools yet!

[belg]

was this cheating or was it rape ?

[sirchai]

I see this story is being milked for a laugh

I would steak my reputation on it.

Deleted.

[Dap]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

You may have a problem that requires professional help

[sirchai]

Maybe he only payed for short time but had the cow all night long.Oh my cow god.

[bkkjames]

Thai French Beef that needed some tender loving care?

[lemonjelly]

Sounds like they were putting together an act for Patpong.

Cowpat pong

[chooka]

Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep.

I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about!

Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook?

They sell more gumboots in New Zealand.

[Why ask]

i tend to believe that the guy had watched this movie on youtube. Blame them for it.

Nigerian hobby farmer deleted.

I hope he wore a condom: mad cow disease, and all that.

[silent]

This happened many years ago in Ras Al K (UAE) The police caught a pakistani national having sex with a cow. Thet strapped him to the back oh the cow naked and drove slowly through town for all to see.

They were both taken to the local cop shop, and belive it or not the man was released before the cow. !

I know i'm going to be told this is rubbish, or don't belive you etc, but it is true. Maybe the cow here made a false statement and was kept for further questioning??? Who's to know.....

Maybe the cow seduced him

[kannot]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

But only one of them guarantees you a "good hump"

[mikemac]

So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

[laobali]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

A nice bit of rump? Maybe the cow was asleep. They do lie down, you know.

[sirchai]

So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

Okay, the big black guy's gone. Hope that makes you happy.

[kuiburi]

Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep.

I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about!

Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook?

They sell more gumboots in New Zealand.

Double sized I have heard .

[sirchai]

i tend to believe that the guy had watched this movie on youtube. Blame them for it.

I hope he wore a condom: mad cow disease, and all that.

I'm sure he wore two condoms.