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Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow


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Congratulations rucus7 !!! After 82 posts, most of them bringing a laugh or two, you manage to complain. perhaps you would be happier if the cow had exploded and killed the penetrator.

Just remember you heard it through the Bo Vine.

No he didn't HERBI VOR told himgiggle.gif

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They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? wink.png BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

You may have a problem that requires professional help biggrin.png

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Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep. wub.png

I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about! biggrin.png

Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook? thumbsup.gif

They sell more gumboots in New Zealand.

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This happened many years ago in Ras Al K (UAE) The police caught a pakistani national having sex with a cow. Thet strapped him to the back oh the cow naked and drove slowly through town for all to see.

They were both taken to the local cop shop, and belive it or not the man was released before the cow. !

I know i'm going to be told this is rubbish, or don't belive you etc, but it is true. Maybe the cow here made a false statement and was kept for further questioning??? Who's to know.....

Maybe the cow seduced him

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They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? wink.png BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

But only one of them guarantees you a "good hump"laugh.png

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Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! wink.png

A nice bit of rump? Maybe the cow was asleep. They do lie down, you know.

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

Okay, the big black guy's gone. Hope that makes you happy.

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Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep. wub.png

I love that Aussie humour we hear so little about! biggrin.png

Or is still true that the real reason Australian men prefer to marry Australian women is because sheep can't cook? thumbsup.gif

They sell more gumboots in New Zealand.

Double sized I have heard .

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