connda Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You really know that you're retired when...It's been Monday all day, right up until the moment that your wife informs you that it's Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You dont care what the day is! its no longer of any importance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 cant wait for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You dont care what the day is! its no longer of any importance. No ,thats when your dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You take up Raffia work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 When you look at a calendar to tell the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midasthailand Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You take up Raffia work. Forgive my ignorance but what is Raffia work? Is that like basket weaving or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You take up Raffia work. Forgive my ignorance but what is Raffia work? Is that like basket weaving or something? Indeed with brightly coloured strands,well you can make anything from a toothpick holder to a valise,in wonderful vibrant shades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 your bedtime is 3 hours after you fall asleep on the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You live the moment you want when you want....the schedule belongs to you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You don't get a day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 i tell you once your into Raffia work,boy,do you know you are really living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Retirement coming up soon. I will know I'm retired when the only thing I will worry about is when to sleep and when to eat. (borrowed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yermanee Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I don't remember the last day I worked, it's been so long and it's been a ball ever since Yermanee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickjn Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Your down to your last 5 million dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 ... someone calls you an old-fart on ThaiVisa and you don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langsuan Man Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 What is a weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You look at Yermanee's avatar and think: Hmmmm, I wonder what the ale tastes like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachproperty Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Not specifically about retirement but life in general..... “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.”George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 You look at Yermanee's avatar and think: Hmmmm, I wonder what the ale tastes like? You look at Yermanee's avatar and think: Hummmm, I need to buy some softer pillows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringogazzer Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Your scrotum looks like 2 pool balls in a hockey sock. Budgie smugglers are no longer viable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppmacready Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You don't need to be woken up by an alarm clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You reply on Thai visa with an essay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 When you think working for two weeks in some soul deadening sheit job that pays peanuts would be like an exotic vacation to an island paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 A week consist of six Saturdays and one Sunday! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckd Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 My wife asked me the other day..."What are you going to do today?" I said..."Nuthin." She said..."You did that yesterday." I answered..."I didn't finish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseFrank Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I don't remember the last day I worked, it's been so long and it's been a ball ever since Yermanee I don't remember the day I worked, as my philosophy has always been, when I'm too old to have a ball there is plenty of time to go work . One has to have his priorities in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 When you think you know everything and the others are amazed by your knowledge. When you fart, and you don't care if the others hear you. When you believe your wife/gf, when she tells you are the most hansum man on earth. When you have nightmares about being late for work, while before you wouldn't give a toss. When you start thinking of how many years you got left to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You know that you're retired when...You still eye up the Beutiful Girls but you have forgotten why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You know that you're retired when you wonder how you ever found the time to go to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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