What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[AZBill]

I don't need Viagra

[Stevemercer]

I don't need air conditioning.

[transam]

I don't talk to my wife as if she is my slave.......

[Naam]

my wife doesn't talk to me as if i was her slave.

[Naam]

always rent! when they build a steel rolling mill next to you just pack your suitcase and move.

[transam]

my wife doesn't talk to me as if i was her slave.

Can we swop...?

[Thorgal]

WELCOME to my ignore list !

[Naam]

why do you need a Ferrari? a Honda Jazz will take you from point A to point B!

why do you need a Honda Jazz? a Honda Click will take you from point A to point B!

why do you need a Honda Click. using a bicycle is much healthier and it will take you from point A to point B!

why do you want to ride a bicycle? just walk! flip-flops are only 100 Baht.

[Naam]

my wife doesn't talk to me as if i was her slave.

Can we swop...?

can not! i see picshure of you my wife. she too young for me

[Rob8891]

I'm not a sex tourist. I'm naturally gregarious.

[Rob8891]

I would never throw money around unwisely. Only fools put their money into <insert business/property type> for their girlfriend. There is never a happy ending.

[transam]

I would never throw money around unwisely. Only fools put their money into <insert business/property type> for their girlfriend. There is never a happy ending.

Fink I know one who did that purely for a weekly happy ending.....

[huawei]

I look much younger than my age!

[HooHaa]

1. I've always been very interested in Thailand.

2. You might have come here for the girls -- I certainly didn't.

That their own experience is universal, and everyone else here is a sex pest too.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Thailand is a great place to buy property.

[Agent Sumo]

My index-linked pension is very generous

I just happen to really like Tesco foodhall 30 baht meals

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

At the age of 30 i moved to thailand with a cv wich most humans must be about 200 years old to have aquired so much work experience and i even advertise my company on TV forum.

[transam]

At the age of 30 i moved to thailand with a cv wich most humans must be about 200 years old to have aquired so much work experience and i even advertise my company on TV forum.

I need a job............

[transam]

At the age of 30 i moved to thailand with a cv wich most humans must be about 200 years old to have aquired so much work experience and i even advertise my company on TV forum.

I need a job............

[jerojero]

I love the Isaan rural life. Not bored at all.

[Ace of Pop]

No lie all idiots do

[transam]

I won't get banned from any forum cos I am too important..............

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Sure it's okay to invest In a bussiness for that Thai girfriend who went to school until the age of 12,who needs any basic knowledge about accounting and keeping stock or any experience aboutrunning a bussiness it's a win win.......

[Rob8891]

• I'm an expert on everything about Thailand: people respect my knowledge and rely on my good advice.

I never offer unsolicited advice

[alanrchase]

I like taking the extended family to the beach for a weekend and paying for them. The more the merrier.

[Rob8891]

I can go home any time I like: I never burned my bridges.

[Rob8891]

I'm only staying in Thailand 60 days this time: I am far too busy back home to be away from work any longer than that.

[transam]

Can you suspend me here for 90 days cos I will be tooooo busy in the UK............

[Rob8891]

My girlfriend

[SoiBiker]

Those happy people are just kidding themselves.