!

I think I'd posted a "rub it in" p1sstake of thaddy for his time signature question.

Now, whyever would you want to do that?

What are you talking about man.....the war is over and WE WON!!!!! Victory is ours. The natural order has been restored and The First Word is FIRST!!!......and thank you one and all for your contributions....you've been mmmaaaaaahhhhhvalous...simply mmmaaaahhhvalous!!!!!!

Chownah

Your victory, like your words (First and Last) are hollow and meaningless.

For even as you crow about accomplisments not yet realised, you forget that every word you speak (type) is your Last Word (until the next one, which then becomes the Last Word, and so on, and so on).

What are you talking about man.....the war is over and WE WON!!!!! Victory is ours. The natural order has been restored and The First Word is FIRST!!!......and thank you one and all for your contributions....you've been mmmaaaaaahhhhhvalous...simply mmmaaaahhhvalous!!!!!!

Chownah

Your victory, like your words (First and Last) are hollow and meaningless.

For even as you crow about accomplisments not yet realised, you forget that every word you speak (type) is your Last Word (until the next one, which then becomes the Last Word, and so on, and so on).

Your words to describe my words as being "hollow and meaningless" are "hollow" and "meaningless" AND if our accomplishments are not realized yet it is YOU who do not realize it yet.....we realize it in its totality already as you will in the fullness of time.

I know it must be painful (or at least really sore) to have suffered this great defeat but hark and behold we mean you no harm and will gladly take you to the bossom of The First Word for supplication.....but you (being the loser) must buy the beers.

Chownah

The Last Word 2,792

The First Word 140

The First Word has 5.01% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

WE DID IT!!!! WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!! I KNEW IF WE STUCK TOGETHER WE COULD TOP THOSE LAST WORDERS AND WE DID.....THE FIRST WORD REIGNS VICTORIOUS!!!

Chownah

You do realise that now that I have a fairly reliable internet connection, there is now way this thread will ever overtake The Last Word !

It probably won't even come close to catching the Rain thread !

You have never told me your bandwidth. What do you get?

Don't get tenchnical!

What do you not get? Technical!

Thank you kind sir.

You have never told me your bandwidth. What do you get?

According to the TV Bandwith test, only about 45 kbs up/down. I'm on a WiFi connection to a satellite internet connection.

Not the greatest set-up, but better than nothing !

That's not too shabby - probably as good as most in LOS!

wow.... I'm spoilt.... 242 download and 84 upload. it fluctuates though... wifi too... sometimes slower sometime higher.... i took three consecutive readings and these are the averages

Anyway, Since myconnection is faster, that must mean I'll get the last word?

yeah?

wow.... I'm spoilt.... 242 download and 84 upload. it fluctuates though... wifi too... sometimes slower sometime higher.... i took three consecutive readings and these are the averages

Anyway, Since myconnection is faster, that must mean I'll get the last word?

yeah?

Yeah!

took you long upload time to reply

I think with a faster connection you'll get the first word in.

I think with a faster connection you'll get the first word in.

Well, he didn't have the First Word in the Last Word, but he may get the Last Word in the First Word, which will probably happen long before the Last Word is spoken (typed, what ever).

Am I Living in a parallel unviverse???

dePUNds upUN which word you want

I am glad I read the 'other' thread so I know what kayo's on about.

Hey Wabbit! Here you were supposed to post the first word this year!

You will never make it

HAHAHAHA

raro beats us all to it! But to what exactly?

The original is still the greatest.

Oh, boy, I am batting 1000 today. Should have checked the site...bowing down to you Chownah. Clutz keeps revolving through my thoughts at the mo...can a mod delete my imposter posting?

Oh, boy, I am batting 1000 today. Should have checked the site...bowing down to you Chownah. Clutz keeps revolving through my thoughts at the mo...can a mod delete my imposter posting?

altogether with the poster maybe?

Kah-kah and it's still useful today. As in; I'm offline for two days, I come back and you're all still talking kah-kah, thank god for Bedlam, in an ever changing world at least some things stay the same.

The Last Word 292

The First Word 172

The First Word has 58.9% of the number of posts for The Last Word.

Hahahahhahahaah

Not only have we reigned victorious for so long but it just keeps getting sweeter!!!!!!

The First Word Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chownah

:D

(ps> I don't suppose there is any need to state the bleedin' obvious is there?)

Back on topic

Gurgle

Gurgle???

nah mate, First words should be "do you swallow?"

Although Crow Boy might have a hard time asking that... Ya know.. bein' a Crow an all...

It's still kah-kah.

kayo showing his purity of thought again...

So, who among ye considers themselves a cunning linguist?

Oh, boy, I am batting 1000 today. Should have checked the site...bowing down to you Chownah. Clutz keeps revolving through my thoughts at the mo...can a mod delete my imposter posting?

altogether with the poster maybe?

I missed this barbed missive before. Don't think you can get away with it one-chord player. I shall be watching you. Maybe you can buy me a glass of wine some time.