Monk found with drugs, weapons and "masturbation equipment"

[happy pattaya man]

He's holding up his left hand....is this another masturbating tool?

hpm.

[nausea]

Oh, give me a break. I'm sure there's some good Thai monks, somewhere.

[manhood]

I love these monks: thats why i will never ever bend my head down in front of a monk: a rotten "institution" !

[macksview]

a w*nking, tooled up, drug selling monk.

instead of wise phra suchnsuch for thai soaps, we have the monk who don't give a <deleted>, great viewing.

want to see him bash a dwarf,katoey, the na ka good girl, isaan servents, whilst w*nking over the bitchy girl.

I guess we all have sexual fantasies, not sure i want to see yours though

ok forget the w*nking bit, but the rest is on tv 1930-2130.

really? bashing a dwarf? i have seen dwarfs used in human ten pin bowling (slung down a plastic sheet all greased up), but never seen bashing, thats just wrong

oiling the lanes takes on a new meaning.

the erstwhile monk greased some palms.

not many takers for putting the cuffs on the monk, definitely the juniors job.

[Deepinthailand]

I love these monks: thats why i will never ever bend my head down in front of a monk: a rotten "institution" !

Yes agree same as I won't go to confess in RC church all kiddie fidoers rotten to the core.

[Aussieroaming]

charming

[tails]

A spade is a spade and that's not a monk, just a guy playing dress ups

[gchurch259]

Two things; It is long past time for whoever is the Head Pu Ha of all these Monks to clean house !!

Second; Although frequent ejactulation may help prevent Prostate Cancer; it does not help the economy !!

[GAZZPA]

What's happening in the Monkhood?

Same as has always happened. But why the surprise? There have been many studies which show that most people masturbate, and others which show that Thai monks are not the ascetic people they pretend to be.

The problem as reported is 90% humbug, and 10% an opportunity to vilify someone you don't like or who opposes you.

Look at the policemen in th picture,. You think they don't masturbate when nobody is looking? Dream on, get real.

Winnie

The actual percentage is ... 90% do and the other 10% are liars.

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It's not a revelation that everyone masturbates, what's funny is this monk is masturbating and he's doing it with a canned vagina...and the police found it,,,and then asked him if it was his,,,, and he said no even though it was in his house,,,

[The stuttering parrot]

Monk walks into a laundrette .

The manger is hard of hearing.

Monk says I have a stain on my robe.

Manager says come again?

Monk says no just mayonnaise !

Edited June 30, 2016 by The stuttering parrot

[GAZZPA]

What's happening in the Monkhood?

Same as has always happened. But why the surprise? There have been many studies which show that most people masturbate, and others which show that Thai monks are not the ascetic people they pretend to be.

The problem as reported is 90% humbug, and 10% an opportunity to vilify someone you don't like or who opposes you.

Look at the policemen in th picture,. You think they don't masturbate when nobody is looking? Dream on, get real.

Winnie

The actual percentage is ... 90% do and the other 10% are liars.

.

It's not a revelation that everyone masturbates, what's funny is this monk is masturbating and he's doing it with a canned vagina...and the police found it,,,and then asked him if it was his,,,, and he said no even though it was in his house,,,

Second thought, if I was that policeman I would find it difficult not to keep probing that line of questioning...

Police - "so, is this yours Sir"

Monk - "no officer, it must belong to one of my underlings"

Police - "but it was found in your house Sir, quite close to your bed"

Monk - "Erm, they must have been using it at sometime when I was not out doing good deeds"

Police - "Hmm, can you tell me what it is?"

Monk - "It looks like a canned vagina used to manipulate the male genitals to climax by mimicking the action of real sexual intercourse,,,,,,, damn!!"

Police - "and we found some drugs"

Monk - "oh, yes they're mine, been dealing for years"

[Deepinthailand]

What's happening in the Monkhood?

Same as has always happened. But why the surprise? There have been many studies which show that most people masturbate, and others which show that Thai monks are not the ascetic people they pretend to be.

The problem as reported is 90% humbug, and 10% an opportunity to vilify someone you don't like or who opposes you.

Look at the policemen in th picture,. You think they don't masturbate when nobody is looking? Dream on, get real.

Winnie

The actual percentage is ... 90% do and the other 10% are liars.

.

It's not a revelation that everyone masturbates, what's funny is this monk is masturbating and he's doing it with a canned vagina...and the police found it,,,and then asked him if it was his,,,, and he said no even though it was in his house,,,

Don't you know every person caught with something illegal says it's not mine, never seen it before,cops must have planted it normal response worldwide. (Here mind most of the viewers on this forum would no boubt belive the cops planted it on me bit).

[sambum]

Tin can vaginas?

How desperate do you have to be to slap your John Thomas into a tin can?

I mean, why did no one tell this guy about lubricants...

They should have told him about warm loafs!

[arithai12]

ok the tin cans are a bit weird, but I guess better than using children like some, he wasn't hurting anyone except the teachings of Buddha with that.

However, the drugs and weapons part is indeed scary. I am glad they could get him and that he didn't have some protesters protecting him.

[The Deerhunter]

What is happening to the monkhood? Simple. It is being looked at for perhaps the first time ever with the rose tinted spectacles removed! And about dammed time too from the results. People including myself have been complaining about changes not happening fast enough in all sorts of places but here is the question: Would they be happening at all under Yingluk, particularly the property encroachments. Probably not! There is a lot of mud to dig through

It will take years but bit by bit many (but probably not all) of these institutions will have to clean house. And they will kick and wriggle to avoid the embarrassing disclosures but be forced to admit to some and have to put measures in place to prevent some level of reoffending.

[joboss]

Skilled in recycled can vagina fabrication..

he could exit jail a wealthy man.

[eastendanto]

Tin can vaginas?

How desperate do you have to be to slap your John Thomas into a tin can?

I mean, why did no one tell this guy about lubricants...

Bluespunk , relax, it is all in good hands, Prayut may have to work it out with a pencil ...........................

Sounds like a bit of Monk ey business to me

[cyberfarang]

Tin Vaginas....I was thinking more on the line of those sculptured clasped hands you see for sale along with Buddist statues.....

Nothing wrong with tinned vaginas, as all the women I meet seem to have the frozen variety.

[sead]

Tin can vaginas?

How desperate do you have to be to slap your John Thomas into a tin can?

I mean, why did no one tell this guy about lubricants...

Atleast it's safe

[Alwyn]

Awesome! What a great post!!

[LindsayB]

And hence the saying "Its in the Can"

[Psychic]

Hoi Klapong?

?

[AlQaholic]

I saw this you tube clip once where it was instructed (pretty much like a military instructional video actually) how to make a vagina out of a towel, a rubber glove and some lubricant......

[khundon]

"Thongchai said that he had been at the temple for 18 years and been selling ice for a long time. He got his drugs from an agent he knew as Ek"

By Ek!.

[hookedondhamma]

Anyone click on the link to the thai article? His hut was #69.

[Nearlynam]

Amazing Thailand !!! Never stops amazing amazing.

Monks with masturbating equipment

Webfact please stop posting things like this, the laughter is killing me.

Good job i have my medication to keep me calm.

Strange thou find it so funny.

It was ONE monk.

You haven't a clue buddy.

[gemguy]

Not to worry....He is just preparing himself for the real world ....after being a monk, he will be a fine upstanding citizen.

Cheers

[dhream]

Tintins adventures in Thailand, the missing manuscript has been found!

[SOTIRIOS]

...a century or more of denial one would estimate.....

...land of smiles....

..look beneath.....

[hookedondhamma]

What is happening to the monkhood? Simple. It is being looked at for perhaps the first time ever with the rose tinted spectacles removed! And about dammed time too from the results. People including myself have been complaining about changes not happening fast enough in all sorts of places but here is the question: Would they be happening at all under Yingluk, particularly the property encroachments. Probably not! There is a lot of mud to dig through

It will take years but bit by bit many (but probably not all) of these institutions will have to clean house. And they will kick and wriggle to avoid the embarrassing disclosures but be forced to admit to some and have to put measures in place to prevent some level of reoffending.

First time ever?

No, not really - this stuff has been happening for years, but tv knows what will draw in the foreigners and get clicks (hits). Anything with 'monk' in the title. Add 'drugs' and it'll be a success, but 'masturbation'? It's now a full on celebration, guaranteed to draw in many readers.

It makes many thai feel uncomfortable I bet - it's like many are loosing face on the daily, unfortunately.