and in there, no CAKE to be found

No ! I hid it in the CAVE

in this CASE , I'll diet

But I'll keep drinking from the CASK

that's not a hard TASK

that's not a hard TASK

because i wear a MASK

hello! im mark

do you still stack shelves at wall MART

No, i think he pushes a shopping CART

No i'm a lazy little fart

It would be best for a lazy fart to be sent to work on a FARM

He'd receive a WARM welcome

I cant, i'm in a hospital ward

Do you have a CARD at the end of your bed telling you what's up with you

i don't CARE about this thread anymore.

i don't CARE about this thread anymore.

How DARE you say that

hes having a mare

How do you know he's a MALE

cos hes not wearing a vale

But he could be telling a TALE

In the TATE gallery

In the TATE gallery

Do you believe in FATE?

No, not of LATE.

That's a bit LAME

I'm sick of this war of words, everyone should just sit down and share a nice LAMB roast.

Is it a leg of lamb or some other LIMB

Is it a leg of lamb or some other LIMB

do you drive a LIMO?

that reply's a bit LIMP

is there lamb in the limo? if there is i'd like some LIME to go with my lamb in the limo.

I have some LIME';s for your Lamb inthe Limo - I'll sell you some for a DIME