and maybe that would stop you being so VAIN

Perhaps I would change my name to EAIN, since I would be very ashamed...

and so this “Fred” went on and on, Gain-ing momentum at each turn of the page, should that be 15 posts per page or 40 posts per page, the preference is always your.

Then a-Gain truss the “<deleted>” it will work for you.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

This thread is going to pot.

Used to be a laugh.

On the way down it occasionally

raised a smile.

But now , with the sad exhibitionists

invading it I can't even raise a GRIN.

This thread is going to pot.

Used to be a laugh.

On the way down it occasionally

raised a smile.

But now , with the sad exhibitionists

invading it I can't even raise a GRIN.

Honestly, get a GRIP!

This thread is going to pot.

Used to be a laugh.

On the way down it occasionally raised a smile.

But now, with the happy exhibitionists invading it I can't even raise a GRIN.

So does that mean this ”Fred” has turned a little “Grim” for you?

And yes these times are “Grim”

Know your feelings also.

Sorry , maybe it's me or the time of night

but your posts don't make a GRAM of sense.

I just Kan not Weight you up…….. ohhhhhhhhhh Dram

Or maybe you have had a few Dram or to, too many

No offence but your use of fonts is becoming

a bit of a DRAG.

Sure, thank you, as I do Brag about it without speaking about it.

Just curious , did your mom ever call you a BRAT ?

It wouldn't surprise me as you as a PRAT!

PRAY tell , is English your first language because

I sometimes have difficulty in understanding

your posts.

Why do you view me as some sort of PREY? I am Scottish, I'm sorry my English is not up to your exacting standards - it's in my genes to be hard to undertand. D'ye ken?

That explains much ! Scottish English has always

been a GREY area.

I'm not sure what sort of English is spoken in GRETna Green!

Neither am I but don't FRET about it.

My FEET hurt from my new Bata shoes.

Sore feet? How do they FEEL?

It really hurts at the HEEL.

Is the skin starting to PEEL?

Yes, a little bit, would you like to take a PEEK? (at my heel )

blessed are the MEEK

At lunchtime I ate LEEK

You are a GEEK for eating a leek!! I had a curry.

Curry is ok if that's what you SEEK

Even nicer with a touch of cilantro SEED...

Had some of that in my yard once.

Ripped it all out.

Thought it was a WEED.

May I give you some Meed for your Khun-tribution to this “Fred”.

May I give you some Meed for your Khun-tribution to this “Fred”.

Be happy to MEET up with you!!