Jonathan Fairfield Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Pattaya: Man’s experiment with penis rings goes horribly wrong Image: Daily News PATTAYA:-- A man in Pattaya has been saved from a serious life changing injury thanks to a steady hand and some specialist cutting equipment. The man, 33, took himself to Pattaya City Hospital on Saturday with a self inflicted injury that was causing him a great deal of pain. He told hospital staff he was in dire need of help after experimenting with two rings which he had attached to his penis. The rings had caused his penis to swell to such an extent his was no unable to remove the rings himself. With the man in considerable pain doctors tried in vain to remove the rings and had to call for the help of workers from the Sawang Boriboon Foundation who arrived at the hospital with specialist cutting equipment. Daily News reported the rescue workers protected the man’s penis with a small sheet of metal and carefully cut away at the rings, which were eventually removed. It was not known why the man decided to put the rings on his penis. Daily News said he thanked hospital staff and was able to return home following the procedure. -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2017-06-24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Some people have brains some people dont. This clown is definitely 1 of the latter. The reason the doctors could not remove the rings, was because they couldnt stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessi Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Is this guy a "Dick Head"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Next time, place the ring through the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 When he first entered the Hospital his words were "help........please remove rings" but his GF countered by saying "but please not take away the swelling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidedog Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) He is definitely not The Lord of the Rings. Probably wished he could turn invisible when the story came out though! Edited June 24, 2017 by darksidedog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Some have too much time on their hands and use it successfully to prove how stupid they really are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) Its Beyonce's fault. "Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it" Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh ohUh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh Edited June 24, 2017 by canuckamuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 hours ago, trogers said: Next time, place the ring through the head... Well he did place it on his brain....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidedog Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said: It was not known why the man decided to put the rings on his penis. Well I suspect it was because he wanted a stonking hard on (which he got, but couldn't get rid of), to give the lucky lady of the moment a damn good seeing to with. Sadly, things did not go according to plan. The rest as they say, is highly amusing tabloid news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, darksidedog said: Well I suspect it was because he wanted a stonking hard on (which he got, but couldn't get rid of), to give the lucky lady of the moment a damn good seeing to with. Sadly, things did not go according to plan. The rest as they say, is highly amusing tabloid news. Has a certain ring to it...... Edited June 24, 2017 by VBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, VBF said: Well he did place it on his brain....... Placing through, and not placing on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 3 hours ago, trogers said: Placing through, and not placing on... How pedantic! (Lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Som nam na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 (edited) 17 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said: Daily News said he thanked hospital staff and was able to return home following the procedure. although, he walked a little funny afterwards Edited June 25, 2017 by klauskunkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Moral is ...... If you ring the wrong number you could get cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobredin Ghusputin Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 17 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said: It was not known why the man decided to put the rings on his penis. Reporters should give him a ring and ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 must have used his engagement ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RachaRob Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Hope he wasn't suffer ring too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terminatorchiangmai Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Note to myself , always use rubber ring ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno Viking Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 And this kiddies is why I use cable ties and always have some side cutter close by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickmouse1 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Can you publish his picture and his little peanut please????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 38 minutes ago, terminatorchiangmai said: Note to myself , always use rubber ring ! Sadly for all you macho guys, your penis is actually quite delicate. Even rubber ones can cause lasting damage as can a relationship with an enthusiastic partner who likes to go on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkusAUST Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I wonder how long he tried "wrestling with the problem" before he realised it was truly stuck, and what must have been running through his head (apart from engorged blood haha), when he realised he needed help and had to go to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats56 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 21 minutes ago, VocalNeal said: Sadly for all you macho guys, your penis is actually quite delicate. Even rubber ones can cause lasting damage as can a relationship with an enthusiastic partner who likes to go on top. There is a ring of truth to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 A man in Pattaya has been saved from a serious life changing injury thanks to a steady hand ......... I guess an unsteady hand would have exacerbated his condition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchbull Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Ring my bell..what a stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thurien Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 " It was not known why the man decided to put the rings on his penis" this is the 2nd time that some Thai wants to turn his dick into some sort of curtain railing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 2 hours ago, klauskunkel said: although, he walked a little funny afterwards Yeah, John Wayne springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieAus Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 My sister in law in Sydney used to work as a receptionist in the AE Dept of a large Sydney hospital She had many stories of men turning up with things attached or inserted that couldn't be removed The best had to be a guy who turned up with the tube of a vacuum cleaner attached to his penis His explanation was that as the weather was hot he was cleaning the room naked, slipped and the tube became attached Yeah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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